Message from @uberrice

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2016-09-06 15:39:36 UTC  

No rush..

2016-09-06 15:39:39 UTC  

Does not compute.

2016-09-06 15:39:45 UTC  

Well

2016-09-06 15:39:46 UTC  

120 is the normal highway speed in Switzerland

2016-09-06 15:39:49 UTC  

Limit here on highways range from 110 to 130

2016-09-06 15:39:53 UTC  

If the roads are empty

2016-09-06 15:40:01 UTC  

My pussy dad drives 120 on the highway

2016-09-06 15:40:05 UTC  

fun fact, in Germany I get a lower fuel consumption when I go 150 instead of 130

2016-09-06 15:40:05 UTC  

While I usually drive 140

2016-09-06 15:40:20 UTC  

because when I go 130 I get all those cucks and women that brake for no reason

2016-09-06 15:40:26 UTC  

and therefore force me to brake

2016-09-06 15:40:36 UTC  

when I go 150 I get on the comfy lane of gud drivers that don't slow down

2016-09-06 15:40:41 UTC  

and get to maintain a constant speed

2016-09-06 15:40:43 UTC  

it's funneh

2016-09-06 15:41:03 UTC  

I remember my dad would drive 220 on the highway once

2016-09-06 15:41:12 UTC  

If someone would try to pull out

2016-09-06 15:41:17 UTC  

He would just be putting the blinker on

2016-09-06 15:41:24 UTC  

kek

2016-09-06 15:41:24 UTC  

And just brake like a madman

2016-09-06 15:41:38 UTC  

I've had a similar situation once, though with my bundo, so not quite as fast

2016-09-06 15:41:41 UTC  

>2 lane highway

2016-09-06 15:41:49 UTC  

5 lane highway masterrace

2016-09-06 15:41:54 UTC  

>I'm on left lane going 180 tach with my bundo

2016-09-06 15:42:14 UTC  

>on the right I see a little 'traffic jam' coming up because of an exit

2016-09-06 15:42:24 UTC  

>I pay attention as I approach and see all of them seem to want to leave

2016-09-06 15:42:28 UTC  

>think I can drive past them

2016-09-06 15:42:32 UTC  

>who are you quoting?

2016-09-06 15:42:37 UTC  

I'm telling a story

2016-09-06 15:42:39 UTC  

breh

2016-09-06 15:42:43 UTC  

Oh..

2016-09-06 15:42:45 UTC  

Carry on

2016-09-06 15:43:01 UTC  

>just as I drive past them, fucking woman suddenly pulls into the left lane without blinking

2016-09-06 15:43:09 UTC  

>ABORT MISSION FULL BRAKES FUCK SHIT FUCK

2016-09-06 15:43:25 UTC  

>ABS triggers, car still swervers a fuckton, I can manage though

2016-09-06 15:43:33 UTC  

>end up just a few metres behind her when I get to a reasonable speed

2016-09-06 15:43:37 UTC  

>she flips me off and drives away

2016-09-06 15:43:38 UTC  

fug.

2016-09-06 15:44:00 UTC  

The dangers of trying to reach the top

2016-09-06 15:44:07 UTC  

oh, I also honked the whole time.

2016-09-06 15:44:11 UTC  

kek

2016-09-06 15:44:29 UTC  

and as far as I remember the final countdown was playing.