!play san holo donkey kong

!play san holo episode

!queue

perfect

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnT7pT6zCcA

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFo332Y5uIA

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoiSWLl0NI

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lBF2h-Pl0

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aRr8O_D35Q

!help

!play https://youtu.be/inUsq6zcYFE

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw9GUU-rg6w

!shuffle

NASDAQ is EST?

!play unsane alleged

!shffule

you sexy bastard

!shuffle

!queue

Looks less cancerous than yesterday

@cathy are you sure?

!play Melvins civilized worm

@cathy bad timing lad

!play any means necessary hammerfall

@sid yes

!queue

Some good taste today

update didn't delete anything on the phone thats weird

@nyetnyet you sure it updated

yep it said reboot to update

then the progress bar at reboot

well did it solve your issue

although it's the same version as i'm currently running

nah

mmm

change roms

older one? which one?

which version?

!help

!queue

Developer

!shuffle

i don't think it wipes storage when you use the updater

no idea. those kind of issues don't happen on the iPhone 😆 @nyetnyet

well

ask xda or xiaomi.eu

they have a rom of their own

heard it's better

I have no idea what you guys are talking about but just fucking flash CM

so should i get the dev rom or not

Ring 0800 PAJEET for expert advice

its a full fuken gigabyte to download

You should get the dev rom so you can unlock the bootloader and flash CM

!queue

dev rom unlocks the bootloader

?

No but you need the dev rom to unlock it

You need a mi account with unlock permissions, dev rom installed on the phone, logged into the same mi account on the phone and "allow oem unlock" toggled on in the settings

chinkphones are truly complex 😸

you can just sign up for the mi account?

Uh, many Android phones are unlocked in a similar way

like HTC and LG

You can just sign up yeah

Whatever that means

I mean there's no unusual steps

HTG process was always a pain in the ass

But it's easy

HTC*

Fook

@tablecat yeah but they don't have all those weird issues

Issues like?

@cathy whatever this russian guy is having

I have no idea what he's doing

holy shit, the song started

ayy

clouds moved away and the sun shines into my room

literally

"cathy: Looks less cancerous than yesterday"

i'm trying to diagnose a non-accessible screen lock and fingerprint option

i doubt it maybe faulty hardware

!queue

i can't even set a pattern for screen lock

WTF IS THIS SHIT XIAOMI

sounds like defective unit but what do i know kek

Did you try a factory reset?

let me do it now

!play https://youtu.be/aWnS8iKYnbQ

is 4chin down

or is it just me

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PssjAB8Q9m8

@Ortus works just fine

it's just you

IT'S

ALLEGED

it's working but realllly slow

stop torrenting

looool

Hiroshima is late on loan payments

Who

/grunge/ here

whatever floats your boat, not really my style, but I respect your taste

Seeing them live in a few weeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_o47Gs6DQ0

!play be a man heroine sheiks

glorious chinese music

!queue

!shuffle

!play 01 - Machine Gun peter

!queue

perfect transition

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bf-EGuMfag

!play goldfish we come

!play senior junior

!play gonna go far kid

lel

!play Great Good Fine OK Not Going Home

!play alligatoah denk an die kinder

!play alligatoah willst du

!play cut to black

!play lambert

!play lambert stay

!queue

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

You left Ortus?

I swear 4chan is acting up

restarted my router

O

it is, /a/, /g/ and /biz/ all slow and knackereed

Yep

Not loading images for me

oh thanks, thought it was only me

Damnit Hiro

a, g work fine here

connection errors all around

btw

why does it tell me invite link expired or something

They expire over time

is there a permanent link

I can make a new one

I'll check if one is infinite

Been a while

Is it because i'm not registered

Anyone can make a 24h link but only the server owner can make an infinite one

oh

Or, not the owner, anyone with whatever permission is needed for that

https://discord.gg/013cBVIg9iQEILoeV

New infinite one

thank you, bookmarked

good news i was able to set a pattern lock

but no option to set fingerprint even on startup

it's in the settings i think

well the settings option ain't woking like before

??

i reset factory settings

check it out guys http://i.imgur.com/LoK5B8P.png

7$ what a steal

@nyetnyet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQP7_-GTDNs

>Buying MAGA hat from Chinks

Absolutely halal

7$? I could buy 4 ccs fibgs for that

yea it goes back to settings main page

cc figs?

thats the initial problem i've been trying to solve

i reset the phone so i had the option to set fingerprint on startup

but pajeet on youtube is able to set it after entering PIN

i chose pattern instead

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/16-style-1pc-Free-Shipping-Cute-Nendoroid-Card-Captor-Cardcaptor-Sakura-7cm-Boxed-PVC-Action-Figure/32658087263.html

ahh theyve gone up, were 1 80 something

but didn't get the screen to set fingerprint

does it only happen when you chose PIN

These are some cheap mini-amiibos

i have a mi account now atleast

@nyetnyet what happens when you click "add fingerprint"?

on this version of miui theres settings > lock screen and fingerprint > screen lock and fingerprint

after that it just goes back to main page

main settings page *

It's broken man

film it and send to gaybeast

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Make-America-Great-Again-Hat-Donald-Trump-Cap-2016-GOP-Republican-Adjust-Mesh-Baseball-Cap-patriots/32678534496.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_5_10037_10017_507_10032_401,searchweb201603_9&btsid=1ae14a81-9dc1-491f-aaff-6b4a0a52648e

which style is best?

why, is that not how the menus are supposed to look like?

white on red I say

@nyetnyet don't know but clearly it's aint working

I like the white one with black font

looks fresh

:_;

looks like hat equivilant of 'custom printed tshirt done for 2quid at some market stalll'

well

it is £4

probably hand stitched by Cathy

yeah, but it looks like that, at least the others have a bit of substance

white on red it is

it's the classic design

@nyetnyet I'm still not sure what is happening really post a pic

or webm

wait - american priedential electoin cap, in scotland?

actually that makes sense

maybe it'll get me a job

make america great an aw tha'

well he was here the other week iirc

@Ortus something like this http://en.miui.com/thread-282694-1-1.html

it'll probably get me beaten up in the streets by tolerant and loving liberals

naw, they'd probably just think your an aberdeen supporter or some shit

>aberdeen supporter

order cancelled

they're still red, aren't they?

>order cancelled

They'll send it anyway

or not give me a refund like my other cancelled order

does the seller need to send the money back to ali for me to get it?

why can't ali just pay me back

woo mic stand

@nyetnyet so it looks like a hardware issue

chinked

I don't think the seller gets the money right away

!queue

hehe just get it, i was being facecious, kinda

!play weed circulation

nuuuu

thanks I'll never buy xiaomi

>8ball will apple go above 100 today?

:question: **Question**: `will apple go above 100 today?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most likely no`

arse

>8ball is it a hardware issue

:question: **Question**: `is it a hardware issue`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `My sources say yes`

there you have it

the prophets have spoken - rma it

!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5oaCPCqN3Y

i want xiaomi to make it work

Fingerprint is useless anyway

looool the chinks don't care

>8ball will PTX go oever $1 tomorrow?

:question: **Question**: `will PTX go oever $1 tomorrow?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Maybe`

are you playing the stock market with neetbux m8?

💩

naw, inheretance

made any bank yet?

/pol/ and /int/ still not working

middle class gambling ftw

300squid or so

fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookl

I thought fees were supposed to be really bad

they can be

15quid per traide + 1% on foreign currency exchange os someuch

>the whole scottish stock exchange is powered by xebec in his man cave

wheelin n dealin mawn

ooh ive a picture about that from when i used to tryade crypto..sec

how do you go about doing that

I was looking into forex but looks shady as f