what if i'm a half chink from the uk

that doesn't speak mandarin

I see, the saltire scholarship covers studying here immediately

9. What does the Scholarship award cover?

The scheme offers up to 100 awards, each worth £4,000, towards the cost of tuition fees of a one-year full time Undergraduate, Masters or PhD course at any of Scotland’s higher education institutions.

>100 awards
>each worth £4000

no wonder there's land behind me with 14,000 chink housing being built

most people just live here for 3 years @godzirra

then you get no tuition fees and a bursary you don't have to pay back

if you get a part-time job on top of that you have no worries

that's for a full 4 year course

17. The course I am taking lasts for 2 years, would I get the scholarship for both years?

No, the scholarship is for 1 year only.

saltire is one year only

Now if only you could understand a word they were saying the education would be usefel

Most tutors aren't even Scottish here

a few

I know a south african guy who came here with £50 in his pocket from his savings in south africa, got a job in a call centre and is waiting it out

@Monte ayy lmao

keeps a little calendar marking off the days

until he gets his free tuition

University of Edinburgh is world respected so why not

neat

im so glad i picked an amd gpu. have you seen how cute the mascot is?

she has a twitter and everything

the redhead?

https://twitter.com/amadakokoro

wat

i had no idea this was amd's maskot

what is with Japan making waifus out of operating systems and software?

it sells

over there

i also like it

win7 mascot is a lot cuter than win10 mascot for sure

she also wont stab you in your sleep for looking at another girl

windows has mascots?

hownew.ru

Have you not been on /g/

no i came yesterday during the coup

Oh ok

along with the other pol people

i wanna stay though, this place is cool

You gonna buy chink Shit

did you read the wiki yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nngGGBkjMpU

yea am looking at it now

i need shades for some summer program i'm going to soon

The win mascots are probably just whores because of how easy they are to use

pretty much all shades on ali are okay

have you guys had any experience with them?

they're one of the top memes in the thread

ask in there and you'll get suggestions

fake raybans are a big one

ok, thanks

@Deleted User the csg thread, right?

as a general rule things with a high markup are best bought on ali and gear

like sunglasses

are a good choice

ok

Yeah anons test them and there's no difference

Same with watches

are there any automatic/kinetic watches being sold for cheap?

Go to aliexpress/Gearbest and search your brand of choice

Always shows up with knock offs

kk

Daniel Wellingtons are big right now

@godzirra name your price segment, chinks make the cheapest automatic (mechanical) watches available
No kinetic quartz though, that's proprietary to the japs

Chink clones of miyota 8200 movement powered watches start around $14

thanks

Best chink watches are priced $40-350 though

Comfy knows and made a review of the arguably best buy

Yeah that's a good watch

http://good-stuffs.com/Classic-Rodina-automatic-wrist-watch-OEM-by-Sea-Gull-ST17_p_156.html

You can get differently branded ones off Ali, or if you're frugal, watchrecon

Most style per buck is $8 quartz nomos knockoff
Possibly best bang per buck is any Parnis OS-20 based quartz chronograph or their sapphire crystal solid stainless rollie GMT homage

/wt/ rules apply tho, don't buy oversized dogshit

Did you see that anon who got a "tactical" watch covered in shit that didn't work?

Non functional compass

It was huge

And only the watch part worked

Rest was just to look tacticool

If you want tacticool just get a faux suunto and put it on a OD zulu

i'm considering doing that for my summer program

What's your summer program?

NCS

some thing made by the government

If it's actually physical intense you might want to consider something more reliable - that's something chink watches aren't

we'll be at like this activity center for 3 days and then camping for the 4th

oh

:c nvm then rip dreams

Want me to pm you non-chink sub-30 dollar suggestions? I take it you're a burger

Yes please and I'm a brit

Well you still have Amazon and shit then
Though prices are obviously higher :^^^)

yea

WUS affordable subforum is pretty much 99% chink

>being american

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468685255527.webm

@breh who are you accusing?

ims shitposting in general

America is gud but also shit

/g/'s right when they shitpost that we are "free"

Would visit if loaded or possibly live in if pound millionaire

Fucking bullshit NSA

SC rulings that computers are not private property

FISA amendments

america is more free than most of europe tbh

True

since when do you have to be loaded to go to murica?

tons of cheap flights to USA here

We have more civil liberties in general

if you don't mind going in a tin bucket with wings

But they are still going away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoZjXDP7LHs

You don't have to be loaded to go, but there's not much point in going if you aren't

At least not to me

return flights to New York are like £150 here

from ezjet

Why would I go to jewyork
Other than very good museums and galleries

Stop using @ everyone

It was a good cause fam

It was not

It was another one of your shitty polls

It was a pretty good poll compared to the others

interesting result at least

Comfy getting btfo

I disagree

What do you like cathy

I like when people spell my name properly

lowercase c or die

Surely there's something

I'm on my phone

so did the MAO dude get banned?

He's unbanned now

but hasn't come back

think he's working

That's probably because you don't quite get a notification that you're unbanned

or crying

I let him know in PM

He messaged me hours after I banned him saying "WTF I'M BANNED?!"

so I don't think he noticed the poll thing at the time

Let him back

I did

@cathy do you want ownership back?

No

I want you to stop using @ everyone and banning people for no valid reason

I think all my bans have been justified and democratic

most discords there's a power mad madmin dropkicking people off the server left and right

I don't think I'm that bad

I guess I'm even more liberal then

Does Cathy Feel The Bern

lol...

I don't follow burger elections

lmao

comfy getting btfo

wasn't Awful the one who ultimately got BTFO?

I still can't get over 10-3gate

all of my polls are always 100% no to bans

fucking lol

10-3gate

That's because there's 3 people voting

Now you highlighted everyone on the server

You can vote multiple times with Nadeko?

Doubt it

I tried on some dumb poll early on and it didn't work

How is that even relevant?

I think the likely odds that Awful got 10-3'd out of existence by /pol/ is absolutely hilarious

poll?

what kind of chinkshit is that

I've only really polled with zombii before when we first learned he's 12

but he's not a bad kid so it never passed

Wow if I knew so many people would ask about it I would have voted no

>poll discord drama lyfe?;yes1;no2

idk how

what is even going on

lmao

Nothing bad even came out of the polack invasion

It was contained

yes

contained

Wasn't the last zombii poll 2:2

Has my banning ever been contested?

The early ones more people waded in

The last few were joke polls

Well I don't see anyone else even showing up to eat for this next hour and a half until I leave

Lunch rush is over

to catch everyone up, Awful admitted earlier on that he let in the /pol/ack invasion last night by being sloppy with his screenshots, I asked Nadeko if he should be banned and she replied "for sure"

following from that was a poll

Thankfully boss never shows up and hates all of the staff so we are allowed on our phones

The result was 10-3 in favour of banning Awful

>by being sloppy

He literally posted the link

Did he screenshot his post?

something like that yeah

(you)

"turkroach anon reporting live in the pol discord! link"

Nice

kek

what a retard

that explains why it was so hard to talk about chink keyboards yesterday

i had a chink keyboard once

Do you say it because of me? 😦

it broke after like 4 months

twas an aula

Nah fam you're cool

How many people were in the Pol invasion

Thanks Urubro

~50

Oh man I was about to buy an Aula

Mostly avatarless

yeah i think something was wrong with the cable end

>plant

after a while it like stopped being powered properly

Damn

and the mouse that came with it was jittery

I was thinking of going for an ajazz

instead

Was it a mechanical aula?

no

rubber dome

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