I grew up hearing chink

the takeaway shops were the chinkies in my family

goin' out to the chinkies for dinner

chinks pakis and darkies

@Deleted User "the takeaway shops were the chinkies in my family" - like that's special

fucking chinks coming to auckland and making everything unaffordable

didn't say it was m8y

Are you a Kiwi and want to move to Auckland? Not happening!

The chinks took everything

The chink takeaways are very affordable

I'm taking this scanner thing so personally it's ridiculous

maybe I'll just sell it and get myself a baofeng

these chinese tracking memes

xddddd

which memes? the non-existent tracking?

tracking of chinese devices

what's tracking? naw, xiaomi would NEVER do that.

trying to track you down and talk you down of your claims or something idk

the xiaomi air purifier was one of the best memes in /csg/ history

chrome-fags

guy takes it completely apart, takes out wifi, it doesn't even work

well i use vivaldi so w/e

as a generic air purifier

who is the botnet guy

who uses chrome

on the podcast?

ye

does he sound like a mild mannered nord or a raging autismal swedish migrant?

sounds more nordic than swede

which episode, I'll have a listen

he was talking about how dirty was a flake

forgotten all the things that happened

episode 1 20 mins

comfy you gotta understand burgers just say Europe

at 20 minutes

i can tell the difference between brits, french, italians, slavs and nords but everything else is just a wash

yes

about the pc being a scam?

The "20 dollar mini pc"

yeah that's awful reviews

ah

Stick doesn't talk as much

has a quieter mic than awful

he didnt introduce himself lol

he's the silent assassin of /csg/

buys metal gear rising swords and cuts down underagers in the night

ofc you guys think that america is comprised of 99% hyper-conservative survivalist liberitarians

you mean us talking about Buck?

yeah

Buck is though

he's at the end of episode two

liberal-repellent system

that was the best

he's on episode 2 talking about chinese AK-47s

he's not been around much since that episode actually

someone in the thread said he knows fuck all about guns

and he hasn't been around much since

but its true there are really shitty chink aks

isis uses them

ran out of the ones sold to the middle east by the US? lel

also the 300k guns left in afghanistan

they went "missing"

the cold war must have been a fun time for gun nuts

around the world

so much easier to get some

like how US intentionally destabilised the whole middle east arming warlords with military weaponry just to spite the Soviets

would have been easy to get one off a mudslime on the black market

it goes back to the brits and french

slicing up the middle east

then 54

creating israel

i s r a e l

fuck that shit

did you ever see Rambo 3 recently?

n o

Rambo sides with Al Queda who are portrayed as valiant heroes

heh

to take on the Russians

us is friends with everyone as long ias they arent commies

oh shit lets see what you know about knives

me? fuck all

@s3bbe educates me privately

love the pink text

I should have filmed myself shaving my own arm with that knife

way better visual test

yes

did you do the paper thing

slicing paper

ah

yeah, did it wrong

thats not how you do it lol 😃

should have shaved it

saw the annotation

look at the dislikes

I learn a lot doing these reviews, I already know how to do the next knife review better

most chink knives need you to remove the scales and release the tension on the springs

if the lock uses springs that is

and also lube the mech

what do you use knives for?

are you /out/?

/no/

EDC

cutting open chinkshit

you get the knife in a box then you use the knife to open more boxes

EDC as in self-defense?

no

as in utility

although i could stab someone in the gut with a folder

or one of my fixed blades

i have this https://www.amazon.com/Morakniv-Companion-Stainless-Military-4-1-Inch/dp/B004ZAIXSC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1468208221&sr=8-1&keywords=Mora+Knives

I think my bm-800 videos are most liked

no idea why

>624 views

u wot

and this www.amazon.com/dp/B0033H7VI6/ for when i am out

which is probably never

/out/ is fun

also i live in the opposite of buck's dreamland so people dont like knives

who cares what other people think

id get the cops called on me with a 6.4 in blade

unless they can put you in jail, fuck 'em

they can

under 18 you can only have 5 in blade

10 in total length

no one has ever caught or suspected me of carrying a blade

so folders are okay

and I carry one for ned decapitation daily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E41I2wU74A

mirin?

oh this is the DOES IT REALLY NEED PHANTOM POWER

no that's the other on

e

this is the one I made unlisted

@Deleted User did it 😒 🔫

yes I did

sounds much better with phantom but soundcard is good with high gain

well that's the secret cap

it always has high gain

comparing like for like is dumb

wish I knew that then

how's my poverty set up?

nice

my mixer is much better than your setup lol

yup

does it do full 48v?

looks like it goes into the wall so I assume it does

yes

Explain why you can't do a podcast over something like twitch?

>twitch

gross

doesn't twitch use flash?

that's fucking disgusting

yes

we have a good open source FOSS set-up currently

comfy you didnt ask how much the tv was because you were a sperg

everything in that shop is expensive

a foss voip?

we broadcast using open source broadcasting up to an icecast server

then stream it on an anonymous based chatroom

Which is not foss

comfy guitar hero guitars use alps white switches

you should have bought

not going to buy 230959202 guitars m8

and made a keyboard

@cathy sorry cathy

e

did it 😒 🔫

drawing gothic lolitas

slib would you agree comfy hoardin is the best thing I do?

yes

thank you

holy shit dolch caps on that typewriter

ahhhh

I have dolch caps on my keyboard

it was gone when I went back the next day

must have been good

What?

the typewriter

from comfy hoardin' 1

this dude linking me those cute little fold out stands for phones, i already have the one that came with the keyboard and here i am waiting for my rock wood/metal stand to come from ali which i thought would be my only stand

damn chinks made my purchase obsolete

I've not been in /csg/ all day

any good memes?

just reading through it now, made my review then i was fucking about with a stylish css

finally I can go to bed

what kept

you

idk why i didnt plug my pc into my stereo before

didn't want to wake gf

(GAAAYYY)

oh it was because i just found a 3.5 to rca until last week

i have those logitech z623 speaker and i just plug them into my 2i2

makes no difference to my ears

dirty's reviews are too long

like 5 mins on a shark

wtf

can't beat my shark review tbh

still one of my favourites

dirty got better

his aula keyboard review is good

lol

hhahahaha

nice one

too many inaccuracies?

did you actually not get a shark

nice water is now on my wallet

yeah it was my mistake though

i like sharks but it doesnt really matter what it looks like because you dont even see it

exactly

I was letdown at first

then realised how funny that is

so video was made

well sharks are cheaper than the "colorful" series

wait comfy did you wait for your gf to wake up before you went to sleep

yup

neet life

comfy how old are you

27

til im less neet than someone who is almost double my age

lel

I know, chink shit keeps me from killing myself

i like your knife review where you go over brit knife laws

like cant you get ID'd for carrying plastic cutlery

plastic cutlery is australia

might be brit though too

can't sell plastic knives to under 18's

the fuck's wrong with you

they might butter some bread or something radical like that

like lets be real i'm a liberal/"socialist" in my head but at heart im a materialist

im like marx

so i dont really agree with americas lack of gun control

but when it comes to fucking plastic knives fuck what are you doing

well i dont ask questions, i just think of how many lives i save when i stop some 18 year old hooligan from buying a plastic knife

i hope one day that when i have kids, my children will be smart enough to stay away from comercially available picnic weaponry

like people dont really give a shit when i bring a knife around

no one gives a shit here either to be honest

most people just laugh at it

the fact is that america is too big to be completely safe

so i do think that some people need guns

sure

i dont see the problem with owning weapons so long as you're reponsible

my phone just died

screen flickered then popping sound

dead

what phone?

lol

redmi?

wileyfox swift

hahaa

warranty?