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2016-06-16 12:49:34 UTC

one girl got huge knockers

2016-06-16 12:49:42 UTC

and started going to nightclubs

2016-06-16 12:49:48 UTC

then slowly everyone else got titties

2016-06-16 12:49:57 UTC

was full fledged degeneracy by 14

2016-06-16 12:50:11 UTC

some of the girls in my class are starting to get some

2016-06-16 12:50:21 UTC

best years of your life lad

2016-06-16 12:50:37 UTC

13-18 is a riot

2016-06-16 12:50:52 UTC

also

2016-06-16 12:50:54 UTC

universal flame is such a tune

2016-06-16 12:50:58 UTC

one of the girls hase a crush on me

2016-06-16 12:51:04 UTC

has*

2016-06-16 12:51:09 UTC

wanna know how I know?

2016-06-16 12:51:23 UTC

did she give you a valentine's card?

2016-06-16 12:51:27 UTC

no

2016-06-16 12:51:28 UTC

we dont

2016-06-16 12:51:41 UTC

because "wha-wha-whaaaat if someone doesnt get one?"

2016-06-16 12:51:55 UTC

they would be sad :(((((

2016-06-16 12:52:04 UTC

ok

2016-06-16 12:52:21 UTC

I know because when we went on a camping trip two weeks ago

2016-06-16 12:52:28 UTC

i was awake longer than the other boys

2016-06-16 12:52:36 UTC

and I heard the girls talk

2016-06-16 12:52:40 UTC

in the tent next to us

2016-06-16 12:52:49 UTC

and they talked about that at one point

2016-06-16 12:53:10 UTC

is she cute?

2016-06-16 12:53:14 UTC

eh

2016-06-16 12:53:15 UTC

not very

2016-06-16 12:53:22 UTC

she is nice

2016-06-16 12:53:23 UTC

good practice ho :^)

2016-06-16 12:53:24 UTC

but not very cute

2016-06-16 12:53:32 UTC

yep

2016-06-16 12:53:38 UTC

practice gf

2016-06-16 12:53:50 UTC

is good to start early

2016-06-16 12:53:57 UTC

even if you cant get the hottest piece

2016-06-16 12:54:05 UTC

yeah having a gf raises your social value

2016-06-16 12:54:09 UTC

gets you more friends

2016-06-16 12:54:13 UTC

makes people know you're not a loser

2016-06-16 12:54:20 UTC

wish I knew that early

2016-06-16 12:54:44 UTC

same tbh

2016-06-16 12:54:48 UTC

this is the one that I like

2016-06-16 12:54:53 UTC

but she doesnt really care

2016-06-16 12:54:55 UTC

at all

2016-06-16 12:55:01 UTC

put the moves on lad

2016-06-16 12:55:18 UTC

>instagram ho at the age of 12

2016-06-16 12:55:20 UTC

oh boy

2016-06-16 12:55:26 UTC

all these selfies kek

2016-06-16 12:55:32 UTC

SHE'S GAGGIN 4 IT

2016-06-16 12:55:40 UTC

*deletes internet history*

2016-06-16 12:55:51 UTC

o it's private

2016-06-16 12:55:56 UTC

I saw her selfie profie pic

2016-06-16 12:56:07 UTC

>150 followers

2016-06-16 12:56:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/192985710217658369/Skjermbilde.PNG

2016-06-16 12:56:19 UTC

want a good tip Zomb?

2016-06-16 12:56:23 UTC

?

2016-06-16 12:56:26 UTC

start lifting

2016-06-16 12:56:27 UTC

now

2016-06-16 12:56:27 UTC

dem curves

2016-06-16 12:56:31 UTC

^

2016-06-16 12:56:32 UTC

srs

2016-06-16 12:56:34 UTC

tho that is not very flattering pic

2016-06-16 12:56:41 UTC

she's learning

2016-06-16 12:56:41 UTC

looks better irl

2016-06-16 12:56:49 UTC

zomb if you start lifting TODAY

2016-06-16 12:56:52 UTC

you'll be swole as fuck by 18

2016-06-16 12:56:57 UTC

oooo

2016-06-16 12:56:57 UTC

ok

2016-06-16 12:56:58 UTC

ok

2016-06-16 12:56:59 UTC

ok

2016-06-16 12:56:59 UTC

dad

2016-06-16 12:57:06 UTC

I wish I started early

2016-06-16 12:58:46 UTC

when you hit puberty your testosterone is sky high

2016-06-16 12:58:53 UTC

so you make the best muscle mass of your life

2016-06-16 12:58:57 UTC

you'd be UNSTOPPABLE

2016-06-16 12:58:57 UTC

our nurse showed us a graph yes

2016-06-16 12:59:03 UTC

about tetosterone levels

2016-06-16 12:59:16 UTC

get on /fit/ and become a sick kunt brah

2016-06-16 12:59:27 UTC

just don't turn gay

2016-06-16 12:59:31 UTC

and you're set

2016-06-16 12:59:44 UTC

nothing wrong with being homo

2016-06-16 12:59:47 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2016-06-16 12:59:52 UTC

they got better taste tbh

2016-06-16 12:59:56 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ to comfy btw

2016-06-16 12:59:59 UTC

I know, I mean /fit/ makes people gay from staring at topless pics

2016-06-16 13:00:07 UTC

of /fit/izen progress pics

2016-06-16 13:00:30 UTC

if your family has the money or you have spare space ask for a barbell and a squat rack

2016-06-16 13:00:35 UTC

hit that once a day

2016-06-16 13:00:41 UTC

3 years later at 15 you're jacked

2016-06-16 13:00:48 UTC

or 16

2016-06-16 13:00:53 UTC

lol, gearbest accepted my review with fake googled pics

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/192986862485241857/topkek.png

2016-06-16 13:01:00 UTC

we have a training studio like 50 meters away

2016-06-16 13:01:03 UTC

not for kids tho

2016-06-16 13:01:05 UTC

:(

2016-06-16 13:01:05 UTC

>cons
>just clone

2016-06-16 13:01:07 UTC

wot

2016-06-16 13:01:15 UTC

dumbbell set is fine m8 if you can get one

2016-06-16 13:01:18 UTC

that's how I started

2016-06-16 13:01:21 UTC

steam turbine is western design

2016-06-16 13:01:31 UTC

chinks just copied it and sell for much cheaper

2016-06-16 13:02:05 UTC

o

2016-06-16 13:02:19 UTC

I think gearbest has me listed as a turbojew

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