Shave yourself

they are 18mm right

Yeah, about that.

nato strap look kewl

A bit less I think

It's 18 around the box, and 15 on the ends.

@Knight from La Mancha wtf sort of shit camera is that

Xiaomi Redmi Note 5 Youth Potato edition?

my laptop's webcam

as i guessed

Fixd

Jesus Christ

Just get a new strap

it 4 day holiday

earliest i would get the new strap wednesday or thursday

or should i get amazfit on 11.11?

or miband

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1541210102420.jpg

the future

Sì

Instala ahora

Mi goym

yo guys

https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/chinese-shopping-sites-ship-us/

you're welcoem

what is that device that @Jignx posted i like the look of it

sex porn tv box

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

@whodun1t take it to a jeweler and get a nice leather strap

>15$ casio
>leather strap

@whodun1t
>casio
>not having a leather strap

just grab a nato strap

Im thinkking of nato. But the gap between the 'needle' and the watch make me think it doesnt fit

F91-w?

it fits

mine is NATOed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP7j-TqPshI

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-Style-1pc-Artificial-Decoration-Vivid-Vine-Rattan-Leaf-Vagina-Grass-Plants-Grape-Leaves-For-Home/32881907620.html

bagina

is that a fake casio?

f-91 w is like $10-$12

but yeah a metal strap would be better

Hahahahahaha Fake casios

Good Day @Cole Dear Friend, 11.11 is coming soon, please buy some Pony Merch and more parts for the X240 for your friendly local Chink

@Geartooth 🤢

@Cole Dear Friend 11.11 is coming buy my shit already

Dear Friend why you leave bad review

Hwllo

Iris cHEN apologized btw

Please remvos review

Welcome to Taobao Simulator

Pay $8.88 for full experience

@Cole fucking hell Taobao sellers are horrifying

Be glad Iris shut up

I got shipped a bad WiFi Card like 3 months ago and I get messages daily asking me to remove my bad review

It has gotten to the point where they say they are going to pay me a visit to see what is wrong with the card

Problem is that the address I gave is my forwarding service

have they sent hitmen yet @Geartooth

Not yet

https://goodyfeed.com/taobao-seller-travelled-850-km-beat-buyer-gave-bad-review/

@Cole wouldn't be surprised if they did

lol

KEK

@Goz3rr ⬆

@Geartooth hahaha

That is just a great story, everything including the "skedaddling from the scene" just screams chink

As they say. "everything happens in China"

>you are no longer friend

>you are a liar

>chinese description of friends and liar
their culture sucks tbh.
although they would be supernation if they lowered the dragon parents part a bit and raised the social butterfly shmuckuming.

ok fuck gearbest im canceling the order

@Deleted User picture of f19 nato

mine f201wa

@Goz3rr buy on Aliexpress dear

buy bangook dear @Goz3rr no joke

The right ear in these has basically gone, lasted like 9 months, good quality for a couple quid

they seem to be selling them for like twice the price for 11.11, maybe look into something else actually

they are like 3$ or something now no?

idk, listing was 5£ now

@Goz3rr what did you order with gearbest

teclast f5

So... my order did not arrive. Should I immediately open a dispute?

how immediately lol

how far are you til the end of buyer protection

I think I have 15 days after the order is closed automatically. The chink told me to "wait patiently cause we really sent it out"

it's only 2€ however it would be practical to have a dispute in case it happens with some more expensive product

disbute

although i dont think it will work

if the timer is close to end, i tend to ask for 15 more days, and talk to the seller

They already gave me an expansion

but that one timed out already as well. I suppose they want to keep me waiting until that deadline runs out as well <:benis:239668961011040257>

So what's the most effective way to use these generic $2 coupons

One per order?

@novotny message the seller first

Threaten a dispute

They don't comply

You smash the dispute button

that's what I did. Will wait for 7 more days, then I'll smash iykwim

Which chink budget phone is best now?

Up to 200 eur or so

Still a1?

a1 has highest radiation, not worth the buy if you ever expect to get laid with a greater purpose in mind

friend, higher radiation = stronger brain power

@Millwood the 6/128 mi a2 will be ~230 dollars on 11:11

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomeme-Mi-A2-6GB-128GB/32907687770.html

That's the best I could find at that price range.

does it say xiaomeme in the link?

you can put whatever text you like between /item/ and /11111.html

Yeah lol

got another one

good job Knight

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/I-am-Literally-Not-Allowed-Near-KFC/32907687770.html

kekd

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Jews-did-9-11/32912712083.html

Any recommendations on headsets? I linked an example

just get nice headphone+a mic

Someone give me a link for a pot filter

I hate having my rice or spaghetti falling out in the sink

Just buy a strainer

@Deleted User K - any suggestions? Or anything else besides the chinkshit pdf?

I dont really know much, check out hpg too

hyperx cloud, otherwise just headphones + bm-800 or a lav mic or an iem with a microphone cable and some kind of adapter for PC use

Ive used a pair of Superlux HD 681 for years

seen them really cheap on ali too

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Zalman-ZM-MIC1-ZMMIC1-Lapel-Microphone/dp/B00029MTMQ

also used this, it was a pretty popular combination at the time on g too.

The mic is too quiet most of the time and lapels on quite oddly

@Windatica I have a webcam with integrated mike. Should be enough

thats for you to determine

yup

<@380082875250376705> crop ur link lad

how the fuck is $10 for ali slippers a good deal

that's like what they all cost

burger slippers

Are there any other discord channels any of you would recommend for similar stuff? Like deal sharing, and or ideas for gifts/items to buy?

sadly linking to other channels is strictly forbidden

but if you feel like exploring https://discord.me/

might have more than just sales discords for you

Thanks appreciated

>sadly
aren't you a mod
@Tervy

mods can do whatever

not really we need to follow same rules

or they are meaningles

to certain extent at least

I never realized how many porn discord servers existed until now. I saw in /csg/ a post to an imgur compilation of Christmas gift ideas. It was really good. Is there anything else like that floating around?

that imgur is pretty much ripoff from the last years list and some <#287939846662651906> from here as far as i know (other mod has investigated deeper into it i dont know the small details)

but indeed welcome to channel and <#189467888657235970> is also quite decent here

i suggest checking first post on <#247481427803897866> too for infograph and other neat stuff

Alright thanks

why would linking to other servers be forbidden other than preventing raids?

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

Preventing competition.

If some other server of the same type as this one, but with more members or more activity is linked here, this one could implode.

Pareto principle mofo.

no its because retards came in here to shill their /b/ discords

but i enjoy the tinfoil hat effort

Welp, that's my reason to ban invite links on my server.

It only makes sense to link servers shittier than yours, and only after linking yours there, so that they implode and you get their members.

@Knight from La Mancha what competition exactly?

We don't need other server's members, our 1878 members is plenty thanks

lithu detected

@Windatica lithuanians are great

@Tribit that reading comprehension.

*preventing competition*

there is none

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A few good members > thousands of kids roleplaying anal Yandere vore with furry pfp's

forkknife zoomer > a few good members

Not sure what servers you hang out in there @AstroJannah

https://giphy.com/gifs/fortnite-emote-skull-trooper-TDKxZPossicXJEm455

@Tribit there was actually a guy in a emote server asking for participating in vore rp

There is a market for this kind of stuff

<#189467888657235970>

Windatica is confirmed AliExpress sales rep by anon <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

Do sales rep get coupons for extra discounts?

that's jack ma tier

sup im new to this whole chink shit how sensible would it be to buy this im in the search for a similarly spec'd laptop and i like the build quality/styling
Xiaomi Mi Gaming Laptop

wait im an idiot

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-Mi-Gaming-Laptop-15-6-WIN10-Intel-Core-I7-7700HQ-Quad-Core-16GB-RAM-256GB/32882439208.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.3.27bc755cxkMVi6&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_319_317_5728815_10696_10084_10083_10618_10307_5733215_5733315_328_10059_10884_10887_5733115_100031_5733415_321_322_10103_5733515_5733615,searchweb201603_55,ppcSwitch_0&algo_expid=7481d16c-243a-4f21-94ab-c6b507ede12b-0&algo_pvid=7481d16c-243a-4f21-94ab-c6b507ede12b
this listing

like i said im new to chink shit and semi-new to buying from aliexpress (got a redmi note 5 recently but thats it) and idk if i trust the listing

@Diggy

okay thanks

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/there-seems-nothing-odd-withThisListingButReadUpOnTheDeviceItself/32882439208.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ButTbhDontExpectGoodSupportIfItFails-LongAndShort-termIfTheresSomethingYouCanGetFromYourCountryOrA-Manufacturer-ConsiderThatAgainstMoneySaved/32882439208.html

>gaming laptop

>2020-2

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1060SeemsExcessiveForA-LaptopItsAlsoPrettyWideSoItsUseInSomeLaptopSituationsIsHindered/32882439208.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ButImNotYourMum-BeCarefulWithDelivery-VAT-ImportEtc-Check-GearbestTooMaybe/32882439208.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/MaybeALocalSourceWillStockItSoonSinceItsNew/32882439208.html

wait

$1k for a 1060

In a laptop

Look at that pretty case

I don't get why you want to use a graphics card in such a tight area with that urgency

Let my man breath<:radturt:499289662641143808>

I found a funny thing on the pajama section.

i wish i could get more pajama pants for $1.80 at the local big lots

There is pretty much only one model of silk pajama for men, but some listings are more expencive than others.

Silk pajama

Check this out.

Sounds gay

@Deleted User i appreciate the effort in your shitposting though fren

These are the most cheap.

you mean the cheapest

yeah

same thing, three times the price.

Smalish light laptop for laptop things and an actual desktop make a lot more sense

caucasian models.

Would you have white man or Chinese wore your silk pajama first?

The white man is a premium

lol

I've got the /g/ autism approved X220

good laptop

The nipples are great

Never getting a nipplet laptop

@Semi Truck mc Clusterfuck don't post mobile links like that, or else we get this

My bad, didn't spot the "m" in the link

yo guys

anyone order laptops from aliexpress?

like yepo ones and zeuslap

is it worth it

You joke but to some Chinese a white model actually does look more premium

I have so many coupons

now how the fuck do I get 25% off coupons for airfare

Are xiaomi powerbanks good?

iaomi 2C 20000mAh Powerbank Model:PLM06ZM

Looking at this baby atm

https://www.patchworkoftips.com/xiaomi-mi-powerbank-2c-review/7593/

yea

they're excellent

anker is better though

they're smaller

I have had an external battery for a while but use it like twice a year

My redmi note 4 has 4100mah battery that always lasts me through the day

you dont need 20k then

>tfw looking for a new phone and realising chinkphones actually don't fulfil my desires

dammit

devil's in the details

What do you want in a phone

@Chaim Goldstein oh yeah xiaomi's power banks are called ZMI

look for those

instead of xiaomi

@Jignx okay thanks