I started looking up other shit, ali browsing ADHD, look up masturbators. For some reason, 4D pussy sounds hilarious.

Will your dick detach when you pull out?

4D fucking.

Can gearbest deliver my 11/11 package one day

Cause its been 2/3 weeks

It's really tempting because I wanna be a cheapskate but I'll get some weird chink rash from it.

worth it for the nut

eh

cant be that bad

can it...

I was looking on gearbest for shit and stubble accross ecig fluids
There is suprisingly amounts of 0mg nicotine liquids
What is the point of vaping then ?

to kick the habit

don't vape unless you're trying to quit

@Brokenman by blowing fat clouds

Oh god I found a terrible one.

I heard that this is only possible with specific coils and shit no ?@johnfrum

I have no intention to vape just curious @Windatica

Vaping comes in various concentrations of nicotine as a smoking subtitute, so you can try and cut down.

You're still better off getting a local vape shop.

Ordering chinkjuice sounds like a terrible idea.

They get it from the same place lmao

Just package it in smaller bottles

Where I live, there's a local vape juice "brewery"

So it's all local.

Figure that shit out, right?

>mixing Chinese chemicals locally is now a brewery

<:chink:323022148870602752>

Nobody says people who smoke or get high are smart.

sham you smoke crack and get high on cocaine

are you smart?

>youll coward doesn't even smoke crack

imagine vaping crack

I lick rocks you mong

I think people already do that, considering you have vape mods with temperature control and the capability to fire over 300 watts of power

lmao 300w

One day a chab at a party offer me a hit or 2 on a vaporizer with dry weed
My review : terrible taste and terrible high cause of the too strong aspect of the hit

id consider getting a vape just to smoke weed in it

but then again

Don't do drugs especially in vaporizers kids

i can just roll one

Vape pens for weed is good because it doesn't stink

It stink

depends on what wattage you use it at fam

But that's only because I live with an alcoholic gorilla who loses his shit at the slightest thing, and to his heroin-addled brain, mary-jane = HARD DRUGS

you can sue dry herb vaporizers for weed

or just use thc concentrate for liquid vaping

Not too strong but it still stinks

Yeah, it's just a more manageable smell.

From my drunk memory of that day at least

alcoholic gorilla?

your dad?

I just got two herb chambers. The Yocan 94F thing that gearbest has is prettty good

Stepfather. I'm a half-cripple living at home so I get to deal with that.

has anyone here assembled a wed grower out of chink parts

lights and hydraton thignies and all that

half cripple?

>alcoholic
>talk shit about weed
wtf are you living with @Sham

He's metis, and incredibly salty he couldn't claim 30k from that thing that happened in BC.

Since there was a compensation package for everyone who was snatched from their native homes in the 60's, and he was part of it. But because halfbreeds don't count, he doesn't get shit.

hes a red indian?

@Sham how are you disabled?

It's more a lot of small things that fuck with eachother. If you see any one problem on its own, it's not so bad.

why indians are all alcoholics

But I get the advantage of neetbux

1: They have the same genetics as chinks due to crossing the Alaskan landbridge, and chinks can't do booze either. They just lack the gene that helps them metabolize it.

2: The settlers brought the booze for trading and those dumb motherfuckers got hooked for generations.

oh yeah chinks can't break down Acetaldehyde, not as well as others

yeah so they get ultra drunk ultra quickly so 100% hooked

nah I'm not so sure about that basically Acetaldehyde is what is made when you break down alcohol

it's poisonous

it's that thing that gives you the red face when drinking

I have a chink in my uni at our fratlike parties he was ultra red because of his lack of enzymes

A fucking spot light

so it's not so much that they get drunk fast, more like they can't break down the poison that comes after drinking

Myself with top tier white bred enzymes I stay full white

so they'll get even worse hangovers

The stepfather drinking and being shit is why I was afraid to touch the stuff at all.

Don't

My family also has a history of alcohlism, which seems to stop at my generation anyways since both my sisters are allergic to sulphites and I'm just generally unaffected.

sham how are you disabled though, are you in a wheelchair

The only outright thing you'd see is my eye that doesn't look straight. I'm like Igor with a not fucked up face.

I suspect my french ancesters to be mild alcoholic too cause of heavy casual wine drinking, thing that my generation don't do anymore in France

what are you trying to say

oh wine

corrected^

idk

igor?

i went to france when i was 15

so 5 year ago

got shitfaced with people my age daily

you got a bent spine?

Nah, didn't he have a fucked up eye? Igor in general was fucked up though.

We got shitfaced pretty much every week in college but don't drink normally

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_IswJOeWYBM/maxresdefault.jpg

depends on what you consider casual drinking i guess

>we got shitfaced weekly

whereas my parents drink at every meal a glass of wine

>didn't drink normally

typical frenchies

i wouldnt consider a glass of wine drinking

or two or three for that matter

typical alcoholic calling his parents drunkards while he binges on the weekends

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

But to be frank I don't do that anymore

do you also drink coffee from bowls

thats one thing that weirded me the fuck out

that was the first 2 years of college

after we get more chill

Yes we do

fucking why

afterwards you only did crack right?

No but I am in pharmacy and medecine studies (same college in france) and some are heavy NOS consumers

nos?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrous_oxide

This shit

damn laughing gas junkies

yeah

And fags do poppers too

(in front of the speakers at parties)

(its the so called fag club)

don't people also use suppositories cause apparently they hit you faster and harder

No we "respect" ourselves a bit

also to respond to @fuckthapolice because in bowl you can plonge things in

like bread and stuff

but

why

then you have soggy coffee bread

coffee + fresh croissant huuum

i get drinking coffee with a croissant

but why mix them

https://www.amazon.com/Focal-Utopia-Headphones/dp/B01LX4RNQB/ref=as_li_ss_tl?s=musical-instruments&ie=UTF8&qid=1508765861&sr=8-1&keywords=B01LX4RNQB&linkCode=sl1&tag=canpicker04-20&linkId=b3fe5459e86e3f420dc922b34cc091e7

here you go lad

wrong chat 👀

yep

@fuckthapolice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

also wtf does coffee have to do with chink shit

SIP on that poo-ear

windatica coffee enemas are a thing

brace yourselves its coming

the purge

@fuckthapolice I'm not sure what you're implying here

<:googlethink:328536447219138561>

you know you want to

<:thenk:329322130804047872> regardless, let's keep things <#189466684938125312>

<:chink:323022148870602752>

Okay, I want 50 more leafs worth of junk.

50 xiaomi fans

1 windfarm

@Sham like what exactly?

I have no idea!

Also because canada tax, those are like 4 bucks each, so I could get 12.

Spend money on shit you need and have a use for

@Sham they were $1 last week

@Sham only buy shit you need fam

don't just buy it because it's cheap

Question @wind did you buy any Chink Shit during 11.11? Or do you just post porn in <#189811441174446080> ?

Looking at cables, found this

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1s1D1RFXXXXbnXpXXq6xXFXXXL.jpg?size=109461&height=1000&width=1000&hash=e674ffeb0e776b113a54825cf958c5d3

I didn't realize they had Manlytears modelling this.

cable goatse

why are their hands/wrists so tiny

its a 🅱ig wire

IT CAME /csg/

MY BATTERY

@Terry Davis what battery

his battery

rip you

Xiaomi 20000mAh

tfw only 5000mAh

am i batterylet

no

oh

Oh, another frenchie

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Hot-New-Black-USB-2-0-Type-A-Female-to-Micro-USB-B-Female-Adapter/32533611468.html?

i want one that goes the other way around

and i cant find it

fix your shit jack

you mean male/male? is a cable alright?

no i dont wnat a cable actually

i want female usb/male micro

and i found it i think

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-2-0-Female-to-Micro-USB-5-Pin-Male-Plug-OTG-Adapter-Converter-for-Phone/32808750229.html?

it's called OTG cable

lmao

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-Micro-USB-OTG-Adapter-Male-to-USB-2-0-Micro-Adapter-Converter-for-Samsung-Xiaomi/32829566862.html

here's a really short one https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Proelio-Mini-Micro-USB-to-USB-OTG-Adapter-Camera-MP3-Converter-OTG-Cable-For-Samsung-Xiaomi/32799344071.html

i should find one now that i know what theyre called

tfw brainlet

@Terry Davis Nice

REEEE

https://www.gearbest.com/power-banks/pp_798193.html

IT GOT DISCOUNTED MORE

AAAAAAAA

aw ye I have the thicc one too

that's how it is sadly

I guess 3 dollars isnt that bad

But still

it's not

you can get back at them by doing their review program

rack up easy points

What do you mean

oh yeah i should do that too

the review chink

It's posted in <#247481427803897866> the resources section

Ok thanks

@Terry Davis 50 gearbest points is $1 off any purchase, you get up to 40 points for attaching a video to your reviews

so it accumulates fast

it's good for up to 1/3 off any product unless you use a coupon

that includes off flash sale prices

you don't need to make a good video, just slowly zoom on the product for 10 seconds then upload

ive never done it and i always wanted to

just couldnt be bothered

it's an option for NEETs really

or people who can work fast

it doesn't take *too* long if you do it all in one go

on average is gearbest cheaper than ali?

Yeah, not as good customer service but you at least have PayPal protection

With GB points or coupons it's significantly cheaper

I just check everywhere and buy from whoever has it cheapest

Banggood aren't bad either

do they bundle everything or do they ship separately?

ibuygou has an agreement with the polish xiaomi branch for whatever reason

@fuckthapolice I also have a agreement with ibuygou

i think it might be a good idea to get yo xiomeme phones from them

they're supposed to make /csg/ exclusive coupons

and did at one point

now I've added so many IBG employees on my Skype because they all come and go, at this point I doubt they're even aware of it anymore

remind them :^)

@fuckthapolice I did get my Redmi Note 4x from them

I'm going to ask Chloe from GB for /csg/ exclusive coupons eventually

yeah i wish i did too

i found out much later

basically if your phone shits itself it gets serviced here in poland

Yup

two year EU warranty

yeah

is it even chinkshit at this point

@spaqin I probably will but by the time I reminded one employee they already quit and they passed me onto the next

sounds like an indian call center

@fuckthapolice uhh yes, it's still a Chink brand

well

since everything is made by chinks now

Xiaomi has only recently entered the EU market (only Spain for now)

i consider chinkshit to be shit with long delivery time and no warranty

and lower prices i guess

not even that anymore

I have my shit in a week or two these days

fuck me