@Deleted User thirty bucks for a keychain light on sale

_wheezing_

@fireglow did you read that customs will Jew me on the redmeme note

https://plus.google.com/+MiBandToolsAndroid/posts/JZxCZVvrgLR

Amazfit tools from the creator of Mi Tools

get your autism on with your chink watch

"Cor Dong" what the heck

considering faking the receipt to show it costed like 60 euros lmao

_11.11 sales_

i hate cxustoms

they'll want a copy of the receipt from me

to determine how much to charge

in the UK they just google it

and charge you based on that

if they think the value is too low

😢

lmao

sales, bitch

you normally have to fill in a few forms to get them to charge correct value

here you have to send them either a receipt from the site you purchased at or a bank statement with the price

shouldnt be too hard to fake it...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Cole Gearbest send you a fake receipt if you ask

With low value

lmao

would Ali

Or at least that's what one anon said ages ago

it's from Ali

Maybe

Doesn't hurt to ask

https://www.gizchina.com/2017/11/28/xiaomi-redmi-note-5-leaks-press-render-probable-launch-december-10/

wtf is this bull shit

>3300mah

The power of optimisation and

M I U I 9

@Deleted User but on Ali it's sent by AliExpress themselves, right? store owner had nothing to do with it?

I mean I can fake an email and take a screenshot of it too lmao

that's all they would need

but if they might get suspicious

"safe enough" is the underpinning philosophy of all chinese manufacturing.

Also I just put my hybrids through the washing machine by accident

and they're still working just fine.

Thanks Long Wang

kek

why does half of the Asian names sound lewd

sup u slut

Soldering stations, eh? Literally <#287939846662651906>.

Hue hue.

todays delivery by the chinkfairy

what should i test the sdcard with?

What's that PCB?

it's a esp8266

just mounted it on the breadboard

Thought that might be an antenna. 👍

it has a internal antenna 😛

Yeah, I meant the blocky, zigzag trace.

oh, that's like pins you soilder on the esp... just used it since i not have female to male wires

but what should i use to test the sdcard with? H2testw doesn't seem to exist for linux

F3

https://twitter.com/xiaomi/status/935459966957142016

do you think they're looking for embedded devs?

i guess

o-or since it's AI i guess datascience dudes

@aebkop faking it is easy yes but do you really want to commit fraud over some chink shit

it is taxes

enjoy getting fucked in the ass by the IRS

yea i wouldnt bother lol

>commits fraud over 10$

i got some sellers on ali to lower the total custom price

most do that if you ask nicely

but that was smaller things, like a keyboard and some beezelers for my thinkpad

if they do it it's fine since it's plausible deniability

just as soon as they ask you directly dont fuck with it

yeah

ive bought pens from a japanese seller who did it

without me asking lol

20$ delceared for a 150$ pen

ez

most of the chink shit comes with mao zedong's air freight emporium and isn't even checked by customs anyways

if it's ceased in customs here (norway), they hold it for 30 days (i think) or you can send them a receipt/proof

if you not send them the proof of the value, they send it back

@Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb Seized*

Ceased means it has stopped. 😛

oh

🤷 you get what i mean

DHL etc will not bother holding it in customs here

they'll just deliver and send an invoice later

if you dont pay they'll send collection agencies

Huge stash of chinkshit arrived

never had to pay taxes with postNL so idk what they do

Including this bb

Avoid DHL at all costs.

DHL is quicker, but ironically shitty

nice clock ahmed

we not even have dhl... had a packet from massdrop, got sent with the local post and had to pay vac when i picked it up

Massdrop? What makes you think they'd declare a value that's favourable for you?

are you indian

Only trust China to do that. 👍

\i always get hit by US sellers

@kontroll hey japs do it too

sometimes

i mean i expected that tbh

worth it, when i got the hd6xx

@aebkop I don't order a lot from Japan, and when I do it's under the minimum value anyway.

for ~250$

@Cole

There was supposed to be a third too

chinked

Nvm it's here

got the orange pi pc plus, the other day

@Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb oh neato

Nice the casio watch came with a backup battery

You got a fake casio?

Enjoy your lost minutes a day 😇

It's pretty bad from what I've seen

I'm sure it's fine!

@Comfy#1404 it's actually a feature

it adjusts for the daylight

Why would you fake a Casio anyway, aren't the terrorist ones like £5 anyway

i just got an sms from dhl express with a tracking code

it's from heathrow to my house

is this some advanced chinkery

Is anyone having problems with discord on their phone? Mine freezes the second I open it and becomes unresponsive

nice pajeet hands

But I already have a chink phone

discord a shit on phone

It never crashed for me on redmeme note 4

But on windows its shit

Atleast for me

Using a redmeme note 4x on MIUI 9

crashed once on my rn4

Never had problems before but I've tried clearing data, reinstalling, restarting phone

I didn't even fastboot in MIUI9 on my Redmeme 4X, I just don't want to

Still just freezes, if I clear data it let's me log in but as soon as it's logged in it freezes

I though they started rolling out OTA

Oh what the Fuck it's working now

The botnet heard me complaining

who the fuck uses discord on mobile

I don't have any issues on my 4x

hows lineage on rn4

are you part of a million servers like some people

been wondering if i should do the jump

I used lineage for 2-3 months straight after getting the phone

battery life is supposedly worse than on miui but no botnet

just pajeetnet

Miui feels a lot smoother

i cant really escape botnet since normie friends social apps n shit

so the battery is a big nono

guys

yeah miui looks a lot nicer

The battery still lasts on lineage, just not as long

what's a good chink tablet

Watch tech tablets

'round 7 or 8 inches

Make an informed decision

fnf I five mini

>he didnt buy a tablet yesterday on the firesale

^ if you want "retina" display

or whatever its called, its on tech tablets

I don't know why I quoted retina

It literally is

Herp

Hey my dad approached me just now and asked me to look for one

How's the mi pad series

https://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_1253118.html

i got this for 20 bucks

also miui has really nice default features, you can run two separate and different instances of apps and the icons in the default launcher have cute icon animations

>not running nova prime and turning all animations off for max speed and austims

I think you can do that in the advanced declv settinfa

wow

device settings

that reminds me, is there a way to change text colour

wot

change all text to hacker green

Ive been using nova since forever so it's just what I'm used to

I need my lockscreen clock to have darker numbers

Go check out the home screen threads on /wg/

I'm pretty sure there's info on stuff like that

wait doesn't kimovil have tablet deals

I'll check that for stuff then

like this?

>nova launcher

eu17 got shut down

I was asking about the default one

but hey might as well try it

warehouse clearance

what the fugg

oh, I doubt it

I think I used it on my good ol' xperia

lucky

whats wrong with nova launcher

I think you can do it with a xposed module

was more like 30 bucks actually

TL note: good ol' means piece of shit, but a really comfy one

Nothing he was just asking for info on the stock launcher

yeah not dissing the nova or anything

ah

yeah but nova fucking sucks, where are my cute animations like in miui

its gonna be a pdfpad

and train entertainment center

I Fucking love the gestures nova has

It's so convenient

when will xiaomi add fingerprint sensor gestures

it already has a gesture

you can take a pic with it

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

also bitchass goybest only puts the ugly gold MiA1's on sale

gross

gold is god though

I dont like it

status symbol

goes well with a bluetooth earpiece

i despise chinks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I don't think I can buy a China phone not in black to mask the hideous border around the display

the endgame for phones is diamond encrusted platinum

no

that would be

the iPhone X

gross

t. poorfag notchlet

```Hi
the Aliexpress has made full refund to you
The refund will transfer to you in 3-7 days,

But we have sent the package to you
If you have received the package
could you return the money to us?
Thanks```

because we just call them phones

is light in the box a spanish website

if no, why does kimovil redirect me to the spanish version of it by default

querido amigo

@Silent I hope you will be a good boy and return the item.

@Maxumym kimovil is spanish

ah

>no name brand

wouldn't trust it

https://techtablets.com/recommended-chinese-tablets-brands/

t e c h t a b l e t s

^

Big Chris knows his tablets

good news, the sdcard seems to be legit

You get that F3 dealie working then, I take it. 👍

yeah, not problem

but i suspect that my sdcard reader is to slow

i get 30/10 on every card i try

just after i cancelled my order they send me this

🤔

they seem to kick it onto high gear whenever you react

i ordered this fountain pen ink bottle, selles messaged me telling me it was out of stock, and that i should cancel using "other" as option

kept me waiting days for them to accept that cancellation, until i sent em a message about me thinking i should continue the order, and then cancel choosing the "seller is out of stock" option

lo and behold, 10 minutes later selles accepted cancellation and refound process began

Yeah, they sent that after ignoring my other messages for 2 weeks

one of my items delivers saturday, fuck yea

chinkshit with DHL? you some sort of millionaire?!