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2017-11-11 11:45:02 UTC

be honest you googled for that

2017-11-11 11:45:11 UTC

I googled for the apostrophes

2017-11-11 11:45:36 UTC

>not having apostrophes

2017-11-11 11:45:38 UTC

what are you

2017-11-11 11:45:45 UTC

no I do have them

2017-11-11 11:46:05 UTC

waiting to receive 11 orders

2017-11-11 11:46:11 UTC

I guess I am nothing compared to you guys

2017-11-11 11:46:38 UTC

pls help i need clothes for the effeminate sophisticated man

2017-11-11 11:46:51 UTC

ali has clothes

2017-11-11 11:47:10 UTC

or go to ur local h&m

2017-11-11 11:48:03 UTC

ali male cardigan category seriously has only 16 items

2017-11-11 11:48:30 UTC

then dont use the category?

2017-11-11 11:48:49 UTC

just search `cardigan men` or something

2017-11-11 11:49:25 UTC

did, finding more on tao, but the site is so ugly for the singles day event

2017-11-11 11:59:56 UTC

>people don't understand that chinks do sizes differently

2017-11-11 12:00:45 UTC

>im secretly a turbo manlet

2017-11-11 12:04:10 UTC

the first photo literally looks like they made a jew from auschwitz wear it

2017-11-11 12:04:19 UTC

t h i n n

2017-11-11 12:05:08 UTC

looks normal to me

2017-11-11 12:05:52 UTC

>buying clothes off ali

2017-11-11 12:06:03 UTC

why?

2017-11-11 12:06:55 UTC

the sweaters look nice and sweaters stateside are pretty much forever expensive or gone once decent price

2017-11-11 12:07:35 UTC

coupon rain in 13mins

2017-11-11 12:07:37 UTC

My sides

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378878432202850304/SfC6Lnv.jpg

2017-11-11 12:08:03 UTC

imagine robbing a bank with that on your face

2017-11-11 12:08:19 UTC

you'd get viral real quick

2017-11-11 12:08:25 UTC

I'd be terrified

2017-11-11 12:09:15 UTC

dunno if i'll even bother with these coupon rains

2017-11-11 12:09:40 UTC

im done shopping off ali for this year

2017-11-11 12:09:41 UTC

:^)

2017-11-11 12:09:47 UTC

how tf do you use these select coupons

2017-11-11 12:09:52 UTC

Seems to be more hype than substance but might be fun

2017-11-11 12:09:53 UTC

the coupons aren't worth it for me

2017-11-11 12:10:06 UTC

which coupons?

2017-11-11 12:10:08 UTC

the minimum purchase is higher than any single item i've brought

2017-11-11 12:10:13 UTC

yeah

2017-11-11 12:10:16 UTC

the $2 aliexpress select ones

2017-11-11 12:10:24 UTC

but then you buy something for more money and it makes sense

2017-11-11 12:10:39 UTC

there's a restriction on price

2017-11-11 12:10:42 UTC

that you can use them on

2017-11-11 12:11:00 UTC

+ 20dollars or so

2017-11-11 12:11:03 UTC

yeah

2017-11-11 12:11:04 UTC

>buy something for more money

nigga payday was yesterday, I'm broke.

2017-11-11 12:11:18 UTC

I just bought some programming socks for 0.9$

2017-11-11 12:11:28 UTC

@bap yuck

2017-11-11 12:11:34 UTC

send pics

2017-11-11 12:11:35 UTC

you trying to look like a faggot?

2017-11-11 12:11:43 UTC

in the nsfw tab

2017-11-11 12:11:45 UTC

:^)

2017-11-11 12:11:46 UTC

>there are people in here with a bmi over 20

2017-11-11 12:11:48 UTC

im not feminine at al

2017-11-11 12:12:00 UTC

Programming socks...? Lol

2017-11-11 12:12:04 UTC

Are there coupons for makeup?

2017-11-11 12:12:25 UTC

you wanna paint your face with cancer?

2017-11-11 12:12:41 UTC

Chinese makeup? that actually sounds dangerous tbh

2017-11-11 12:13:38 UTC

Im sure some eyeshadow isn't going to kill anyone

2017-11-11 12:14:03 UTC

are you?

2017-11-11 12:14:23 UTC

brave

2017-11-11 12:14:25 UTC

tranny or goth, either way, gg @ 30

2017-11-11 12:15:20 UTC

it's not for me desu

2017-11-11 12:15:54 UTC

s-sure

2017-11-11 12:16:13 UTC

gifting chink makeup is far cheaper than hiring a hitman, honestly 200iq

2017-11-11 12:16:18 UTC

if its for that girl that bullied you through highschool then its fine.

2017-11-11 12:16:49 UTC

It's for my gf, she picked them out herself so not my fault if face cancer

2017-11-11 12:16:56 UTC

XDDD

2017-11-11 12:17:24 UTC

tfw no black swan eye shadow gf

2017-11-11 12:17:42 UTC

my gf used to wear that

2017-11-11 12:17:53 UTC

got bored of it

2017-11-11 12:18:08 UTC

I mean you're not with her because of the face, right

2017-11-11 12:18:10 UTC

then again she used to wear a choker too :^)

2017-11-11 12:18:17 UTC

you're with her because of the personality

2017-11-11 12:18:21 UTC

@Nekros how was the anal

2017-11-11 12:18:29 UTC

she was afraid of it

2017-11-11 12:18:30 UTC

sadly

2017-11-11 12:18:35 UTC

still is

2017-11-11 12:18:37 UTC

tfw no full clown makeup with red nose gf

2017-11-11 12:18:47 UTC

choker means she takes it in the butt

2017-11-11 12:19:34 UTC

maybe she does and i dont know of it

2017-11-11 12:19:35 UTC

@Deleted User just go to a juggalo meet

2017-11-11 12:19:49 UTC

@Nekros that's what I'm saying <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

2017-11-11 12:19:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378881534918131722/1510293515009.png

2017-11-11 12:20:02 UTC

but what about those 10y old girls wearing chokers?

2017-11-11 12:20:08 UTC

butt.

2017-11-11 12:20:12 UTC

anal only so you don't become a pedofile

2017-11-11 12:20:12 UTC

hips

2017-11-11 12:20:17 UTC

do you also happen to know the meaning of black, homosexual handkerchiefs and skinhead laces

2017-11-11 12:20:17 UTC

LOL

2017-11-11 12:20:42 UTC

homosexual handkerchiefs?

2017-11-11 12:20:51 UTC

excuse me?

2017-11-11 12:20:53 UTC

yeah dude, thats a thing

2017-11-11 12:21:02 UTC

where is the drop

2017-11-11 12:21:07 UTC

what the fuck

2017-11-11 12:21:13 UTC

there's actually a wiki page

2017-11-11 12:21:23 UTC

2minutes 40 seconds, popped here

2017-11-11 12:21:26 UTC

2 minutes

2017-11-11 12:21:28 UTC

oh on the app

2017-11-11 12:21:30 UTC

yes that

2017-11-11 12:21:45 UTC

cant wait to get another select coupon

2017-11-11 12:22:05 UTC

if anything is that proper discount, I may cancel and reorder items

2017-11-11 12:22:45 UTC

if you cancel an order you used aliexpress coupon you dont get the coupon back, right?

2017-11-11 12:23:34 UTC

no

2017-11-11 12:23:42 UTC

don't think so

2017-11-11 12:24:27 UTC

got the fucking 5 dollaroo one

2017-11-11 12:24:40 UTC

Neat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378882722220867585/Screenshot_2017-11-12-01-24-20-357_com.alibaba.aliexpresshd.png

2017-11-11 12:24:40 UTC

OH BABY A 2$ COUPON!

2017-11-11 12:24:48 UTC

5$

2017-11-11 12:24:49 UTC

whoa

2017-11-11 12:24:52 UTC

that's actually neat

2017-11-11 12:25:00 UTC

dang

2017-11-11 12:25:04 UTC

just the 2$ one

2017-11-11 12:25:04 UTC

Next time is NZDT UTC+13

2017-11-11 12:25:36 UTC

where tf is this?

2017-11-11 12:25:44 UTC

just open up the app

2017-11-11 12:25:44 UTC

new zzeland

2017-11-11 12:25:48 UTC

oh nvm

2017-11-11 12:25:52 UTC

phone app?

2017-11-11 12:25:56 UTC

yeah

2017-11-11 12:25:57 UTC

nvm im slow

2017-11-11 12:26:00 UTC

lel

2017-11-11 12:26:03 UTC

i'm late

2017-11-11 12:26:25 UTC

btw james donkey wireless mouse is on a low price

2017-11-11 12:26:27 UTC

just a heads up

2017-11-11 12:26:31 UTC

so if i reorder about NZD$37 of stuff, I'll get NZD$7 off

2017-11-11 12:26:35 UTC

gonna report hows the mouse when i get it

2017-11-11 12:26:41 UTC

worth it

2017-11-11 12:27:51 UTC

anyone looking for good price dabbing santa sweaters for loved ones

2017-11-11 12:28:47 UTC

n-no

2017-11-11 12:31:04 UTC

just cancelled some orders to then reorder them and save a few dollars. Final spend should be under NZD$100 now

2017-11-11 12:31:06 UTC

woohoo

2017-11-11 12:32:58 UTC

jewout

2017-11-11 12:33:19 UTC

Has anyone every used priority shipping?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378884898741682177/Screen_Shot_2017-11-11_at_10.32.56_pm.png

2017-11-11 12:33:29 UTC

if its free use it

2017-11-11 12:33:30 UTC

the base shipping yeah

2017-11-11 12:33:31 UTC

simple

2017-11-11 12:34:00 UTC

@TCxUFATIME if it's free fucking take it

2017-11-11 12:34:09 UTC

am i being chinked? orders i used the highest coupon have "Payment being verified" for several hours now but other order that was made afterwards has "Awaiting Shipment"

2017-11-11 12:34:20 UTC

I know it's free i just dont want my shit to get lost cause a chink threw it too fast

2017-11-11 12:34:28 UTC

@aff it takes a while to process

2017-11-11 12:34:28 UTC

just wait for the order to go through

2017-11-11 12:34:34 UTC

she'll be right

2017-11-11 12:34:44 UTC

You and ever other retard is trying to get 11.11 deals

2017-11-11 12:34:54 UTC

It's going to take a toll on their system

2017-11-11 12:35:02 UTC

So have some patience

2017-11-11 12:40:13 UTC

Has anyone ever bought chink powertools ?

2017-11-11 12:40:35 UTC

Is it even a good idea to buy an arc welder or something similar there ?

2017-11-11 12:40:37 UTC

aaand I'm over budget for today

2017-11-11 12:40:37 UTC

i would not do that

2017-11-11 12:41:15 UTC

@Deleted User do you have Lidl in your country? they have power tools pretty often and they're actually great quality

2017-11-11 12:41:37 UTC

I live in the same country as you do m8

2017-11-11 12:41:43 UTC

wonder where would be the best place for a chink tablet

2017-11-11 12:41:47 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-11-11 12:41:54 UTC

But I have yet to see an arc welder in their inventory

2017-11-11 12:41:56 UTC

ali/goybest/banggood

2017-11-11 12:42:02 UTC

you're czech?

2017-11-11 12:42:34 UTC

didn't see the arc welder comment before, my bad

2017-11-11 12:42:36 UTC

ah no, excuse me

2017-11-11 12:42:43 UTC

got em

2017-11-11 12:43:04 UTC

you mean the parkside brand right ?

2017-11-11 12:43:44 UTC

yep

2017-11-11 12:43:52 UTC

parkside for electrical tools and powerfix for hand tools

2017-11-11 12:44:07 UTC

some years ago someone took a few of the parkside tools apart

2017-11-11 12:44:13 UTC

it was actually all Bosch tools

2017-11-11 12:44:27 UTC

just significantly cheaper

2017-11-11 12:44:40 UTC

and Lidl gives 3 year warranty on them

2017-11-11 12:44:57 UTC

yeah I heard that same story from a friend. Then he got a "dremel" and it failed after 2 hours

2017-11-11 12:45:22 UTC

Maybe it was insanely stupid luck, maybe they changed standards

2017-11-11 12:45:38 UTC

idk, but they do refund/replace stuff pretty easily in my experience

2017-11-11 12:45:53 UTC

parkside does have an arc welder

2017-11-11 12:46:47 UTC

>chink gf ordered 250$ worth of shit from some noname Chinese websites because of 11.11

2017-11-11 12:47:07 UTC

tfw the scooter you wanted is in hot deals again @porco

2017-11-11 12:47:10 UTC

last year she reached 400, we're improving

2017-11-11 12:47:28 UTC

@Cole nice thanks, I'm going to order it

2017-11-11 12:47:30 UTC

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2017-11-11 12:47:40 UTC

400 bucks on chink day

2017-11-11 12:47:41 UTC

jesus

2017-11-11 12:47:44 UTC

ah no its the weaker variant

2017-11-11 12:47:50 UTC

aw

2017-11-11 12:47:53 UTC

you know what, i'll just get the parkside one. Thanks for the tip @Cole If I burn my house down, so be it

2017-11-11 12:48:25 UTC

at least you can legally sue the fuck out of lidl then

2017-11-11 12:48:31 UTC

try suing an ali store

2017-11-11 12:48:31 UTC

@Maxumym Gearbest and Banggood

2017-11-11 12:48:36 UTC

Would be better choices

2017-11-11 12:48:47 UTC

A lot of Tablet deals going up

2017-11-11 12:48:55 UTC

Maybe ask @Comfy

2017-11-11 12:49:06 UTC
2017-11-11 12:49:12 UTC

the anker soundcore 2 was 34.36 usd

2017-11-11 12:49:16 UTC

I couldn't resist

2017-11-11 12:49:16 UTC

tfw nice clothing for this room is a branded sweatshirt and t shirts with quips

2017-11-11 12:49:23 UTC

it costs 50 euros on german amazon ffs

2017-11-11 12:50:18 UTC

the nicest piece of clothing I own is a dark blue/dark red hoodie <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2017-11-11 12:50:25 UTC

fucking casuals

2017-11-11 12:50:27 UTC

amirite

2017-11-11 12:50:33 UTC

@Deleted User hit me up if you find any deals on tablets dear friend

2017-11-11 12:52:22 UTC

>tfw spent โ‚ฌ100 on 11/11

2017-11-11 12:52:28 UTC

I did not consent to this

2017-11-11 12:53:47 UTC

At least you got your money's worth of stuff.

2017-11-11 12:53:59 UTC

kinda sucks I can't find the ones that don't require a battery on either of the chink sites

2017-11-11 12:54:10 UTC

@johnfrum that's if czech post doesn't collapse before christmas

2017-11-11 12:54:21 UTC

seeing as I work there and see it from the inside, I'm worried

2017-11-11 12:55:17 UTC

Postal services are always on the verge of collapse but they never do.

2017-11-11 12:55:20 UTC

wait you're a postman?

2017-11-11 12:55:41 UTC

or rather, postal worker

2017-11-11 12:56:06 UTC

shift supervisor, but yeah I used to do the dirty work

2017-11-11 12:56:06 UTC

thank you for being mindful of other potential genders

2017-11-11 12:56:25 UTC

started from the bottom now we here <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-11 12:56:43 UTC

warehouse worker, delivery driver, truck driver, now supervisor

2017-11-11 12:57:07 UTC

working at a post office gives you this weird feeling of disgust when you order chinese items

2017-11-11 12:57:14 UTC

like "I'm contributing to the chaos"

2017-11-11 12:57:15 UTC

aren't you like the natural enemy of /csg/

2017-11-11 12:57:24 UTC

nobody's hating on me yet

2017-11-11 12:57:27 UTC

wanna be the first?

2017-11-11 12:57:27 UTC

And completely insulated from any negitive economic effects.

2017-11-11 12:57:28 UTC

catching up on deals now

2017-11-11 12:58:08 UTC

nah I'm just kidding, I bet dealing with chinkshit is a pain on the delivery side too

2017-11-11 12:59:03 UTC

Should I spend 40usd more to buy a Huawei Noca 2i or stick with the xiaomi a1

2017-11-11 12:59:53 UTC

a1

2017-11-11 13:00:20 UTC

I see.

2017-11-11 13:01:34 UTC

@Maxumym "dealing"

2017-11-11 13:01:40 UTC

missed delivery notes everywhere.

2017-11-11 13:02:14 UTC

the only time chink shit gets delivered to my mailbox is if the postal workers remember I'm one of them

2017-11-11 13:02:23 UTC

or if there's a new worker who still does things by the book

2017-11-11 13:03:12 UTC

and for the logistics part, it's just more of the same shit. local package, chinese package.. it's all the same, just in different levels of priority

2017-11-11 13:06:27 UTC

not that bad 90$

2017-11-11 13:06:33 UTC

i think im done for the day

2017-11-11 13:09:52 UTC

Hey @Ryptun thanks for the 1 cent carabiner, although that 77 cent wireless mouse is showing $2 for me.

2017-11-11 13:10:24 UTC

seller changed price i think ๐Ÿค”

2017-11-11 13:12:40 UTC

Dammit. Was looking forward to a cheap wireless one.

2017-11-11 13:13:23 UTC

I think gaybeast had a $3 one but might be expired now

2017-11-11 13:20:23 UTC

Rechargeable Touchless Smart Vacuum Cleaners,Creative Intelligent Automatic Sweeping Robots,Smart Small Mini Vacuum Clean Robots
http://s.aliexpress.com/BRZveYzm
(from AliExpress Android)

2017-11-11 13:20:34 UTC

I hope this won't give my floor Chinese aids

2017-11-11 13:20:37 UTC

anyone can help me with good quality bluetooth earpiece?

2017-11-11 13:20:43 UTC

the Xiaomi one is legit good

2017-11-11 13:20:57 UTC

better than Roomba apparently

2017-11-11 13:23:49 UTC

yeah but then chinks have your house blueprints

2017-11-11 13:24:08 UTC

i remember this being an actual thing for roomba people were pissed about

2017-11-11 13:30:31 UTC

@Deleted User >fixed a sensor issue with aluminum foil and duct tape
10/10

2017-11-11 13:33:52 UTC
2017-11-11 13:34:00 UTC

Lenovo P8 Tablet PC - DEEP BLUE
Price: 121.11 USD (~103.82 EUR) lowest price ever
https://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_641529.html?lkid=11873536

2017-11-11 13:34:13 UTC

I should've clarified I meant graphics tablets

2017-11-11 13:34:16 UTC

but thanks

2017-11-11 13:34:24 UTC

no worries, I'll keep an eye on that

2017-11-11 13:34:32 UTC

some anon posted a way to get a cheap Huion before

2017-11-11 13:42:20 UTC

is it me or has the sales been shit today

2017-11-11 13:43:08 UTC

I haven't looked at Ali yet, too scared I'll blow all my nocash

2017-11-11 13:43:16 UTC

I missed the $9 hybrids

2017-11-11 13:43:17 UTC

(its shit)

2017-11-11 13:43:31 UTC

i have so far gotten only some waterbeads, and T4S bluedios

2017-11-11 13:43:35 UTC

I'll repost some Ali deals from earlier

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