i bought a bagpack last may and it arrived until september, ali refounded me the money and i still got the bagpack.

It costed 30 burger papers but its currently on "sale" at 80.

Wait, is it not normal to gift mailmen?

Fucking not in the USA

lol

Shit, my mailman probably thinks I'm gay.

lol

just don't invite him in

lol

tfw u probably gave him his gift in your underwear as well since thats normal for you around the house

I used to live in a small town so my parents gave ours a gift and I didn't think about it after moving out to a bigger town.

@shmitapz impossible to know the couriers around here because there's a new guy every week. nobody wants to do this job

(speaking from experience)

@Cole i think thats exactly why we have the mailmen holiday.

but the current mailmen (the autist one) has been for YEARS.

well fuck, i used to live 1 block away from school and the mailmen day was alway the day we had an assembly (sing the anthem and shit) and after giving honours to the flag the school would give the mailmen thanks for his service and a fuck load of goods that all the kids brougth to school.

Haha, what?

Firefighters day is always when politicians take the chance to make "donations" and shit

same with cops

>thanking mailmen for their cervix

>Not having an autistic mailmen

Mine hauls boxes of bulk ammo so I think it's fair.

bulk ammo?

oh so you're texan?

kek

mailmain hauling ammo? my guess is Detroit

is cartel infiltration in everything real or just a meme

i depends

>Bean and Euro is jello of freedom

Burger here and no, bullets and shotgun shells are pretty expendable

but mostly a meme

Ammo can go right to your door in pretty much every state

i jelly that

And there is a 25 dollar fucking charge for reloading components too so it's cheaper to buy shit cheap ammo.

then i like to hang out and not being shot just for shit and giggles

Way more likely in Mexico than the US, my man

chinkshit ammunition when?

i can argue a lot bout that my man.

Xiaomi 7.62 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

but if your deep south yeah, your fucked

Not since they sold full auto AKs to bikers in the 80s

chinkshit weapons when

I still remember when my neighbors were like "Uh Matt, why is there a big box that says "LIVE AMMO" on your side door?"

And I just said "Oh, my 9mm is here, sweet"

we already have chinkshit weapons dude

@Julian does a 3D printed rifle from a chink printer count?

Matthew lmao

guys got something for the ali express coupon thing where you have to scream like a retard

i dont want to do that

they're just nigger assambled in some african shithole.

yeah i did that

2100 something meters

me and my dad screaming like retards

Just blow into the mic you dunce

5 8 usd coupons was worth it.

😂 👌

if youre really autistic you can get a program that virtually reroutes your mic

oh shit

you...said that earlier? I'm pretty sure you did

the pepe trousers

my dad went to my room after i screamed like an autist

@Julian in phyton.

he thinks im mentally retarded now

arent we all on this blessed server

my dad wants the chinkest shit of the all

a fucking led lamp

that he saw in 2 usd

with the chinkest 18650 battery

2 USD buys a pretty basic lamp, nothing wrong with that.

i have like 10 batterys (#vapenation)

and i would touch that 18650

>vaping

@johnfrum really? even when it states that is a 4k lumen one?

Eh...

He might have fucked up but it'll probably last a while, just not be great.

80% of my cart consist of shit to give to my gf.

https://www.gearbest.com/men-s-short-sleeve-tees/pp_626634.html

sides

the rest is either for my dad or me.

2 dollar flashlight will absolutely not have 4000 lumens

300-500 maybe

ah

will search for a fuckin flashlight now.

Convoy S2+

what is your budget tbh

5 usd or less

he wont event use it

🤔

he just want it to fuck around that he has a led flashlight

damn my dad is more autistic that i am

aaaactually

wait until tomorrow

11/11 sales

I bet there will be one semi decent light for that price

So which the fuck is it

11 11 has sales, or 11 11 is a scam

its both

both tbh

depends

on every sale

on every country

yeah it's just like black friday

reeeeeeee

exactly

@Deleted User they know thier market

we have the "buen fin" (good weekend)

and its absolute shit

well

ps4 were dirt chip last year

but it was the 500gb with fuckin 1 year old fifa.

>falling for the FIFA XX meme

i bought a chink no name tv on walmart south of 80 bucks, 37" with led backlight and has been my monitor since then

input lag is not bad actually

https://www.gearbest.com/men-s-short-sleeve-tees/pp_716244.html

I use 2 shitty acer monitors that were 100 bucks each, and while input lag is fine, the viewing angles are fucking AWFUL

adding the speedo made this shirt really gay

and im waiting this year to pull the trigger on a fuckin 1700x or a 1920X

@shmitapz how about a 10 dollar good very small flashlight that takes AA batteries?

mmm

https://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_555778.html?lkid=11570560

lemme check if i can find it on ali

I have this one (different manufacturer but literally the same thing) and it's probably the most powerful 1x AA light

im buying everything on ali since i have a "po" with the chinkman

not on ali unfortunately

the new advantages of the god emperor not wanting to have a trade deal with us

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Manker-E11-800-Lumens-CREE-XP-L-LED-AA-14500-Flashlight-Simple-Version-of-MANKER-T01/32676375186.html

this is the other brand one

it's literally the same light, but this one is 25 usd

the other is 9.99 right now

@Deleted User you said you used wii u controller for pc, theres one being sold locally for 17 euro, is it worth?

k then

will see if the ching dont fuck me up with gearbest

i have only bought a wallet there

and it was so fuckin slow

@emre It's really good yeah, other than it has the flipped Nintendo buttons

B where A usually is on Xbox

I'm used to that though

just remap

my controller is the same

Hmm, i want to use it on linux aswell, in wine

Is it wireless?

yeah it's wireless

So does it connect with a receiver?

I bought a receiver then found out apparently you can make it connect with normal bluetooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1mCPD37GtU

Ah thanks

Will be a pain for linux though, might buy for pc only

the new Switch pro controller looks nice too

@emre if it helps, im using this: https://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Bluetooth-Wireless-Game-Controller-Gamepad-Joystick-Fit-For-Android-Cell-Phone-GA0016/1813431_32817067322.html?spm=a219c.search0104.3.154.ri17P0&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10068_10344_10345_10342_10343_10340_10341_10541_10307_5670020_10060_10155_10154_10056_10055_10539_10537_10536_10059_10534_10533_100031_10103_10102_10142_10107_10173_10562_10084_10083_10563_10561_10566_5740016_10564_10565_5650020_10312_10313_10314_5660020_10550_10073_10551_10552_10553_10554_10556_10557,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_3&btsid=652e1f81-5c70-422b-8c0d-59ed743cc975&algo_expid=5ecfe5ea-1425-4731-b683-8b2be99a9c85-19&algo_pvid=5ecfe5ea-1425-4731-b683-8b2be99a9c85

i havent tested with many linux distros, but it werks on lubuntu.

in windows as a mouse its shit.

@shmitapz cut off everything after html in the ali link

link will still work and it won't clutter up the chat

really?

yup

nice i didint know that

: https://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Bluetooth-Wireless-Game-Controller-Gamepad-Joystick-Fit-For-Android-Cell-Phone-GA0016/1813431_32817067322.html

je

>add xioami powerbank to cart

>apply coupon

>price increases

@shmitapz how's the D-Pad mate? good for fighting games?

really compels you to use cognitive effort <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Lol dpad and fighting games

Ok

I left my hori rap4 in the dorm

I wouldn't expect much tbh

From this price range probably mushy

look you buy this thing for when you travel, you can't carry a stick. and don't shit with me saying analog is better

Not gonna do that:p

Maybe a 8bitdo zero?

dont buy any chink phone controllers

they are horrible

just buy an 8bitdo with a phone holder

i read that 8bitdo are about to release a new set of controllers, the SNES30Pro, i guess i'll wait for those

Depends on your budget

hmmm looks sexy

>its a gamer gurl twitter avi with an snes controller in hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tB0p4C6d6s

Wonder when flexible battery tech is going to happen so there could be more capacity in the watchband.

i want wearables that are powered from your blood pressure

You just want full body gimpsuits.

I would want that if I knew what it was

How is it possible you don't know what a gimp is after Pulp Fiction

Has 11.11 started yet? its been the 11th here for 9 hours now but idk what timezone they're running off

there's a countdown on ali

9 hours, 17 minutes

9 **HOURS**?

why the fuck am I waiting for midnight in my local time then?!?

I'm retarded

lol off to bed

I was thinking I'd order my stuff and go to bed

FUCK ME

>inb4 it raises prices

yeah wake up tomorrow and do it lad

https://i.imgur.com/uegdjwS.jpg

mfw I am literally braindead

but what the fuck

fuck this I need vodka

I saw that too and just totally skipped my mind

isnt the 11th already started at chink homes

it's 8:44am 11.11 here in Australia

probably start when the work day starts for them

no idea how they do it

work day -> saturday ?

they work erryday

Hey comfy where do you find all the hot deals that you post? im on the lookout for a phone gimbal and I dont want to miss out on a flash sale

then why dont they send me my packages at sundays

i'm in their youtube affiliate thing, gets sent up to me

Ahhh right

or why dont they respond on monday after 5pm their time

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Could you please mention me if anything phone gimbal related comes through please

sure

I'll write it down

Thanks man

I'm too broke to buy anything this year, I'll just enjoy it through you guys

I bet comfy has this massive excel file called @

Someone send something to Comfy

kek

just nametags and what the people want

I'm cool, already got a lot of chink shit

because honestly how else could you remember everyone

it's not too bad, I just put it on a sticky note

someone here is like "hey what about this flashlight" and twelve minutes later I'm like "I have a feeling I was supposed to do something"

https://i.imgur.com/41TboID.png

comfy's room

@Deleted User wait you don't any points for linking stuff?

@johnfrum you a word

I get like 5% kicked back at me but no GB points, and I'm reluctant to cash it out because I want to use it for the channel

it's not a lot though, most people buy $1 stuff

so like a few cents at a time

does gearbest have a bitcoin miner installed that you could use? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Cole I what I want

@johnfrum well you then

how much would you get from like a $100 buy?

$5

don't know why that took me a second to work out kek

yeah you're a millionaire

Well if i end up getting a gimbal then thats at least $5 your way

cheers man, appreciate it

Given all the coupons that reach usage limit you should be getting way more money. Tell Goybest to give you your fucking money.

idk why everyones so sperg about affiliate links on /csg/

like you're not losing money, you still get your shit

how does gearbest know to pay you out based on a purchase?

and you help someone else out

are the coupons somehow linked to you?

@Cole you request a withdrawal, and no the links are

the coupons can be shared wherever

oh

like I say I want to use it for the channel so I'm just letting it sit