all guinea pigs are badly near sighted I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4 this is what I intend to do with my life

I think my gf got them to see if I can care for animals

then get a baby out of my d

lol

fuck I'd love to be the IT autist at a company

so easy

im training for that lol

^

currently doing a cisco course

gonna be ez lyfe

exactly

ez lyfe ez money

is that at a college?

fuck I should do it

TAFE

so essentially

its an alternate to uni in australia

at my old job, the IT autists were kept in a tiny room under the stairs

its more practically sided

literally tech harry potters

lol

they'd just emerge when summoned to fix PCs

top kek

thats most IT areas

fuck what I'd give to be left under the stairs 9-5

getting paid to do nothing

like mao

he's a courier, sometimes he has to do stuff

only with computer

back in year 10 i did work experience at an IT repair store

s

holy shit the easiest job known to man

>turn PC on
>fresh install of windows
>hand back to single mother

essentially

just build and format PCs all day

naa but if i get a diploma i'll just go off and work for one of aus's big isp s

ez money ez life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC4vz6IbdtY

top kek

all I've ever managed to get is phone monkey jobs

worst jobs ever

i miss the IT crowd

Zombii, did you see the other show the black guy is in?

garth meranghi's dark place?

no

legit my favourite comedy ever

eugh my dad likes the big bang theory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDNmyyrEZho

-10000 respect points

+10000 redit meme points

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjOEcoMy2fI

they sound so proffesional

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MsYislXJg

the camera moving to look at his hand gets me every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puNQIJW2Pwk

>8ball should I review the knife now?

:question: **Question**: `should I review the knife now?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Definitely no`

wow

>8ball let comfy review the knife

:question: **Question**: `let comfy review the knife`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most likely no`

>8ball let him review the knife

:question: **Question**: `let him review the knife`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Dont even think about it`

lol

I don't really have much to add to the glut of reviews about it

I just want my full 70 points

gotta get those points

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8ptgiZ-5e4 I can't do the quick flip thing this guy does

fuck

seems like you have to force your finger to build up a ton of pressure so the blade explodes out

flipping knives is fun lads

ik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdRJo10N264

>8ball you gon give me your purse or wot bitch

:question: **Question**: `you gon give me your purse or wot bitch`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Very doubtful`

>8ball is nadeko stupid?

:question: **Question**: `is nadeko stupid?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most likely`

ok

>8ball do you want to get on the dickey ride?

:question: **Question**: `do you want to get on the dickey ride?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Ask me again later`

>8ball Comfy Plays: The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine y/n

:question: **Question**: `Comfy Plays: The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine y/n`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most likely no`

;_;

lol

just ask something you'd rather not do

>8ball do I kill myself?

:question: **Question**: `do I kill myself?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Yes`

:(

livestream it

allahu akbar

Nadeko has spoken

Rip

If Ajazz doesn't turn up tomorrow I'm going to crack skulls

Pretty nice to work outside during the summer

How's the new bike Maoman?

fantastic

JUST GOT MY YI AND ALL ACCENSSORIES

no not all

fucking gaybest made a second package

video review when

:ok_hand:

Mountain dew isn't sold in Norway

But it is here

Looks like the shitty non-murican version

they sell that here

the murican one tastes totally different

Really?

Cool

I have tasted the one in a box

Like normal soda

Is that the same?

I've only had the murican one in a can

shops here sell murican food and drinks

but at a high mark-up

ok

So much stuuuuuuuuuff

when I was like 5

I watched shrek

and the animation was so shitty

I got very scared

:(

>shrek was shitty by the time you were 5

toy story 1 must look like a super nintendo game then

I dont even remember what I played then

I had a wii I think

do games like metal gear solid 1 and mario 64 look like complete ass to you?

yes

graphically

😦

they seem like good games

that's how I felt about the amiga and spectrum etc at your age

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlYYHzU8Naw

this is great

I was also scared of teletubbies

poor bernie

:(

also >pillow with a person on it

>3DPD

fukn weeb

PLAYING WTIH MY YI, REVIEW NOTHING

TONIGHT*

yay

make sure you show some of that video footage

^

thats why people watch

if it's 15 minutes of your hands I'm gonna find you

need to know if it works for reviews and hoardin'

its perfect for hoardin mon

lens not too wide?

dont know what that means, but pictures and video footage looks great

means the picture on action cameras are usually really wide

fov

field of view

yeah field of view

don't want too much of a field of view capturing everything around what I'm looking at

inb4 Mao has never changed the FOV slider in a shooter

mountain dew looks like cancer

literally

looks like something very radioactive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky3WX_udTpo

it looks really wide in this

which is good for being on top of a mountain I guess

big fov is good for landscape ye

if you can narrow the FOV I'll buy it with an immediacy

like with a lens attachment

will research

I have to go for a walk

:(

cya

enjoy nature

no looking at phone

>yi removed from gearbest

😂

comfy

what's the linux distro that crashes for you upon install?

solus

gf just bought a xiaomi redmi note 3

:^)

She is sinking down to chink shit hell

Also, wanna see a pic I took outside?

yes

One is 16:9 and the other is 4:3

looks barren

hey

i know this is like the 8th time i've asked but you guys want chink weed lmao videos right?

>ordering weed from alie

brilliant

not ordering it

ordering accessories and shit

like making vape and pipe videos

ayy lmao, alright

I'm not a weedman

but ask in the thread

i personally have been a weedman for some time now

like as in since i finished my exams i have smoked every day

you're canadian, don't they hand you a joint upon emerging from womb?

nice meme, but has canada even legalized weed yet?

I heard le weed man had troubles with legalizing

legalized medically for some time now

as for recreational it's illegal but unless you're a big dealer literally nobody cares

even the cuck running the country is a weedman

gon be many years before we get better drug laws in europe

funny how europe tends to be more liberal

but drug legalization is years behind

wew

still not able to buy shit on steam

gg

instant-gaming.com

cdkeys.com

fuck direct steam

torrentz.eu

can't torrent multiplayer gaymes

>playing multiplayer

if you want to be social hit up some friends for, say, tabletopgames

>friends

what are you, a normie?

half-way there tbh

no wonder you can talk to stormsplurge

normie coalition

dont you have a gf

thats rich

comin from you

listen

"RRRREEEEEEE NORMIES OUT" is what a real robot would say to you

still more autistic :^)

a normie is allowed to like chinkshit and used thinkpads

my entire life is one big scripted event so the normies can't tell im a robot

it's all a huge ruse

>keeping up the ruse even amongst your fellow autists

I need to hide my power level more often

what ruse am i pulling against you guys

you come across like a normie but a lot of people here do

i mean when i do normie activities i tell you guys abt it

stormies seems less normie than you comfy!

>wageslave

but then also i tell you guys when i'm doing autistic shit

>depressed

>spending all cash on drugs and chink shit

sounds like a normie to me tbh

oh no

he's reading me

abandon ship they've caught on

mission failed, we'll get them next time

when is being able to hold down a job indicative of being an aspie?