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2016-06-26 17:26:29 UTC

I heard there was something that made the chink version really annoying for westerners to use

2016-06-26 17:27:50 UTC

I'm going to need to upgrade soon enough, not in a rush tho

2016-06-26 17:28:40 UTC

Hey cathy

2016-06-26 17:28:59 UTC

?

2016-06-26 17:29:05 UTC

Saw you typing

2016-06-26 17:29:11 UTC

YOU CANT HIDE

2016-06-26 17:29:15 UTC

I'm uploading an image

2016-06-26 17:29:31 UTC

Ooohh

2016-06-26 17:30:05 UTC

What kind of meme cooling is this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/196678487334060033/vent.png

2016-06-26 17:30:23 UTC

There are no vents anywhere else on the laptop

2016-06-26 17:30:35 UTC

Thank you Macbooks

2016-06-26 17:31:15 UTC

Which laptop is it?

2016-06-26 17:31:19 UTC

HP something

2016-06-26 17:31:34 UTC

I'm on a thinkpad SL510

2016-06-26 17:31:34 UTC

Not mine, just installing windows for some quick cash

2016-06-26 17:31:36 UTC

slow af

2016-06-26 17:31:41 UTC

>installing windows

2016-06-26 17:31:42 UTC

>

2016-06-26 17:31:43 UTC

paid for it

2016-06-26 17:31:52 UTC

how much

2016-06-26 17:32:11 UTC

Way more than the time I'll spend doing that is worth

2016-06-26 17:32:33 UTC

πŸ‘Œ

2016-06-26 17:32:48 UTC

This always blows my mind, I heard a celebrity on a podcast say he has a guy come round to install programs for him

2016-06-26 17:32:49 UTC

there are a lot of tech illiterates here as well

2016-06-26 17:32:59 UTC

Like he calls a guy in to install Skype

2016-06-26 17:33:03 UTC

????

2016-06-26 17:33:08 UTC

how hard can that be?

2016-06-26 17:33:25 UTC

there is literally a huge button that says "download here"

2016-06-26 17:33:31 UTC

Imagine having that gig

2016-06-26 17:33:32 UTC

The touchpad is atrocious

2016-06-26 17:33:50 UTC

bring a mouse next time

2016-06-26 17:33:57 UTC

I do have a mouse

2016-06-26 17:33:59 UTC

I'm at home

2016-06-26 17:34:02 UTC

then use it

2016-06-26 17:34:10 UTC

But that would require unplugging it and plugging it in again

2016-06-26 17:34:17 UTC

And then doing that again after I'm done

2016-06-26 17:34:30 UTC

true

2016-06-26 17:34:44 UTC

Is it the HP Envy?

2016-06-26 17:34:55 UTC

Those things are total Mac clones

2016-06-26 17:35:18 UTC

250 G4

2016-06-26 17:35:28 UTC

If that means anything to you

2016-06-26 17:35:57 UTC

It costs €265 according to the box, it's obviously shit

2016-06-26 17:36:06 UTC

Looks like one of those laptops you get out of a supermarket

2016-06-26 17:36:24 UTC

Well I'm not going to judge

2016-06-26 17:36:37 UTC

Yeah git paid

2016-06-26 17:37:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/196680456752594945/Screenshot_20160626-183746.png

2016-06-26 17:38:02 UTC

no

2016-06-26 17:38:04 UTC

COP

2016-06-26 17:38:45 UTC

You like it zombii?

2016-06-26 17:38:54 UTC

not really

2016-06-26 17:38:57 UTC

but get it

2016-06-26 17:39:01 UTC

I have to eat now

2016-06-26 17:39:02 UTC

cya

2016-06-26 17:39:05 UTC

Not copping

2016-06-26 17:39:39 UTC

>1366x768

2016-06-26 17:39:40 UTC

ugh

2016-06-26 17:40:28 UTC

Why are 1080p laptops still so rare

2016-06-26 17:40:50 UTC

In the lower tiers I mean

2016-06-26 17:40:57 UTC

Can't cost that much more

2016-06-26 17:40:59 UTC

Depends on what price range you're looking at yeah

2016-06-26 17:41:30 UTC

Every TV and monitor is at least 1080, even phones

2016-06-26 17:41:39 UTC

But laptops still have junk screens

2016-06-26 17:53:33 UTC

Done for the day and I did absolutely nothing

2016-06-26 17:53:58 UTC

At least they pay well for Sundaya

2016-06-26 17:54:01 UTC

Sundays

2016-06-26 17:54:24 UTC

>never had an easy day like that

2016-06-26 17:54:48 UTC

When is it Comfy's turn for an easy as piss job

2016-06-26 17:55:39 UTC

Too bad Scotland isn't so sjw as Sweden

2016-06-26 17:56:00 UTC

Guys can get work In day cares piss easy

2016-06-26 17:56:17 UTC

If you don't mind kids

2016-06-26 17:57:06 UTC

>day care

2016-06-26 17:57:14 UTC

I'd do that, they never advertise tho

2016-06-26 17:57:24 UTC

Kids are ez to care for

2016-06-26 17:57:44 UTC

>wanting to get shit all over you

2016-06-26 17:57:56 UTC

I get shit on all day by birds

2016-06-26 17:58:04 UTC

Truw

2016-06-26 17:58:09 UTC

You're used to it

2016-06-26 17:58:19 UTC

Indians are very used to it

2016-06-26 17:58:27 UTC

They would be great in day cares

2016-06-26 17:58:44 UTC

I think I'd make a great dad

2016-06-26 18:00:06 UTC

Pretending to take kids seriously is all you need to do

2016-06-26 18:00:26 UTC

I played a six hour top trumps game once where the kid just made all the rules up

2016-06-26 18:00:40 UTC

>six hour

2016-06-26 18:00:42 UTC

And changed them on a whim

2016-06-26 18:01:05 UTC

>top trump

2016-06-26 18:01:08 UTC

Well, he stopped for food and splatoon sometimes

2016-06-26 18:01:19 UTC

He could become the next leader

2016-06-26 18:01:20 UTC

Maga

2016-06-26 18:04:19 UTC

Isn't Mao getting his maga hat tomorrow?

2016-06-26 18:04:39 UTC

He said it arrived in Sweden so I think he will

2016-06-26 18:05:33 UTC

MAKE CHINK SHIT GREAT AGAIN

2016-06-26 18:11:24 UTC

i'm thinking about buying an ak

2016-06-26 18:11:35 UTC

a chinese one

2016-06-26 18:12:09 UTC

they used to be able to ship ak 47s before bush cut them off

2016-06-26 18:13:07 UTC

Aren't there tons of AKs floating around?

2016-06-26 18:13:14 UTC

On the deep web

2016-06-26 18:13:25 UTC

yeah but most of the are slavic

2016-06-26 18:13:30 UTC

lol no

2016-06-26 18:13:33 UTC

not in the US anyways

2016-06-26 18:13:39 UTC

you can just buy them out in the open

2016-06-26 18:13:48 UTC

In the hood

2016-06-26 18:13:54 UTC

nah

2016-06-26 18:14:00 UTC

In the supermarket

2016-06-26 18:14:00 UTC

i'm probably buying them from hicks

2016-06-26 18:14:12 UTC

or maybe uperclass mexicans

2016-06-26 18:14:17 UTC

I have seen a lot of AKs on DP

2016-06-26 18:14:36 UTC

chinese aks i've read are better than the slav shit though

2016-06-26 18:15:27 UTC

Is the deep web still being monitored by the po-pos? I deleted tor because of reports of feds watching

2016-06-26 18:15:48 UTC

I want to shop some AKs :(

2016-06-26 18:15:58 UTC

No idea

2016-06-26 18:16:08 UTC

I'm usually not on illegal sites tho

2016-06-26 18:16:13 UTC

Or just slightly illegal

2016-06-26 18:16:59 UTC

Would like a gun for protecting against neds

2016-06-26 18:17:11 UTC

just move to the US

2016-06-26 18:17:20 UTC

and you don't have to go on the deep web

2016-06-26 18:17:57 UTC

You can get a gun here if you do years of hunting or gun club shooting clay pigeons

2016-06-26 18:18:32 UTC

A lot of red tape though

2016-06-26 18:18:52 UTC

And I've had a history of depression so I'd prob fail background checks

2016-06-26 18:19:03 UTC

I wonder where Anders-senpai got his gun

2016-06-26 18:19:19 UTC

Think he was gun club member

2016-06-26 18:21:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/196691330489909249/Screenshot_20160626-192058.png

2016-06-26 18:21:16 UTC

Thank you Prague

2016-06-26 18:21:52 UTC

lol

2016-06-26 18:21:53 UTC

Police believe Breivik planned his actions years in advance. He visited Prague in the fall of 2009, hoping to buy weapons in the Czech capital, which has some of the least stringent gun control laws in Europe. Breivik was unable to stock up weapons like he had planned, but continued to plot hit attacks when he returned to Norway.

2016-06-26 18:22:03 UTC

Lol

2016-06-26 18:22:24 UTC

He had hunting license

2016-06-26 18:22:27 UTC

how many people live on the continent of europe?

2016-06-26 18:22:51 UTC

Just autistically asking around in Prague and failed

2016-06-26 18:22:58 UTC

733 million people

2016-06-26 18:23:16 UTC

so the US is about half as big as Europe population wise

2016-06-26 18:23:59 UTC

Hours before the attacks, Breivik e-mailed a 1,500-page manifesto to 5,700 people, titledΒ 2083 - A European Declaration of Independence. In the document Breivik attacks multiculturalism and the "threat" of Muslim immigration to Norway, as well as Marxism and the Norwegian Labor Party. Breivik copied large sections of the Unabomber manifesto. Breivik writes that he is a "savior of Christianity," and claims to be part of an order called the "Knight's Templar." Breivik was active on anti-Muslim websites.

2016-06-26 18:24:02 UTC

My hero

2016-06-26 18:24:28 UTC

Buck, Awful wants you on the podcast Friday

2016-06-26 18:24:54 UTC

i'm still wait for money to come in so that i can buy chink shit though

2016-06-26 18:25:05 UTC

i can't be a host without buying chinkshit

2016-06-26 18:25:08 UTC

All we do is discuss the news from the general

2016-06-26 18:25:14 UTC

i can talk about guns maybe

2016-06-26 18:25:22 UTC

and my hunting experiences

2016-06-26 18:25:33 UTC

Talk about Chinese AKs

2016-06-26 18:25:37 UTC

Get your dad to talk about muslims

2016-06-26 18:25:41 UTC

i got a t5 rebel

2016-06-26 18:25:47 UTC

i plan to do some shoots with that

2016-06-26 18:26:51 UTC

Chink Shit Radio: Hunting Edition

2016-06-26 18:27:15 UTC

Chink Shit Radio: Hunting Muslims Edition

2016-06-26 18:27:58 UTC

I'm shocked I haven't been banned off soundcloud or mixlr yet

2016-06-26 18:29:09 UTC

I bullied a few fat kids and copypasted moon man lyrics on younow

2016-06-26 18:29:19 UTC

And I got banned

2016-06-26 18:29:28 UTC

Like 1 minute later

2016-06-26 18:29:33 UTC

wanna hear some of my shitty soundclown uploads?

2016-06-26 18:29:41 UTC

Of course

2016-06-26 18:31:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/196693995835883523/Screenshot_20160626-193132.png

2016-06-26 18:31:50 UTC

Drop? Cop?

2016-06-26 18:32:00 UTC

COP

2016-06-26 18:32:53 UTC

LOL

2016-06-26 18:33:07 UTC

That's great, buck

2016-06-26 18:33:30 UTC

listen to my mixtape

2016-06-26 18:33:42 UTC

>snip my dick and call me Sophie

2016-06-26 18:33:45 UTC

it actually gets good at :50

2016-06-26 18:34:14 UTC

Sheeeeit

2016-06-26 18:34:24 UTC

I have to go and eat

2016-06-26 18:41:04 UTC

sup

2016-06-26 18:41:08 UTC

been a while

2016-06-26 18:41:25 UTC

any big chink news?`

2016-06-26 18:41:41 UTC

we had a podcast

2016-06-26 18:41:54 UTC

regular OP continues to lose interest

2016-06-26 18:42:08 UTC

Motospeed Inflictor is on sale

2016-06-26 18:42:22 UTC

how did the podcast do?

2016-06-26 18:42:33 UTC

did you reach 10 concurrent listeners?

2016-06-26 18:43:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/196696908671090699/ads.png

2016-06-26 18:43:19 UTC

so comfy

2016-06-26 18:43:30 UTC

how you feeling about the independence

2016-06-26 18:43:35 UTC

p good fam

2016-06-26 18:43:42 UTC

pound is recovering as predicted

2016-06-26 18:43:50 UTC

liberals still bootyblasted and want a second run

2016-06-26 18:44:01 UTC

Scotland might get a second run at breaking free

2016-06-26 18:44:06 UTC

all good

2016-06-26 18:46:22 UTC

it seems chaotic back there

2016-06-26 18:46:32 UTC

like the leave guys have no plan

2016-06-26 18:47:13 UTC

Getting cheese kebab to take home

2016-06-26 18:47:20 UTC

Heaven

2016-06-26 18:47:35 UTC

so mao, did you work whole midsommar?

2016-06-26 18:47:46 UTC

they have two years to work it out

2016-06-26 18:47:58 UTC

David Cameron is just taking his ball and going home

2016-06-26 18:49:06 UTC

>lewd faces

2016-06-26 18:58:23 UTC

Ayy

2016-06-26 18:59:26 UTC

>running out of chink shit I want

2016-06-26 18:59:29 UTC

fuck

2016-06-26 19:04:59 UTC

Top Quality Takstar SM-8B Condenser microphone computer microphone recording the song with a sound card,without suitcase
http://s.aliexpress.com/jeEjIvQ7
(from AliExpress Android)

2016-06-26 19:06:09 UTC

now you too can be the ninja

2016-06-26 19:06:10 UTC

:^)

2016-06-26 19:07:24 UTC

FINALLY HOME

2016-06-26 19:10:08 UTC

How many things have you broken on the way home?

2016-06-26 19:11:16 UTC

Mao

2016-06-26 19:11:21 UTC

Buck said he'll go on your episode of the podcast

2016-06-26 19:11:25 UTC

as long as he can discuss hunting

2016-06-26 19:16:53 UTC

SURE

2016-06-26 19:17:03 UTC

havent broken anything yet than my old bike

2016-06-26 19:17:29 UTC

buck hunting hype

2016-06-26 19:17:39 UTC

GRILLED CHEDDAR CHEESE KEBAB

2016-06-26 19:17:41 UTC

IS THE BEST

2016-06-26 19:17:47 UTC

MULTICULTURALISM ❀

2016-06-26 19:25:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/196707601709269003/Is5Mk3F.jpg

2016-06-26 19:25:52 UTC

could you finsih this in one go, Mao?

2016-06-26 19:26:39 UTC

is that the famed munchiebox

2016-06-26 19:26:47 UTC

Yeah

2016-06-26 19:30:37 UTC

jeesus

2016-06-26 19:33:30 UTC

that cant be for 1 person

2016-06-26 19:36:04 UTC

STEP

2016-06-26 19:36:05 UTC

IT

2016-06-26 19:36:06 UTC

UP

2016-06-26 19:39:43 UTC

I bet I could do it

2016-06-26 19:39:47 UTC

if I ate meat

2016-06-26 19:40:40 UTC

do grown up men really do that shit

2016-06-26 19:40:46 UTC

EAT CHALLANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2016-06-26 19:41:38 UTC

more of a sport than dota

2016-06-26 19:41:39 UTC

tbh

2016-06-26 19:41:48 UTC

I want to do an eating challenge

2016-06-26 19:42:00 UTC

must be some anglo thing

2016-06-26 19:43:34 UTC

normie chinese lovers channel

2016-06-26 19:43:41 UTC

triggeres me when people are pretty fit and eat like that

2016-06-26 19:44:08 UTC

eat big train big

2016-06-26 19:45:08 UTC

I think the key is eating it all before your stomach has time to let you know you're full

2016-06-26 19:45:10 UTC

EAT NOW

2016-06-26 19:45:12 UTC

SUFFER LATER

2016-06-26 19:49:15 UTC

@buckwheatclark im so looking forward to your hunting talk

2016-06-26 19:49:16 UTC

I know it's not the same thing, but Halfthor Julius Bjornsson devours 10k calories every fucking day. He has eaten 2kg food before 10 AM. Shit's insane, yo.

2016-06-26 19:49:18 UTC

at the podcast

2016-06-26 19:51:01 UTC

you should take notes as you read the general Mao

2016-06-26 19:51:08 UTC

the big newz

2016-06-26 19:51:24 UTC

something to do on quiet days

2016-06-26 19:52:17 UTC

yeah ive already taken notes about news

2016-06-26 19:53:13 UTC

more prepared than me

2016-06-26 19:58:50 UTC

lfmao

2016-06-26 19:58:56 UTC

texas grill

2016-06-26 19:59:07 UTC

got her jaw operated

2016-06-26 19:59:19 UTC

after the operation she got a british accent

2016-06-26 20:04:51 UTC

AlexTechiefΓΆr 3 timmar sedan
Gimme Gimme Chicken Tendies

2016-06-26 20:06:57 UTC

Muh brexit bogeyman

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