I heard there was something that made the chink version really annoying for westerners to use

I'm going to need to upgrade soon enough, not in a rush tho

Hey cathy

?

Saw you typing

YOU CANT HIDE

I'm uploading an image

Ooohh

What kind of meme cooling is this?

There are no vents anywhere else on the laptop

Thank you Macbooks

Which laptop is it?

HP something

I'm on a thinkpad SL510

Not mine, just installing windows for some quick cash

slow af

>installing windows

>

paid for it

how much

Way more than the time I'll spend doing that is worth

👌

This always blows my mind, I heard a celebrity on a podcast say he has a guy come round to install programs for him

there are a lot of tech illiterates here as well

Like he calls a guy in to install Skype

????

how hard can that be?

there is literally a huge button that says "download here"

Imagine having that gig

The touchpad is atrocious

bring a mouse next time

I do have a mouse

I'm at home

then use it

But that would require unplugging it and plugging it in again

And then doing that again after I'm done

true

Is it the HP Envy?

Those things are total Mac clones

250 G4

If that means anything to you

It costs €265 according to the box, it's obviously shit

Looks like one of those laptops you get out of a supermarket

Well I'm not going to judge

Yeah git paid

no

COP

You like it zombii?

not really

but get it

I have to eat now

cya

Not copping

>1366x768

ugh

Why are 1080p laptops still so rare

In the lower tiers I mean

Can't cost that much more

Depends on what price range you're looking at yeah

Every TV and monitor is at least 1080, even phones

But laptops still have junk screens

Done for the day and I did absolutely nothing

At least they pay well for Sundaya

Sundays

>never had an easy day like that

When is it Comfy's turn for an easy as piss job

Too bad Scotland isn't so sjw as Sweden

Guys can get work In day cares piss easy

If you don't mind kids

>day care

I'd do that, they never advertise tho

Kids are ez to care for

>wanting to get shit all over you

I get shit on all day by birds

Truw

You're used to it

Indians are very used to it

They would be great in day cares

I think I'd make a great dad

Pretending to take kids seriously is all you need to do

I played a six hour top trumps game once where the kid just made all the rules up

>six hour

And changed them on a whim

>top trump

Well, he stopped for food and splatoon sometimes

He could become the next leader

Maga

Isn't Mao getting his maga hat tomorrow?

He said it arrived in Sweden so I think he will

MAKE CHINK SHIT GREAT AGAIN

i'm thinking about buying an ak

a chinese one

they used to be able to ship ak 47s before bush cut them off

Aren't there tons of AKs floating around?

On the deep web

yeah but most of the are slavic

lol no

not in the US anyways

you can just buy them out in the open

In the hood

nah

In the supermarket

i'm probably buying them from hicks

or maybe uperclass mexicans

I have seen a lot of AKs on DP

chinese aks i've read are better than the slav shit though

Is the deep web still being monitored by the po-pos? I deleted tor because of reports of feds watching

I want to shop some AKs :(

No idea

I'm usually not on illegal sites tho

Or just slightly illegal

http://www.gunbroker.com/All/BI.aspx?Keywords=ak

Would like a gun for protecting against neds

just move to the US

and you don't have to go on the deep web

You can get a gun here if you do years of hunting or gun club shooting clay pigeons

A lot of red tape though

And I've had a history of depression so I'd prob fail background checks

I wonder where Anders-senpai got his gun

Think he was gun club member

Thank you Prague

lol

Police believe Breivik planned his actions years in advance. He visited Prague in the fall of 2009, hoping to buy weapons in the Czech capital, which has some of the least stringent gun control laws in Europe. Breivik was unable to stock up weapons like he had planned, but continued to plot hit attacks when he returned to Norway.

Lol

He had hunting license

how many people live on the continent of europe?

Just autistically asking around in Prague and failed

733 million people

so the US is about half as big as Europe population wise

Hours before the attacks, Breivik e-mailed a 1,500-page manifesto to 5,700 people, titled 2083 - A European Declaration of Independence. In the document Breivik attacks multiculturalism and the "threat" of Muslim immigration to Norway, as well as Marxism and the Norwegian Labor Party. Breivik copied large sections of the Unabomber manifesto. Breivik writes that he is a "savior of Christianity," and claims to be part of an order called the "Knight's Templar." Breivik was active on anti-Muslim websites.

My hero

Buck, Awful wants you on the podcast Friday

i'm still wait for money to come in so that i can buy chink shit though

i can't be a host without buying chinkshit

All we do is discuss the news from the general

i can talk about guns maybe

and my hunting experiences

Talk about Chinese AKs

Get your dad to talk about muslims

i got a t5 rebel

i plan to do some shoots with that

Chink Shit Radio: Hunting Edition

Chink Shit Radio: Hunting Muslims Edition

I'm shocked I haven't been banned off soundcloud or mixlr yet

I bullied a few fat kids and copypasted moon man lyrics on younow

And I got banned

Like 1 minute later

wanna hear some of my shitty soundclown uploads?

Of course

https://soundcloud.com/buckwheatclark/the-end-of-pasta

Drop? Cop?

COP

LOL

That's great, buck

https://soundcloud.com/buckwheatclark/we-are-one-impaled-dreamscape

listen to my mixtape

>snip my dick and call me Sophie

it actually gets good at :50

Sheeeeit

I have to go and eat

sup

been a while

any big chink news?`

we had a podcast

regular OP continues to lose interest

Motospeed Inflictor is on sale

how did the podcast do?

did you reach 10 concurrent listeners?

https://soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio/chinese-shopping-radio-episode-1

so comfy

how you feeling about the independence

p good fam

pound is recovering as predicted

liberals still bootyblasted and want a second run

Scotland might get a second run at breaking free

all good

it seems chaotic back there

like the leave guys have no plan

Getting cheese kebab to take home

Heaven

so mao, did you work whole midsommar?

they have two years to work it out

David Cameron is just taking his ball and going home

http://www.gearbest.com/stationery-supplies/pp_309800.html

>lewd faces

http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_198537.html

Ayy

>running out of chink shit I want

fuck

Top Quality Takstar SM-8B Condenser microphone computer microphone recording the song with a sound card,without suitcase
http://s.aliexpress.com/jeEjIvQ7
(from AliExpress Android)

http://www.gearbest.com/fixed-blades-knives/pp_230878.html

now you too can be the ninja

:^)

FINALLY HOME

How many things have you broken on the way home?

Mao

Buck said he'll go on your episode of the podcast

as long as he can discuss hunting

SURE

havent broken anything yet than my old bike

buck hunting hype

GRILLED CHEDDAR CHEESE KEBAB

IS THE BEST

MULTICULTURALISM ❤

could you finsih this in one go, Mao?

is that the famed munchiebox

Yeah

jeesus

that cant be for 1 person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IiOzdo1xQY

STEP

IT

UP

I bet I could do it

if I ate meat

do grown up men really do that shit

EAT CHALLANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more of a sport than dota

tbh

I want to do an eating challenge

must be some anglo thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqSlIrjxnDo

https://www.youtube.com/user/NTDOffTheGreatWall/videos

normie chinese lovers channel

triggeres me when people are pretty fit and eat like that

eat big train big

I think the key is eating it all before your stomach has time to let you know you're full

EAT NOW

SUFFER LATER

@buckwheatclark im so looking forward to your hunting talk

I know it's not the same thing, but Halfthor Julius Bjornsson devours 10k calories every fucking day. He has eaten 2kg food before 10 AM. Shit's insane, yo.

at the podcast

you should take notes as you read the general Mao

the big newz

something to do on quiet days

yeah ive already taken notes about news

more prepared than me

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article23049965.ab

lfmao

texas grill

got her jaw operated

after the operation she got a british accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf5PV0K4KUw

AlexTechieför 3 timmar sedan
Gimme Gimme Chicken Tendies

Muh brexit bogeyman