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https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32645092601.html arrived yesterday. not much to say about it, cheap stiff leather. would've been even cheaper if I bought it on amazon. lot of chinks sell now there

slim and light, but reasonable sturdy. feels as if you don't wear a watch at all

seller is literally sperging you with "bls upboat if u rike watch! and pls gibbe no bad feedback. bls 5/5!"

Link you sent is broken @Humbert

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/YAZOLE-Quartz-Watch-Men-2016-Top-Brand-Luxury-Famous-Wristwatches-Male-Clock-Wrist-Watch-Business-Quartz/32645092601.html my bad ~desu

it really isnt

the link worked for me

I'm on mobile, it didn't work on the app

dumb mobile poster

I agree

Phone posting is 🅱armful

Try scratching the case 🤔

Yeah, its probably plastic or some really brittle glass

bend the glass inb half so that it looks like a laptop

Jumper EZBook 3 Pro is a 👌 laptop

been using it all day

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>Windows 10 without the ads disabled

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How is the keyboard @Deleted User?

How much was that though?

and how's the touchpad?

@Comfy#1404 looks surprisingly nice

should do a video on it

^seconded

did any new meme emerge this past week

yeah its now cool to hate comfy

oh wait

is the trackpad really as meh as people say?

@transience it's not mine, it's my dad's laptop

he got it for £170

@install gentoo Keyboard is a standard chiclet, a bit mushy but not bad. I got used to it fast

Trackpad is okay but not super accurate

and I'm not used to all these new windows gestures since I use a clit on thinkpad mostly

@Windatica nice out of nowhere snark there

the biggest drawback is the eMMC storage you have is only 64gb so windows takes a big chunk and it's also slow

so you're gonna need an SSD

almost required

adds to the price

Explains why it's so cheap then

How's the display?

incredible

the best part by far

TN or IPS?

IPS

matte

wew

1080p

I imagine the Chuwi 12.3 is even better being a retina display

not what I expected for 170 at all

but the colours are vibrant and sharp compared to the T420

Lenovo really should take a page out of these other chink manufacturers

>12.3"

and make IPS panels the default option

>2736 x 1824

@s3bbe smoll laptop

price isn't even the issue, IPS panels are cheap

with a proper SSD it'll sail by for shitposting

Guess this'd be a decent fit? https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820147645&cm_re=m2_ssd-_-20-147-645-_-Product

the smaller ones are supposed to be the type it requires like NGFF sized

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ACJC2M128M2C-128GB-NGFF-SSD-M-2-SATA-MLC-HD-Solid-State-Disk-Harddisk-Drive-slim-NGFF/32406653751.html

but I think some of the bigger ones fit if you tape them down

Scaling triggers me

But that's actually a very easy fix in win 10

my dad might have it on increased scaling, he's hard of sight

not checked yet

nah it's on the recommended 150% setting

Comfy, the general needs you, come back

I think Windows puts all laptop 1080p panels on 150% by default

that's what it did when I installed my IPS panel

I think the 3L pro with the 14" screen would be better, it's a little cramped for me

I find 120-125% to be just right at 14 inch

if the whole laptop is wider too

13.3" on this one is nice but I think 14" would be the sweet spot

https://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_671109.html

maybe they know it too considering they made this version

screen and build quality are 10/10 though

the metal construction doesn't feel like a £170 laptop

more premium build than most £400 laptops you'd get out of Tesco

I like that the keyboard has no flex either

the last chiclet keyboard laptop I used had a ton of flex

bottoms out nicely without the entire laptop bending with your finger

Jumper Ezbook 3 Pro Laptop
$229.99/£176 with coupon BOOKPRO
https://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_647765.html?lkid=11142229
if anybody is interested <:alismirk:230784726615588865> I think it expires late tomorrow

I think I'll hold out and get the 3 Plus one day

Speaking of 14", what's a good chink backpack that can fit both an A4 document binder and a T420 but without being made for 15.6" laptops?

@Deleted User much better than that gaymer shit earlier lmao

yeah at that price throwing in an SSD purchase isn't so bad

and I'd just use a wireless mouse rather than the trackpad anyway

Oh yeah another thing, the battery life is great

8-9 hours so far

@mepsi hi friendo

henlo

why not a 15.6" s3bbe? the powerbrick takes some space aswell and they're usually made so you can fasten the notebook

Because I want it to be sleek

is zambz back in yet

Yes

@zambz

yes omg i love zambz

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Deisgn-Swiss-gear-max-Laptop-Backpack-15-6-Canvas-Waterproof-Backpack-Genuine-Leather-Bag/32314498018.html

so whom is still here from the olden days

@s3bbe if I buy that watch from amazon it costs £44 ($55) due to taxes and shipping :(

how old olden days

I was here since september ish

@install gentoo you are from uk isnt it in co.uk

idk i got banned in like summer last year

I remember the time before the underage purge

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https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1p4x5PVXXXXcKaXXXq6xXFXXXE/221682226/HTB1p4x5PVXXXXcKaXXXq6xXFXXXE.jpg tfw the product photos show that the product is kinda shit

@fedora it's not on the UK site

oh when was the underage purge

Sad

octoberish I think

@install gentoo should have not left eu sad

aaa

What watch?

MTP-V005L-7A

then yeah i was banned in October

How could it possibly be that expensive, it's like 3 times what it costs in japan or the US

UK prices are pretty expensives

Amazon taxes and shipping

because of import, vat, duty ,etc

Yeah..

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Casio-Collection-Analogue-Genuine-MTP-1302PL-1AVEF/dp/B0039YOHOO/ this one is £22.5

Eh, I really like the MTP-V005L-7A

It's probably the best looking one in the series, which is why I suggested it

I can import from the SK for £25 http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Genuine-Casio-MTP-V005L-7A-Mens-Classic-Analog-Leather-Strap-Watch-Quartz-/332026027358?epid=1081188366&hash=item4d4e4b1d5e%3Ag%3AQNYAAOSw9uFW9WZs&_trkparms=pageci%253Ad4cf96f5-85d2-11e7-be96-74dbd180302e%257Cparentrq%253A00d6a9cb15e0a887a35810d2fff1f84f%257Ciid%253A2

Also a sleek option https://www.amazon.co.uk/Casio-MTP1094E-1A-Leather-Quartz-Watch/dp/B000VGZ6PC/

It's not even import VAT that bothers me in a lot of cases

As long s customs won't fuck you over

It's the fact that Royal Mail and Parcelforce will charge £9 for "admin"

if you get charged VAT

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pretty cucked situation

Want a white dial ? if not https://www.amazon.co.uk/Casio-MTP-V005L-MTP-V005L-1A/dp/B00X4U31GS/

Yeah, a white dial would be ideal

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Casio-MTP-V005D-MTP-V005D-7A/dp/B010VWVW3K/

Then change the bracelet for a strap

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Speaking of, you might want to order a chink spring bar tool right about now

wish the chinks would stop copying apple design and just make nice understated black shit apollo lake laptops. I don't want my $200 computer to look like a macbook

@Drug Addicted Anime Girls There's a couple

https://www.gearbest.com/laptops-c_11964/

the xiaomi with the mx150 is hot

really nice machine

@s3bbe is it not possible to just use a standard flathead?

you need a prett thin flathead

and some watches are simply harder to take off than others

the band that is

I have really thin flatheads 😖

Please post them

n-noooo

It's possible but it'd be better with a Y shape

They're like 80 cents anyway

Why are keycap pullers so ex🅱ensive
http://s.aliexpress.com/jEFNnaMN

£2 what the fugg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/5pcs-Round-Mechanical-Keyboard-Keycap-Puller-Key-Cap-Remover-Key-Unloading-Tool-/252782150021

http://s.aliexpress.com/aYRvi2y6 @s3bbe I bought this btw

Wire one http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Useful-Keyboard-Key-Keycap-Puller-Remover-With-Unloading-Steel-Cleaning-Tool-FT-/311813754

99p

This listing (311813754) has been removed or the item is no longer available.

maybe you shouldnt buy meme artisan aircraft grade aluminum keycap pullers

Sad.

and just plastic pullers like everyone else

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Useful-Keyboard-Key-Keycap-Puller-Remover-With-Unloading-Steel-Cleaning-Tool-FT-/311813754359?hash=item48998c4df7

Yeah that's good

Plastic pullers can damage the keys

i mean plastic handled

those ring ones are p bad

Oh

https://translate.google.com/translate?depth=1&nv=1&rurl=translate.google.co.id&sl=auto&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=http://krispitech.com/2017/08/xiaomi-dan-google-siapkan-ponsel-android-one-generasi-terbaru/

CHINKED

Android one (two)

wow that page got retarded with the translate

budget xiaomi phone with stock android

and confirmed always updates to the latest version?

What are some must-buy sub £2 products?

Apart from the shark

@install gentoo http://s.aliexpress.com/jiQ3YvUR

n-noooo

it seems pretty useless

Its great to squueze in stress

Its like stress toy

15 cent chicken

I don't like squeezing dickheads

tbh it maybe just is a click baiting SEA monkey with no good sources whatsoever

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Anti-Stress-Novelty-Funny-Gadgets-Toys-Squeeze-Chicken-Egg-Laying-Chickens-Party-Prank-Joke-Toys-Decompression/32819746046.html

now a 60p chicken

Sad prices go up

delet this

very depress

😦

cool technical chink shit that a bored man could purchase?

I want something useful

fountain pens

Ahh

jinhao x450

writes pretty smooth

Now that's more like it

How do they fare against the 20bucks fountain pen I bought in a mall?

I think there are a few comparisons on leddit against more expensive pens

they're not better but they generally stack up quite well

I see, that's an idea

also does anybody know if I can command a rgb led strip with an arduino?

What about ink @transience

I use dollar black ink from ebay

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DOLLAR-CALLIGRAPHY-INK-FOUNTAIN-PEN-INK-BOTTLES-60-0ml-Black-Blue-Green-Red-/151101423701

3 quid but it will last ages

also note that I know fuck all about fountain pens but I haven't had any problems with it

ive bought 3 fountain pens and they were all shit experences

i think i was expecting a little too much from a glorified pen

I think the jinhaos are okay as babby's first fountain pens

http://s.aliexpress.com/6jiuIJNR @transience is this the right one?

Yes

yeah that's the one

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if you want something more fun

theres a decent cihnese piston filler

about 20$ tho

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pro-Wing-Sung-698-Transparent-Piston-Fountain-Pen-Golden-Clip-Softer-Fine-Nib/142469719662?_trkparms=aid%3D555014%26algo%3DPL.DEFAULT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D41375%26meid%3D26a1fb53779544cc95d83a0fad408d4a%26pid%3D100505%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26&_trksid=p2045573.c100505.m3226

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Pen autist friend of mine suggested (brand name) Noodler instead of all chink pens, it's about $17 + shipping

pen autism <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

whats that one type of pen called thats kinda like a brush?

I've already paid for my chink pens, and I've heard a lot of good things about them

@aaaa fountain pens?

no

like

watercolor mixer "pen"?

weeb pen

squeezable ink brush pen? I wouldn't really know weeb stuff tho

i thnk thats it

took an evening chink class years ago and the teacher handed out pens like that

Oh

Brushes!

brush but not retarded and with ink

WEEEELLLLLL

This will horrify you, @aaaa.

They're called "brush pens".

that makes a lot of sense

:Thonk: :aliOK:

FUCK

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gotchu fam

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