or at least it doesnt look like it

mine broke tho so kek

I already have three powerbanks

yeah i think mine is kaput

i might go outside and blow the battery up

>Buy power bank from bang good

>forget

>remember

>check buy date

>It was like fucking 4/6/17

>It's 5/7/17

woah

rip

i bought a powerbank as well, it came with this: https://www.zapals.com/genuine-xiaomi-mikey-anti-dust-plug-quick-shortcut-key-3-5mm-plug.html

anyone use it before?

it says not compatible with android 6.0 onwards?? wth

may be useless, guess il find out in a month

probably a change in the os somewhere that fucks the method they use to make it work

kek my chink phones runnin 5.1.1

all good

ah perfect

let's wait for fidget fingerboxes

Are there good chink earphones that are not plugs? <:thonk:288060975775612929> Something like jewpple's earbuds. That have a decent sound, but you can still hear shit around you.

that is pretty much the thing about buds. they dont _plug_ into your ear and therefore do not block all noise
I guess Monks are the best budgetwise

who /Fidget Escobar/ here? https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ti-laBUbfmIfyBifCHz5PwTDdJjeGtH_w18OdFhHE1M/edit

@nervousShaqsh VE monk

i just bought some monks

i hope they arrive safely

kek

okay, back to roblox porn

jesus christ

>who /Fidget Escobar/ here?

This shit for real? How viable is this?

I mean not autism spinners, but random shit.

Is it normal for a phone to be in processing for over 2 days

From aliexpress

Most of my other orders were already shipped

Hope it's not the same out of stock shit again

>180k views

good luck selling shit

maybe like 20 of those views are actually doing it tho

just buy high quality chinkshit goods

that you know people would like

like the monks

and sell them with markup

@Deleted User >normies will twig on to aliexpress soon
I dont think so. The site looks like scam to ordinary people + in EU e.g. credit card payment isnt usually common

lmao linus shilled the monks?

wow really

we're too late

theyre honestly not amazing

chink shit is mainstream

oh i remember that now

monks sound amazing for the price

and they're the only good earbuds that come in that form factor

uwot

well there's a lot more

you understand there is a massive source of earbuds from CHAINA?

but they're pricier

in that form factor

not in-ear

which is what everyone today uses

once i build my new measurement rig

i can finally start reviewing chinkshit iems and make shills assmad

kek

i could very easily

ill get fellow aussie shitposters disliking my videos

these are better than monks btw

https://www.fasttech.com/product/1460600-philips-she3800-3-5mm-earphone

yeah but they dont look as cool

and monks do?

yeah

they had bubble gum ones once

im in his discord

yeah tho he doesnt really say much

"fuck you faggots, monks are another 2 dorra now, receptionist lady needs new shoes"

http://puu.sh/vIqD6/b547e452ef.jpg

where is this from?

the ve clan discord

its not very busy tho

nah

6yuros for monks is already ok i guess

what's a good cheap tablet

android

I dont think I'll ever buy a chink tablet

they got shit battery lives

I got an ipad that can last weeks

on sleep mode

I regret every chink tablet I bought

2-3 or them

yeah, my teclast doesn't last long

of

the battery indicator isn't accurate either

still not gotten pic related

what

oh all the red nerds

>a first gen ipad? also an s3 mini?
<:clickingthatshit:232919726307803137>

i dont know, i was in contact with him for a while. but he didnt message me for maybe 2 weeks

i was on that discord, until he banned me

all i have to say about it: "nothing personal, kid"

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-pattern-Colorful-Hand-Tri-Spinner-Fidgets-Toy-Torqbar-alloy-EDC-Sensory-Fidget-Spinners-For-Autism/32798440099.html

this is the rainbow spinner i bought, claims ceramic bearing

probs slightly overpaid but i wanted to play it safe

hopefully i wont get a scuffed ass build

i seen some reviews of that specific shape having issues, should be ok tho

the scuffed amazon ones have bad QC

ali should be slightly more consistent

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fidget-Bearing-Hand-Spinner-Rainbow-Fingertip-Gyro-Finger-Toy-Kids-Adults-ADHD/32802741316.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Colorful-Creative-Metal-Two-Spinner-Fidget-Toy-Metal-EDC-Hand-Spinner-For-Autism-Rotation/32799068977.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HOT-handspinner-Toys-Triangular-Hand-Spinner-aluminum-Torqbar-copper-Material-Professional-Finger-gyro-For-Autism-and/32792742571.html

similar

are autism spinners worth it

what do they help with

They prevent you from fidgeting with other shit

nothing, its a gimmick, but if you suffer from ADD and shit like that then apparently its calming and a nice thing to just fiddle with

or is this new stupid trend

you literally fucking spin it

its a piece of balanced metal with a ball-bearing in the center

Yep

its not the second coming of christ, but its gained enough of a following now you might as well get one for the memes

my little brother has one

the normies jumped on it hard

also you can be pablo escobar in the west

put a markup and sell it to kids

the cheapest ones are like, £2 each

it'll die out in a couple of months but still

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Steel-Ceramics-Tri-Spinner-Fidget-Toy-Plastic-EDC-Hand-Spinner-For-Autism-and-ADHD-Rotation/32795878632.html

claims ceramic bearing

ceramic > stainless in terms of how long shit spins

FIDGET SPINNER TRICKS

*spins it with one hand*

wow

1 million views

really?

damn

i remember when yo-yos were still a thing

how the mighty have fallen

we're going to have competitive fidget spinning in a few years bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_dTXKhFWtE

I enjoy watching this dude

must be his voice

he takes shit apart like an animal and isnt too technical but he's ok

mega autism pack

yo-yo, fidget cube, fidget spinner

cubes are dirt cheap tho

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Fidget-Cube-Toy-Vinyl-Desk-Finger-Toys-Squeeze-Fun-Stress-Reliever-3-3cm-High-Quality/32795740146.html good listing

£2

dont buy those fidget cubes

they suck monkey fuck

will it break instantly

qq

we'll see

i wonder if the non-chink ones break too

yes they break

there is a better chink fake one

there's some third party ones

i wonder if the ones are just the OEM of the kickstarter

Pls respond

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Quality-Silicone-Buttons-Camouflage-Fidget-Cube-Toy-Anti-Stress-Fidget-Stress-Relieve-New/32801834807.html

these ones are good

I need guidance

what do you need padawan

How long does order processing for a phone usually last

@Phatique is the build really that different on those two

3+ weeks

might cancel

Are you serious

@onoderaSecurity yes they are bigger and actually accurate compared to the 2$ shitty ones

But the deadline is 9 days

How can it be 3 weeks

depends on the site

do i get bape camo 🤔

Aliexpress

where did you buy from?

9 days probably with some extreme shipping method

Dhl

ok oh

that makes sense

but you are probably gonna pay taxes for that

@Phatique gonna buy blue camo

Doesn't matter

I just want my phone as quickly as possible

Is it not the quickest option

How huge

@Phatique what do you got, i dont my shit to break, i assume colour doesnt matter, same OEM

i got the camoflague blue

yeah

just bought

So how long can I expect them to process this shit

qq

I ordered a bunch of lingerie for 60ish $ and customs shafted me for 20$+

>traps in our discord

>TRAP

AYYY

For gf you cunt

I don't care paying 20$ tbh

>/csg/ people having gfs

Ultimately the tax did not bother me once the package was put to use

this payment is taking while to process 🤔

Don't care about paying 50$ either

>chinks being quick

I just want my phone in a week

How likely is that

oh yeah, speaking of shipping times, please for the sake of etiquette be polite to chinese brethren and message prior to starting ali disputes

scumbag

you gotta message and start some beef 💯

chinks only say "please wait some more, friend"

Square up chinese niggas

chinks tend to be polite and remorseful

So if it's still processing after a week I can start a dispute?

Yes

Why the fuck should I wait for time to run out

Because you are a good goy

If it advertised 2 days of processing I want 2 days

I guess I will

Second time this happened

First time on geekbuying waited for a week

Only to be told it's out of stock

Don't recommend

It's not like I can buy a chink phone anywhere elsr

Else

Well this is probably my only big purchase

Other than that I don't care about waiting a month

Also another question

What's better, airmail or alixpress standard shipping

epacket is usually a good bet if you have the choice for that

i think

epacket/ems

So I shouldn't use DHL, then

I read that even for DHL you can set the price with the seller

what's your level lads

oh shit

gang shit

only on a2

if you're on A4 you are fuckin stunnin

I haven't noticed that option

Only dhl

Oh

Giztop sells chink phones?

If anything I can just cancel my order

Can't, on mobile

I'll check it out

>Denmark VAT

How fucked am I

:^)

>flatland
;^)

so you're a flatland flea?

I am a mountain monkey

Norge

I'm not actually danish

ah

Jobs

Just stealing their jivs

ayy