and the chinks included fake comply tips

lovely

I really, really like that hardhat keychain

they were giving out at my uni when schlumberger was giving a presentation

woah

shit these are great

not an audiophile by any stretch of imagination but this sound is lovely

not entirely sure what's the difference between all these foam tips

the size looks mostly the same

is it the foam malleability or something

sounds like the foam conforms to your ears more, hue

Ayy

He fell for the memory foam meme

He got it for free, so saying that he fell for it is a little extreme.

But aaay

can't decide whether to go with foam or silicone though

@Drunk Octopus not really. Only need it if you want to play a game on the store like Forza Horizon 3 or something. I've never opened it otherwise.

In other news my mi band 2 arrived today. I like it.

is it a good idea to get chink multimeter

Depends on what you consider a good enough multimeter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoeUgMFLyAw

Even at $50 they can be a bit balls

chink shit and kraut packages comming today

HOLY SHIT

MY NEW AUTISM CUBE

SO MUCH BETTER

what one u get

i want obne

there is a lot of fakes who are absolute dogshit

but this one is fake and feels just like the original

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10030430/6662900-magic-fidget-cube-puzzle-anti-anxiety-stress

I think you can find it somewhere else but its basically the military colored ones

who I know for sure are from the ones who makes good fakes

oh my lord

i got chinked on a razor

its bent

you are welcome i guess?

didnt get a list

what

thanks

will get dat cube

You got cute stickers tho

tfw after a lot of thought decided on a replacement EDC knife - and it's worryingly mallninja (pre-mods)

the stickers lol

they were hand labeled

d'aww the stickers are cute

tfw find 40 cents on my tit

all is good

the seller that sold the "ywn x" pepe hat messaged me today and said that he shipped my item and forgot to mark it and shipped so ali closed the purchase

now he wants me to send the money to him via paypal

Send it upon arrival

^ this

dear friend money when arrive please 5 star

that's what i thought of doing

or for maximum comfyness, dont give him shit

fuck chinks

>daily reminder that there are people who buy piercings and sex toys from ali

he stocked a good hat, i will pay him

Better but there than from local stores for 2x the price for the same shit

Cheap way of getting cancer

ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pc-order-Fresh-Green-Maple-Leaf/32764575433.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/the_fucking_image_reviews/32683182633.html?

what's the worst thing to get from ali?

Outsider would like these

Rolex fakes, they are bad

what about medicine

do they still sell those car-suicide gas kits ?

that would be it

suffocation by car fumes is really really bad way to go

and painfull

requesting someone here buys an ali penis pump and tries it

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/usb_charge_your_penis/32685909457.html

why are you browsing nipple piercings? They are degenerate in general, no matter how they look

I would like to see someone getting his dick ripped off by chinese penis pump though because pressure was too high

i'm trying to locate the ultimate degeneracy of ali

i have found Yak Jerky once, but it has been taken off the site

>Dear friend
as it is a big holiday before,sorry for the delay
we will refund within 48hours we promise by pay-pal
could you please close dispute frist
if we dont pay,you can open dispute again ok
thanks in advance
best regards

nice try, liu

answer "maybe i just keep the dispute open and you send me stuff by faster service as compensation thanks in advance - best regards"

don't forget "dear friend"

i don't even have a dispute open

i'll pay the poor chap when it arrives

I've been chinked and the seller's been telling me they're gonna refund me for at least a week already

If you close the dispute, you can't open it again

chinks trying to outsmart the laowai

Wew the seedposting in the last thread

if in 3 years you wake up in a kudzu covered house, you can thank 0utsider

>Xiaomi MI6 will come with no headphone jack

D R O P P E D

New figure, coming straight from ali

For the first time the hair isn't solid color

@hale post it in the thread?

Oh yeah

@Jignx Is that for the regular Mi6 or Mi6 Pro?

regular

@hale Looks decent for a bootleg figure, no shitty paintjobs as far as I can tell.

apparently someone got a hold of the shell and there's no headphone jack

RIP

Xiaomi fell for the Apple meme

I don't think this one is bootleg though. Its a prize figure anyway

They're cheap to begin with

There are a couple of new bootleg overwatch figures out, and I wanna try one

The Overwatch ones have been posted before

there's some even better ones found on Taobao

not even bootlegs but just fully chink designed and made

well ye in this case they aren't even bootleg

I bought two when they first appeared

http://imgur.com/gallery/ltH5N

https://world.taobao.com/item/541105644421.htm?id=541105644421&scm=1007.12006.46753.i543189767246&pvid=25f33626-d857-432c-a51f-c8683b3b30b1

http://boards.4chan.org/toy/thread/6218592

https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=540247645097&toSite=main

tbh even if Blizzard makes their own versions it'll be more expensive

and be equivalent quality

because of cost cutting

I think its neat that they're making their own unlicensed figures

http://i.4cdn.org/toy/1489626202466.jpg

tfw too messy to keep animu figs

do you think he did it for the meme?

>http://www.vkvan.com/buser/toDetail/2005/19640.shtml
>如果收到就坏了，为什么还要安装上去？只有两种可能，一是图片中损坏的产品不是我们的产品， 二是他自己安装的时候弄坏了。Matan Waisman -- Hakanaim 21/6 A Arad, south, Israel
>If it was broken when received, why still install it? Only two possibilties, one is that they're not our goods, second is that when they installed it, they broke it

Jew being jew or chink being chink? 🤔

we will never know

is it ok to post my cat in ali cat clothes to the /g/ thread when they arrive?

yes

@Mako I was thinking if I can get a chink multimeter with relatively decent accuracy and with a fuse in it so I don't fuck it up on accident, something in 70-80 bux range

yay

i would like to contribute but i only really use ali for /cgl/ things

one day i'll make a /g/ and /cgl/ order

inb4 i give my cats cancer with chink clothes

@Mega Milky 2019 are you grill?

it would the confirmed 2nd grill in the channel

holy shit what is going on

an australian girl, she was in the voice channel

>be american highschooler
>get bullied because I'm weird and like animu
>come to school with gun
>???
>profit

Tell me tales of the average white male american in highschool

>REEEEE normies get out

Where

Is that anon who says they're gonna plant 20 seeds around the neighbourhood really you?

🤔

?

Look at the last csg thread

There's some anon saying he's going to plant seeds everywhere because his parents won't let him

Just check the news for highschool shootings and you'll confirm

and another who wants to plant kudza and moss

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/59809627#p59821544

kek

someone gonna plant weed?

RIP https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/59809627#p59819578

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/59809627#p59821544 RIP local ecosystems

>incert a plague in the ecosystem
>At the same time open a business especially to get rid off the says place
>Profit

Why not try

People are already fucking up the planet for profit

Exploit it too

weed smells good tho

lol

interesting

Outsider is this yours or the other mint anon's? https://i.4cdn.org/g/1491838910238.jpg

??

It's in the thread

latest post

Someone's shitposting his pics pretending to be him

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Who did you trigger so badly

kek

you have to do at least on timestamped trip picture to establish identity

Yo, im new to the server, whats happenin

inb4 we start seeing kudza growth updates

"Thanks to my Asian aromatic mint plant my room smells fresh and pleasing rather than smelling like semen!" you wrote this not 15 mins ago

somebody really took a liking to you

!0u7s1D3R

not timestamped brat

Any good seed stores that have hardwood tree seeds? Maybe I should juts nab local ones in autumn, it's free and I'll know what it is..

are you actually gonna try plant a chink tree?

🤔

Yes, indoors in a pot

well someone has to try it, I guess

I'm not spending fify cents on seeds without knowing I'll get something that'll actually grow

grow a bonsai

for chink science

thats not how you post with a tripcode, but oh well. Your archenemy already has responded

he is in here, watching your every move

@0utsider#0285 https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/59822599#p59826964

Set an actual name and tripcode

or they can just post your pics

idk how you set tripcodes because I'm not a tripfag but you need to set an actual trip and post a pic with it

I thought the secret part was not the actual trip

The only interesting lumber hardwood tree that'd grow as far north as I am in the world is walnut - but why would I buy walnuts for $51 / piece on aliexpress when I can steal them from a public park?

so if that is your post, who posted your picture then before that? oh god this is too good

you triggered someone really autistic

thanks for the entertainment, whoever that was, and I know you re reading here right now.

sadly, no, i was banned until yesterday

csg was a mistake

all of them

Enjoy your place on iver's hate list

up there with RegularOP and comfy

the chinese shopping autist

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/59822599#p59827230

He's in the thread this very moment apparently

you only dislike comfy because he didnt want to play chess with you

@0utsider you gotta fight back. he called you a pedophile

4chan bans are easily undone as opposed to here, and you shitpost off-topic here as well

there is no logic in that

go and fight for your autism

btw. cute stoner death scream

just reboot your router and change your IP

he is goat

herbie's my boi

My ebay account was hacked by a ukrainian

>neckbeard pedos
Ivar is back confirmed

How long have you been here

Ivar is the guy who autistically shitposts about regOP "not buying chink shit"

someone asked him to post a screenshot of his order history so he did

then some anons went to check the order history of everything he bought and found some norwegian dude called ivar

wew someone bought a chink safety razor

a chink one huh

wicked_edge redpilled me on these

better to spend 20 good boy points on a non-chink one, seeing they're meant to last a lifetime

I should really think about getting one

electric razors don't work for me at all

so I'm using disposables

Muhle R89 and Edwin Jagger DE89 are good budget options

both are basically the same razor with different handles

Gilette Silver Blues in 100 packs from eBay are great, real smooth

Astra burns my skin for some reason

I have light hair and that makes my facial hairs be light or dark at random which looks horrible so I shave clean every time

funnily enough

the only razors that give me razor burn

are electric razors

Tfw chink who gets 5'o clock shadow within 8 hours or so

doesn't sound too good for the skin 🤔

sounds like it's just gonna cause irritation

I remember white girls falling hard for chink "mole removal" solutions that are pretty much proven to be carcinogenic

wouldn't put chink anything on my face

Are there any good europoor affordable ceramic teapots out like this one out there? Found one on ali for £13 but I'm poor http://www.teavivre.com/media/wysiwyg/porcelain_ceramic_peony_teapot_dimension.jpg

*tea*

I'm using my yixing for taiwanese oolong so I still need another for other teas

ceramic doesn't absorb the flavour like clay does

nigger what are you on about

nobody puts brewing teapots

on the stove

You can buy some chink rogaine to apply to your face for a beard

^^

I think, saw something on Ali

these teapots are for brewing loose leaf in

is putting kettles and pots on the stove an american thing

obviously you heat the water in a kettle

I hope Ether value goes up soon so I can use my mining bux for tea autism

I have about £30 in ETH so far