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2017-04-04 19:05:53 UTC

is this a scam?

2017-04-04 19:16:51 UTC

does anyone have some spare gaybest promo codes?

2017-04-04 19:19:52 UTC

nvm, I guess they dont work

2017-04-04 19:27:48 UTC

Breaking news: Russian Hackers have MILLIONS of Americans fridge contents due to MAJOR HACK

2017-04-04 19:28:38 UTC

Why would you get a "smart" anything that's not proximity-based?

2017-04-04 19:29:17 UTC

why would a fridge need a smart?

2017-04-04 19:30:44 UTC

Because idiotic people seek smart technologies, that gets them nowhere.

2017-04-04 19:31:08 UTC

Americans are terrified that their fridges are not only thinner, but also smarter than them.

2017-04-04 19:31:16 UTC

cant wait til a bunch of cars end up hacked

2017-04-04 19:31:32 UTC

That can already be done today.

2017-04-04 19:31:46 UTC

hasnt yet

2017-04-04 19:31:50 UTC

though i wont be surprised

2017-04-04 19:31:53 UTC

Hacking brakes, accelerators and shit like that.

2017-04-04 19:32:02 UTC

It has been demonstrated at DefCon

2017-04-04 19:32:26 UTC

that would be nice to hack WOT

2017-04-04 19:32:42 UTC

there gonna be lotsa more (((accidents))) killing people with certain kind of compromising info

2017-04-04 19:33:07 UTC

sometime manuel driving will be outlawed

2017-04-04 19:33:11 UTC

yea

2017-04-04 19:33:17 UTC

it wont

2017-04-04 19:33:30 UTC

not for a long while

2017-04-04 19:33:34 UTC

In Finland the ministry of transportation already suggested mandatory GPS tracking to all cars

2017-04-04 19:33:39 UTC

it was very close to passing

2017-04-04 19:33:49 UTC

manual is necessary for offroading in a lot of circumstances

2017-04-04 19:34:11 UTC

mnauel is way easier to use than automatic

2017-04-04 19:34:34 UTC

might aswell kill myself if gps or other chips get embedded into all humans.

2017-04-04 19:34:59 UTC

just go rogueee

2017-04-04 19:35:08 UTC

live underground like in that movie

2017-04-04 19:35:31 UTC

We should move to offtopic, because this is hella off-topic.

2017-04-04 19:50:30 UTC

@s3bbe anything bigger than 5" is considered a phablet by chink retailers, its safe to ignore that

2017-04-04 19:52:08 UTC

Only xiaomeme phones worth paying attention to are the snapdragon versions

2017-04-04 19:55:46 UTC

>tfw no samsung galaxy S8

2017-04-04 20:03:56 UTC

3000mAh

2017-04-04 20:03:58 UTC

wew lad

2017-04-04 20:04:19 UTC

and its a 5.8" phone

2017-04-04 20:04:37 UTC

doubt that will last much longer than a day when fully charged

2017-04-04 20:05:11 UTC

and the S8+ 3500mAh

2017-04-04 20:05:17 UTC

seriously Samsung?

2017-04-04 20:05:41 UTC

samsung is avoiding increasing their battery

2017-04-04 20:05:43 UTC

after the note 7

2017-04-04 20:06:18 UTC

the sad thing is that other than china phones 3000 mAh is normal

2017-04-04 20:06:24 UTC

for most phones

2017-04-04 20:06:46 UTC

for a phone that size (6.2") it needs a bit more than just 3500mAh though

2017-04-04 20:09:29 UTC

yeah it exploded in their faces

2017-04-04 20:09:35 UTC

they arent gonna try that again

2017-04-04 20:17:05 UTC

Even that was 3500mAh

2017-04-04 20:17:18 UTC

poor manufacturing fucked them up

2017-04-04 20:17:33 UTC

the factory making their Note 7 batteries went up in flames too

2017-04-04 20:31:20 UTC

pulled the trigger on miband 2 from gearbest, are they basically like aliexpress with their shipping? I ordered a shit ton of stuff from ali with china air mail/free shipping and so far everything arrived

2017-04-04 20:31:33 UTC

I live in Poland btw

2017-04-04 20:33:06 UTC

Chécz, goybest doesn't have fakes, takes paypal and does have a warehouse in EU if you want things quicker than 3 weeks

2017-04-04 20:33:21 UTC

Other than that it's quite similar

2017-04-04 20:34:19 UTC

I don't mind waiting if it costs less, yeah I used paypal so my ass is covered anyway

2017-04-04 20:34:22 UTC

thanks

2017-04-04 20:35:08 UTC

What's the right spelling btw?

2017-04-04 20:35:17 UTC

@crh nearly all of my gearbest shit got pulled by customs as opposed to ali orders. not that this would concern you being a pole

2017-04-04 20:35:52 UTC

you mean you had to pay fees?

2017-04-04 20:36:00 UTC

only 1 time

2017-04-04 20:36:11 UTC

but I had to go to customs office and unwrap it

2017-04-04 20:36:15 UTC

I've never had fees with goybest

2017-04-04 20:36:23 UTC

they didnt believe the chink invoicep

2017-04-04 20:36:49 UTC

ive never had fees ever

2017-04-04 20:36:52 UTC

even when buying pens from japan lol

2017-04-04 20:37:09 UTC

well

2017-04-04 20:37:13 UTC

fees when buying from asia lol

2017-04-04 20:37:19 UTC

I ordered my first miband2 from some store in germany which had a sale and I had to pay customs but it was shipped via DHL

2017-04-04 20:37:38 UTC

I wouldn't like history repeating

2017-04-04 20:37:46 UTC

customs inside EU?

2017-04-04 20:37:53 UTC

i thought it is only outside

2017-04-04 20:38:00 UTC

poland is fucking 3rd world

2017-04-04 20:38:59 UTC

well, good luck then to go undetected. and if they pull it, hopefully they believe the chinky invoice. Gearbest always gives a fake amount

2017-04-04 20:39:51 UTC

I basically have to pay customs because the value of a certain item is higher in PL than country shipped from

2017-04-04 20:40:19 UTC

since it was shipped via dhl they probably put the full value

2017-04-04 20:40:51 UTC

but ye ali always gives some low value

2017-04-04 20:41:28 UTC

the best way to avoid customs is to have the seller mark the package as gift

2017-04-04 20:41:52 UTC

when in doubt, just bring a wyborowa to the customs office

2017-04-04 20:42:10 UTC

:D

2017-04-04 20:42:18 UTC

wyborowa is delicious

2017-04-04 20:44:09 UTC

Tfw can't buy kabanoss on alibaba

2017-04-04 20:47:51 UTC

tfw still no chink phone in the mail

2017-04-04 20:47:57 UTC

i fear for worsts

2017-04-04 20:48:40 UTC

I'm waiting for a chink tablet

2017-04-04 20:48:57 UTC

is it meme tablet

2017-04-04 20:49:00 UTC

it's still a few days but i know that feel

2017-04-04 20:49:08 UTC

teclast x80 pro

2017-04-04 20:49:47 UTC

which tablet is the meme tablet?

2017-04-04 20:49:58 UTC

the did i fuck up by buyinhg this

2017-04-04 20:50:12 UTC

oh THAT guy

2017-04-04 20:50:18 UTC

yea he did

2017-04-04 20:50:34 UTC

did i fuck up by buying a ht 17 phone

2017-04-04 20:51:40 UTC

ive never liked touchwiz

2017-04-04 20:51:49 UTC

pixel launcher is good

2017-04-04 20:51:58 UTC

kinda

2017-04-04 20:52:04 UTC

enjoy your no roms

2017-04-04 20:52:09 UTC

Hi

2017-04-04 20:52:26 UTC

Can someone reccomend a chink motherboard

2017-04-04 20:52:45 UTC

Mine is dead

2017-04-04 20:53:08 UTC

Because I have next to nothing

2017-04-04 20:53:19 UTC

buying pc components from chinks is neither cheap nor safe

2017-04-04 20:53:29 UTC

Well what do i do

2017-04-04 20:53:39 UTC

Buy used

2017-04-04 20:54:01 UTC

Already planning on getting a used FX6300

2017-04-04 20:54:07 UTC

🤔

2017-04-04 20:54:33 UTC

But I lost 10 bux, So its prob going to be a really tight week

2017-04-04 20:55:05 UTC

I can get a similar price locally on this mobo

2017-04-04 20:55:36 UTC

It is better to buy that stuff locally

2017-04-04 20:55:40 UTC

have it shipped in 3 days, with warranty

2017-04-04 20:55:46 UTC

even 2nd hand

2017-04-04 20:55:52 UTC

yes

2017-04-04 20:56:02 UTC

anything better than chink in that department

2017-04-04 20:56:08 UTC

I'd rather buy used than trust chinks with my pc

2017-04-04 20:56:09 UTC

chink is all about experimenting.

2017-04-04 20:56:11 UTC

Lmao all motherboards with that socket are <30

2017-04-04 20:56:14 UTC

Someone make a computer out of 100% chink parts

2017-04-04 20:56:22 UTC

what one @crh

2017-04-04 20:56:37 UTC

the P8P67

2017-04-04 20:56:57 UTC

Nice

2017-04-04 20:57:15 UTC

I got my current one secondhand, Died in 3 weeks

2017-04-04 20:57:22 UTC

>Reliable salesman

2017-04-04 20:57:24 UTC

tough luck

2017-04-04 20:57:47 UTC

Btw I love that spurdo on your profile pic

2017-04-04 20:58:01 UTC

benis :DDDD

2017-04-04 20:58:14 UTC

Anyways, Should I just scrap the thing or try getting repairs

2017-04-04 20:58:16 UTC

my buddy fried his P67 somehow, and we found a Z68 gigabyte for like $40

2017-04-04 20:58:28 UTC

Thats great

2017-04-04 20:58:38 UTC

Too bad i'm not 'murican

2017-04-04 20:58:40 UTC

thanks, obese spurdo is my spirit animal

2017-04-04 20:58:46 UTC

Neither am I

2017-04-04 20:59:05 UTC

Adding insult to injury, My chinkboard arrived the day it died

2017-04-04 20:59:14 UTC

kek

2017-04-04 20:59:25 UTC

Would polacks be considered spurdos

2017-04-04 20:59:33 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-04-04 20:59:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/298924670886084619/IMG-20170404-WA0012.jpg

2017-04-04 20:59:59 UTC

not really, more like cockroaches

2017-04-04 21:00:08 UTC

Reeee

2017-04-04 21:00:24 UTC

thank god im half dutch though :^)))

2017-04-04 21:00:31 UTC

>half

2017-04-04 21:00:49 UTC

half dutch half human?

2017-04-04 21:00:50 UTC

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2017-04-04 21:00:52 UTC

Play with the cards you have big boys

2017-04-04 21:00:56 UTC

>Human

2017-04-04 21:01:11 UTC

No i'm half cockroach

2017-04-04 21:01:19 UTC

Non-whites arent humans

2017-04-04 21:01:37 UTC

being half white is like being non-white

2017-04-04 21:01:52 UTC

Thats true

2017-04-04 21:01:53 UTC

did you just assume their race based on the color of their skin?

2017-04-04 21:01:58 UTC

i rest my case

2017-04-04 21:02:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/298925237381234688/IMG-20170404-WA0002.jpeg

2017-04-04 21:02:29 UTC

do you have parkinsons

2017-04-04 21:02:33 UTC

A bit ricy, But its nice to use

2017-04-04 21:02:38 UTC

No

2017-04-04 21:03:05 UTC

@0utsider what phone?

2017-04-04 21:03:25 UTC

>tfw nonmechs have RGB now

2017-04-04 21:03:38 UTC

The one in the picture

2017-04-04 21:03:46 UTC

@crh Its a mechanical one

2017-04-04 21:03:55 UTC

it is?

2017-04-04 21:03:59 UTC

@0utsider Global? 4x?

2017-04-04 21:04:11 UTC

Uhuh

2017-04-04 21:04:11 UTC

I thought it's one of these rubberdome mechs

2017-04-04 21:04:18 UTC

OH GOD NO

2017-04-04 21:04:27 UTC

hell yeah

2017-04-04 21:04:39 UTC

It has switches that look like cherry mx ones. but start with a g

2017-04-04 21:04:51 UTC

I based my assumption on the longer spacebar and alt keys

2017-04-04 21:04:56 UTC

gateron

2017-04-04 21:04:59 UTC

or gaote

2017-04-04 21:05:08 UTC

I think so, idk exactly

2017-04-04 21:05:42 UTC

But its nice to type with, But the fact that it doesnt have like a wristpad or something

2017-04-04 21:05:50 UTC

Is just. UGH

2017-04-04 21:06:23 UTC

Actually, Not really. But I'm not stealthing.

2017-04-04 21:06:30 UTC

Dont go for em

2017-04-04 21:06:39 UTC

Also same

2017-04-04 21:06:48 UTC

Except i dont live w my mummy

2017-04-04 21:07:08 UTC

Definetly not

2017-04-04 21:07:18 UTC

i'm working a night time job and uni

2017-04-04 21:07:42 UTC

And rn i have like $20 spending money

2017-04-04 21:07:50 UTC

BEING DUTCH SUCKD

2017-04-04 21:07:54 UTC

SUCKS

2017-04-04 21:08:18 UTC

A foreigner gets like more than I earn

2017-04-04 21:08:47 UTC

at least you have weed on like every fucking corner

2017-04-04 21:08:50 UTC

Belgische frieten arent that good

2017-04-04 21:09:05 UTC

Its like €2,00 per gram

2017-04-04 21:09:17 UTC

holy FUCK that's cheap

2017-04-04 21:09:18 UTC

Oh mcd frieten are p decent

2017-04-04 21:09:31 UTC

I pay $10 per g

2017-04-04 21:09:34 UTC

Uhuh. Only my girlfriend smokes weed

2017-04-04 21:09:38 UTC

HOLY KEKAROO

2017-04-04 21:10:01 UTC

We made one from a bottle like 2 months ago

2017-04-04 21:10:05 UTC

just drill an apple

2017-04-04 21:10:07 UTC

it works

2017-04-04 21:10:07 UTC

:D

2017-04-04 21:10:17 UTC

Apple-drilling is a meme

2017-04-04 21:10:35 UTC

you can smoke weed out of anything

2017-04-04 21:10:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/298927377495490563/received_1385294148212014.jpeg

2017-04-04 21:10:43 UTC

it's been scientifically proven

2017-04-04 21:11:00 UTC

Probs just a placebo effect

2017-04-04 21:11:01 UTC

can yhou take this garbage to offtopic please

2017-04-04 21:11:06 UTC

just chow down on it like the animal you are

2017-04-04 21:11:07 UTC

whos that qt

2017-04-04 21:11:15 UTC

My girlfriend

2017-04-04 21:11:35 UTC

She loaned me rent for like the past 2 months lmao

2017-04-04 21:11:38 UTC

>tfw country with illegal weed >tfw hard to find smoking gril

2017-04-04 21:11:57 UTC

No, But i dont know if customs is fucking you

2017-04-04 21:12:04 UTC

Chinese customs, At least

2017-04-04 21:12:15 UTC

I dont think so

2017-04-04 21:12:16 UTC

yea

2017-04-04 21:12:25 UTC

its not illegal to buy a bong

2017-04-04 21:12:33 UTC

or anything for that matter

2017-04-04 21:12:45 UTC

@crh to compendate for that we have shitskin arabs with a >80 IQ

2017-04-04 21:12:52 UTC

Really?

2017-04-04 21:13:01 UTC

really

2017-04-04 21:13:24 UTC

Wew

2017-04-04 21:13:34 UTC

heh, that's what you get for living in a rich-er country

2017-04-04 21:13:52 UTC

once I tried making a bong out of a mcdonalds menu

2017-04-04 21:14:02 UTC

shit was cash

2017-04-04 21:14:23 UTC

@crh Troo

2017-04-04 21:14:26 UTC

you mean you ordered the whole menu

2017-04-04 21:14:42 UTC

and tried to build a bong out of mcnuggets?

2017-04-04 21:14:48 UTC

if I read this I feel ashamed to have ever smoked the tiniest bit. In China, you would rod in jail until you are ready to voluntarily go to Education Camp to become a valuable citizen of the grand nation.

2017-04-04 21:14:50 UTC

Yes

2017-04-04 21:15:15 UTC

Not mcnuggets tho

2017-04-04 21:15:22 UTC

Cheesebuggas

2017-04-04 21:15:44 UTC

Herbal cigarettes are good man

2017-04-04 21:16:44 UTC

by the way is the chink weed guy here

2017-04-04 21:17:10 UTC

I'm curious if it's really weed

2017-04-04 21:17:25 UTC

I mean buying seeds is not illegal even in PL

2017-04-04 21:17:36 UTC

Lets make like a priv group or smthing

2017-04-04 21:17:38 UTC

it don't

2017-04-04 21:18:14 UTC

probably

2017-04-04 21:18:16 UTC

Buying seeds isnt legal but you can still be nipped for it

2017-04-04 21:18:36 UTC

There's a huge Hennep plant in Almere

2017-04-04 21:18:58 UTC

somebody would have to prove that you actually planted the seeds and grew it

2017-04-04 21:19:19 UTC

just owning seed(s) is not a felony

2017-04-04 21:19:22 UTC

ya can get dutch seeds

2017-04-04 21:19:55 UTC

But rheyre HQ, and some last a while

2017-04-04 21:20:06 UTC

My dad had a few in the backyard

2017-04-04 21:20:17 UTC

1 plant is like what? 30 g's of fruit?

2017-04-04 21:20:32 UTC

I think so, No clue

2017-04-04 21:20:44 UTC

Lmao I met my first weed-guy on 9gag

2017-04-04 21:20:50 UTC

Also thats disgusting

2017-04-04 21:21:12 UTC

Wanna cringe at my awfull setup

2017-04-04 21:21:50 UTC

sure

2017-04-04 21:23:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/298930600839086080/JPEG_20170404_232257.jpg

2017-04-04 21:23:35 UTC

Its really really bad

2017-04-04 21:23:47 UTC

And my pc dont even work

2017-04-04 21:24:35 UTC

I dont grow them in my room nigger wtf

2017-04-04 21:25:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/298931146602053632/JPEG_20170404_232506.jpg

2017-04-04 21:25:50 UTC

My top 3 GPUS

2017-04-04 21:26:48 UTC

I have a gtx590 hanging on the wall

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