except you don't say it like succ

what did he mean by this

I SAY IT LIKE SUCC

you say it zey you kay

zucc

she zucc z2 pro me

what a meme phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYZ2ML0BhAI

if they made it with the bands i want i might have gotten it

but it's sold out anyway

it just seems like

the epitome of autism

ha

hehehe p1s

i read about this phone some months ago

what soc does it have

i thought it would be U.S only device

but it's actually meant for china

an old ass MT6592

>28nm

hahaha what the fuck

it's TWENTY-SEVENTEEN

moores law has no power here

also 28nm production is pretty much twice as cheap as 14nm

twice as cheap

or half as expensive

sorry

my spelling is horrendous

nothing wrong with a bit of 28nm

it's just old as shit

my 2014 SD801 is 28nm

MUH VISHERA

snapdragon 801 is still pretty decent

it's snappy

it actually is

and doesn#t drain too much battery

tfw 2014 flagships are still good in 2017

that it doesn't slow down

tfw there's no real reason to have over 2 gb of ram in a phone

"""""power users"""""

just my pentest toolkit could such out that 2gb ram if fully utilized first

bloatware is bloatware

as would some other tools too

no matter the OS or CPU

Pepsi Max is GOAT

it will always slowdown your whole machine

thats mostly due the whole thing runs from ram tho

i love pepsi max

because it's not as sweet as flagship colas

but not as nasty tasting as diet colas

what is flagship cola

i consider coca cola shit tier

yeah

those sidebrand cola often taste much better

or turkish ones

flagship cola

is pepsi and coca cola regular

full sugar cola

cola brands which have their cola plants in land mostly have best tasting cola

i made up the term flagship for it

because idk what else to call them

you can call them mainstream jew product leader

im considering a zuk z2 pro but i realise that that would LITERALLY make me a dumb pajeet

have you guys ever wondered why resturants always have water, cola, fanta and sprite on their list?

because they regulate what you should eat

nestle own coca cola

you should bow down to nestle

"hm I think I'll check out what's going on in /csg/ today"
>nestle conspiracies and legos

hmm

Wait a second, Coke is sweet than pepsi where you live @CIA I drink Pepsi Max because it's sweeter than Coke Zero

Nothing different so @Drunk Octopus

i dont like coke zero it tastes like shit

I agree

cuerex. first <#189467888657235970> second.. WTF

but it tastes better than diet coke

which is dirt

defo

tervy

bow down to your cola god

sorry this chat started with the p1s

dont hotpocket me please

7-Up Free is the best one

>observing amerilards and bongs discussing their freedom

shit is cash

I aint no Bong too reee

xD

>americans have intellectual fine dining conversations about cola types

yurop best

bongland is America Lite™

yurop no additional taxes

where u can still get healthcare

just bought shoes 20€ cheaper than inland

bongs speak the best english

the QUEEN'S english

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Cheap-Price-Popular-Drinks-Cola-Sprite_60559528000.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.0dR7pV&s=p

seriously guys <#189467888657235970> is for this shit

>english from england worse than english from america

hmm really made me think

24 cans of Chink cola for 3 dollars, not bad

Only need a minimum order of 2300

who is your favorite british youtuber with hardest british accent?

TotalBiscuit but thats off topic

MAYNSTREEM METEAR

can anyone rec a good camera tripod to buy from a chinksite?

Nah Ashens actually

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/High-Quality-Frozen-Fresh-Frog-Leg_60222306990.html?s=p

kek wont like this

He's being sold to Adult Swim anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7IbbqX6wxA

this my favorite reviewer

Hot Deals: https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Lifan-Motors-Lifan-SUV-China-SUV_60495951960.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.vnYkIp&s=p

1 dollar SUV

ive never ordered from anything that isnt aliexpress

try gearbest

it's excellent

i might try banggood for a phone

maybe

i really appreciate that Banggood absolutely looks like a porn site in my internet history

I really like Geekbuying

>no paypal

how

drunkoctupus, just cover it up by joining goodbang.com

mmm baby u want banggood

i mean normiebook is shit

i zuk u hard

but how do you not have paypal

its so useful

yea

paypal is a condom for ur money

yeah its fucking great

.....

Outsider wtf

the botnet money

hahaha what the fuck

i have a btc wallet actually

but i dont have much in it

im actualy positively suprised https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=&SearchText=pfsense

is all your net worth in bitcoin and gold

that there is this many pfsense stuff in ali

gnu taler is og

whomst hentai

i mean

btc is ebin and all

but a lot of shit

fucking nazimods

epic

get fucked everyone

yeah

gas the discord weed talk now

i wouldn't be able to order from china if it didn't pan out as planned

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Micro-SD-Card-Class-10-16GB-32GB-64GB-128GB-Class-6-4GB-8GB-Memory-Card-Flash/32558160845.html

will i get chinked?

did hotpockets delete the weed talk

well what isnt chink shit

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ayup

@Drunk Octopus weed talk is fine as long as its chink shit, a lot of normal posts got caught in the crossfire while being pruned

Meant to just purge shitposts

nah i gotchu

dont buy chink weed seeds

buy them from a lab

>burning bush

fucking kek

>chink seeds

also if you want to buy chink weed seeds

dont bother

that shit in the thread is mint

you'll get fucking nothing from it

i realise this outsider

but im saying

dont bother

if u want to SMOKE THE WEED

with chink seeds

don't bother with chink seeds, you're begging to get chinked

there really are just some things you shouldn't get chink style

where u live

unlikely to happen with chinks

photoshopped pictures of crazy coloured flowers that don't exist

if you grow hemp in the garden

people will think that it's weed

and call the police

so you'll be hiding a plant you cant even get high off of

i mean growing hemp in the garden is fucking retarded

exactly

where?

Some guy got real mossballs

did any of you eventually buy those autism spinners

because i kinda want one

There's been a couple of posts and reviews already yeah

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Micro-SD-Card-TF-Memory-Card-T-Flash-super-mini-Transflash-4GB-8GB-16GB-32GB-SDHC/32624927578.html

lel 2 euros for 16GB. seems legit

question for ya nerds: what is highest tier of chinkshit HI-TECH equipment you can find from ali

proper space age stuff

Fuck dolls

@Tervy https://www.aliexpress.com/item/copper-laser-engraving-machine-fiber-laser-metal-cutting-machine/32766376243.html

I wish I had enough money to buy that just to see what would happen

jesus christ

they would probly send it to you .. aka IKEA mode

25 grand on chinkshit

how do the logistics for that even work

shipping container

35m/min

http://puu.sh/v2wVi/8c3fd6b705.png

damn that thing cuts

hmmmmmmmm

0.1mm linewidth

thats actualy damn good machine if its really that accurate

someone buy it

it has schneider electronics it and yaskawa motor

damn

While looking for a fancy pancake maker I found this

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-LPG-Gas-Hot-Dog-Penis-Pancake-Maker-Machine-Baker-Iron/32299234625.htm

from that taiwan shit i dont know

but thats some fancypants machine

damn i kind of want one penis pancake machina

damn

i actualy need to show that to my boss

we need this

there .. sent

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HAND-MOVE-cannon-popcorn-machine-old-fashioned-hand-popcorn-puffing-machine-fried-flower-machine-fire-popcorn/32689170216.html

yeah i got a chinkdongle and it was very bad

hoping the one that comes with my anne pro isnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta5jh9VglDw

@Tribit for some reason the link to the penis hotdog machine doesn't work for me

Same.

but it comes up when looking for pancake machines

jsut sort from highest price

and it'll pop up

>samsung galaxy s8+ has a 6.2" screen

i told u

that phone screens were gonna top 6"

i hope u all screencapped it

@CIA Xiaomi Mi Max 2 when

SOON

I guess selfie sticks are mandatory for phones now

I mean

what's the purpose of a shovel

without a handle

i want a mi mix

how the fuck do i signup at alipay

also if you find more whacky kitchen machinas plz send.. my boss love that shit

lol sure

can you buy milling machines on ali

can we not do reactions in this channel?

reminder

what you can't buy on aliexpress

you can almost certainly find on alibaba

weed?

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/MD4532-vertical-milling-machine-taiwan_1523175931.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.AN96iU

there you go

what do you mean by thc