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2017-03-20 12:39:56 UTC

What's a good on screen keyboard for Linux, by the way? I like to use my x230t next to my bed with the screen flipped around, and it's a hassle to pick it up, or try and type upside down.

2017-03-20 12:40:29 UTC

It's cozy as fuck for watching videos, though.

2017-03-20 12:45:14 UTC

@Valkrys thats the joke. but its too funny for me to set her straight. also i dont want to interfere with the only seurity measure she takes bc that might demotivate it

2017-03-20 13:21:12 UTC

yo boys does taobao always charge for shipping?

2017-03-20 13:21:29 UTC

or is it dependant on seller/item

2017-03-20 13:24:03 UTC

netbooks are a meme

2017-03-20 13:24:09 UTC

Just get a regular laptop

2017-03-20 13:24:31 UTC

I scored a second hand laptop on local second hand (stolen) classifieds

2017-03-20 13:24:58 UTC

@HEKTIK you may need a taobao agent

2017-03-20 13:25:05 UTC

like Taobaoring

2017-03-20 13:25:16 UTC

tao ships to australia natively

2017-03-20 13:25:26 UTC

its just a bitch to talk to the seller

2017-03-20 13:26:39 UTC

>tfw I will never be able to buy from toaboa

2017-03-20 13:28:53 UTC

why

2017-03-20 13:29:09 UTC

I live in a little shithole on earth

2017-03-20 13:29:31 UTC

Some sellers ship to non official taobao countries

2017-03-20 13:29:34 UTC

Hows that change anything?

2017-03-20 13:29:44 UTC

You just gotta know a bit of chink

2017-03-20 13:29:51 UTC

i dont know shit

2017-03-20 13:30:08 UTC

even though i live in the chinese capitol of australia

2017-03-20 13:30:14 UTC

gotta pay bigger bucks i would assume

2017-03-20 13:30:34 UTC

There's a local china town here, maybe I should pay them a visit

2017-03-20 13:30:40 UTC

kek

2017-03-20 13:30:53 UTC

I know cantonese and a bit of mandarin, enough of the latter to get the point across

2017-03-20 13:30:59 UTC

but mainly the first

2017-03-20 13:31:20 UTC

i have a chinese friend i could probably ask

2017-03-20 13:32:05 UTC

They sell some pretty nifty stuff at the chinktown

2017-03-20 13:32:18 UTC

But it doesn't beat aliexpress chinkness

2017-03-20 13:34:18 UTC

taobao chinkness is the most authentic chinkness

2017-03-20 13:34:44 UTC

even if you barely know mandarin, it's much easier to get an answer from them using that

2017-03-20 13:35:22 UTC

would googletranslate back and forth work?

2017-03-20 13:35:57 UTC

google translate isnt half bad at chinese compared to some other languages i find

2017-03-20 13:36:04 UTC

though still not great

2017-03-20 13:36:17 UTC

I only really know cantonese, not much mandarin but I basically just GT and double check the translation (there are enough similarities between the two that I know if it makes sense)

2017-03-20 13:36:53 UTC

wut countries are officialโ„ข taobao countries

2017-03-20 13:36:55 UTC

I check dictionaries for the rest

2017-03-20 13:37:49 UTC

nvm

2017-03-20 13:37:50 UTC

USA โ€“ ็พŽๅ›ฝ
Canada โ€“ ๅŠ ๆ‹ฟๅคง
Australia โ€“ ๆพณๅคงๅˆฉไบš
New Zealand โ€“ ๆ–ฐ่ฅฟๅ…ฐ
Singapore โ€“ ๆ–ฐๅŠ ๅก
Malaysia โ€“ ้ฉฌๆฅ่ฅฟไบš
Japan โ€“ ๆ—ฅๆœฌ

2017-03-20 13:38:00 UTC

eurocucks btfo

2017-03-20 13:39:53 UTC

I thought britcucks liked their chink shit

2017-03-20 13:39:57 UTC

tfw

2017-03-20 13:41:19 UTC

But some sellers ship here anyway, it's just more of a pain because you need to message them

2017-03-20 13:43:26 UTC

that feel when excluded

2017-03-20 13:43:34 UTC

wojak.png

2017-03-20 13:44:17 UTC

>that feel when included

2017-03-20 13:44:31 UTC

>ๅ—้ž

2017-03-20 13:44:36 UTC

You don't even notice.

2017-03-20 13:44:37 UTC

where are you

2017-03-20 13:44:47 UTC

Oh Im talking about friends and social life

2017-03-20 13:44:56 UTC

anyway, germany

2017-03-20 13:45:24 UTC

cuckmany

2017-03-20 13:45:37 UTC

Chances are Im richer than you

2017-03-20 13:45:59 UTC

Chances are I'm happier than you

2017-03-20 13:46:07 UTC

considering i'm a broke engineering student

2017-03-20 13:46:09 UTC

Where do you live?

2017-03-20 13:46:17 UTC

south africa

2017-03-20 13:46:20 UTC

Chances are i'm doing more meth than you

2017-03-20 13:46:48 UTC

chances are im not gay<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-03-20 13:46:59 UTC

But im not gay!!11 I am bisexual

2017-03-20 13:47:04 UTC

That offends me so much

2017-03-20 13:47:12 UTC

oh dude im so sorry for the misunderstanding

2017-03-20 13:47:27 UTC

Nigerian Student Uses Magnets To 'Prove' Gay Marriage Is Wrong | The Huffington Post
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/nigerian-student-gay-marriage_n_3934518.html

2017-03-20 13:47:38 UTC

>huffingtonpost

2017-03-20 13:47:40 UTC

MAGNETS

2017-03-20 13:47:41 UTC

Fake News

2017-03-20 13:47:47 UTC

Magnets tho

2017-03-20 13:47:50 UTC

I dont get why @Archy Would be happy about having 90% less partners at his selection

2017-03-20 13:48:09 UTC

I don't like getting my shit kicked in

2017-03-20 13:48:59 UTC

Thats where the first world comes in

2017-03-20 13:49:19 UTC

>tfw you go to a local tech store and you see the mi band 1 costs $30

2017-03-20 13:50:02 UTC

293380115063111685

2017-03-20 13:50:34 UTC

Looks like you need to count steps yourself

2017-03-20 13:50:49 UTC

I'm just cycling till failure

2017-03-20 13:50:56 UTC

I'ts like that saying

2017-03-20 13:51:05 UTC

Don't count them chickens before they hatch

2017-03-20 13:52:17 UTC

Dont you like eggs in your mouth?

2017-03-20 13:52:32 UTC

Not the eggs you're talking about

2017-03-20 13:52:50 UTC

chicken eggs

2017-03-20 13:53:00 UTC

>faggot confirmed hue

2017-03-20 13:53:15 UTC

I'm a fan of scrambled eggs

2017-03-20 13:53:59 UTC

Extreme cock and ball torture I see

2017-03-20 13:54:46 UTC

What do you think of sexual cannibalism

2017-03-20 13:54:54 UTC

I dont know the concept of that

2017-03-20 13:55:03 UTC

google is your friend

2017-03-20 13:55:10 UTC

plus common sense

2017-03-20 13:55:16 UTC

like hard vore?

2017-03-20 13:55:17 UTC

man why do sellers never put weight on their pages

2017-03-20 13:55:21 UTC

fuckin annoying

2017-03-20 13:55:25 UTC

I dont fuck spiders

2017-03-20 13:55:34 UTC

not just spiders

2017-03-20 13:55:38 UTC

Spiderfurs

2017-03-20 13:55:45 UTC

I wish I could fuck spiders

2017-03-20 13:56:04 UTC

>tfw no qt 3.14 spider gf

2017-03-20 13:56:10 UTC

life is suffering

2017-03-20 13:56:20 UTC

why even life

2017-03-20 13:56:23 UTC

Tfw sellers never answer questions about weight

2017-03-20 13:56:30 UTC

delet life

2017-03-20 13:56:44 UTC

tfw saying anything about weight makes your an oppressor

2017-03-20 13:57:30 UTC

Are there added charges by weight where you live?

2017-03-20 13:57:32 UTC

่ซ‹ๅ•ไฝ ๆœ‰ๅคš้‡๏ผŒๅฐๅง๏ผŸ

2017-03-20 13:57:51 UTC

if youre paying for shipping it is important

2017-03-20 13:58:36 UTC

A few years ago they used to bring girls into this one residence and write her weight on permanent marker on her forehead

2017-03-20 13:58:49 UTC

with

2017-03-20 13:58:49 UTC

Lmao

2017-03-20 13:58:53 UTC

what lol

2017-03-20 13:58:56 UTC

but it soon stopped

2017-03-20 13:59:03 UTC

because muh feelings

2017-03-20 13:59:12 UTC

it was like university banter stuff

2017-03-20 14:02:16 UTC

If you're interested about the protests that happened last year at my university just jewtube "University protests 2015 south africa"

2017-03-20 14:02:26 UTC

2015/2016

2017-03-20 14:02:44 UTC

Police shooting students with rubber bullets

2017-03-20 14:02:50 UTC

too much kek

2017-03-20 14:03:07 UTC

And I;m just in my room comfy while people getting shot outside my window

2017-03-20 14:03:09 UTC

top kek

2017-03-20 14:05:10 UTC

tfw /csg/ is stealing /a/ memes

2017-03-20 14:09:14 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-03-20 14:14:11 UTC

why was there a hemp plant show off? can you order seeds from china or just because of LEDs?

2017-03-20 14:14:53 UTC

why would you order weedseeds from china

2017-03-20 14:15:33 UTC

>growing Chinese โ€œweedโ€

2017-03-20 14:16:04 UTC

buy from a nice reputable lab

2017-03-20 14:16:12 UTC

one based in the netherlands

2017-03-20 14:16:25 UTC

where deadbeat stoners spend all their time breeding weed

2017-03-20 14:16:43 UTC

sounds lewd

2017-03-20 14:26:04 UTC

Couldnt believe it when I went to log into goybest

2017-03-20 14:27:28 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/293390090225582080/goy.png

2017-03-20 14:55:57 UTC

gaybeast knows

2017-03-20 14:59:08 UTC

What is love

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/293398058887282688/WhatisLOVE.png

2017-03-20 14:59:44 UTC

thomann wants the fug

2017-03-20 15:05:08 UTC

Superlux 681 vs 668 go

2017-03-20 15:06:18 UTC

Got a microphon arm, isolation foam, external usb soundcard with phantom power on the way

2017-03-20 15:13:33 UTC

i bought HD681 EVO from thomann, they re alright. plastic feels a little chinky

2017-03-20 15:17:16 UTC

if the seller doesnt ship my order out and it's cancelled, how long does it take for me to get the money back?

2017-03-20 15:17:23 UTC

or does it basically vary from chink to chink

2017-03-20 15:23:15 UTC

Is it aliexpress?

2017-03-20 15:23:22 UTC

yeah

2017-03-20 15:23:23 UTC

If so, give it a week

2017-03-20 15:23:30 UTC

aight thx man

2017-03-20 15:23:50 UTC

That's usually how long it takes for the money to appear back in my bank account

2017-03-20 15:29:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/293405619539542016/Screenshot_20170320-152852.png

2017-03-20 15:29:12 UTC

Chinks being specific

2017-03-20 17:59:44 UTC

I think I'm addicted to buying shit from china

2017-03-20 18:00:12 UTC

I don't even mind

2017-03-20 18:02:32 UTC

yep

2017-03-20 18:04:09 UTC

Question, will I eventually show up on some radar for getting 3 packages with cheap stuff from china a week?

2017-03-20 18:04:33 UTC

This hobby still costs less then most.

2017-03-20 18:04:44 UTC

its liek, really cheap

2017-03-20 18:10:01 UTC

no

2017-03-20 18:10:45 UTC

ive had purchases arrive back to back all the time

2017-03-20 18:10:50 UTC

not so much anymore though

2017-03-20 18:11:12 UTC

eventually you can't fill the void in your existance with chink shit

2017-03-20 18:13:34 UTC

hmm....

2017-03-20 18:13:58 UTC

So you're saying I'll stop browing ali-express for 2 hours a day eventually?

2017-03-20 18:14:16 UTC

i mean i made the infographic so i havent really stopped doing that

2017-03-20 18:37:29 UTC

It's still probably better than plastic crack

2017-03-20 18:39:29 UTC

@kalium.host Just buying consumer stuff?

2017-03-20 18:51:00 UTC

All electronics.

2017-03-20 18:51:08 UTC

Who buys consumer stuff?

2017-03-20 18:56:07 UTC

>Only 2 hours

2017-03-20 18:56:09 UTC

heheheheheh

2017-03-20 18:56:21 UTC

Yeah, I don't browse ali nearly as much as I used to.

2017-03-20 19:07:27 UTC

Comsumer stuff is for normies.

2017-03-20 19:11:26 UTC

anyone bought drawing tablet from chinks?

2017-03-20 19:24:05 UTC

Anyone else here just buying random electric parts intend on doing projects with them but only doing stuff with maybe 1/4th of them?

2017-03-20 19:24:15 UTC

I'll dump them at the local hackerspace if they pile up.

2017-03-20 19:27:16 UTC

real pro chinkshitters buy all their consumer goods from aliexpress

2017-03-20 19:28:46 UTC

dude

2017-03-20 19:29:01 UTC

XD

2017-03-20 19:29:02 UTC

tape, scissors, glue, pens, tea, trash bags, washing cloth, glasses, hearing protection, plastic bags, plastic plates

2017-03-20 19:29:13 UTC

just to recall some of my latest purchases

2017-03-20 19:29:17 UTC

oh I need new trash bags

2017-03-20 19:29:21 UTC

50 liter ones iirc

2017-03-20 19:29:26 UTC

might as well...

2017-03-20 19:30:17 UTC

these ones are great

2017-03-20 19:31:26 UTC

You buy all your consumer goods from china?

2017-03-20 19:31:36 UTC

*this is the kinda weird I could get into*

2017-03-20 19:31:46 UTC

thanks for the link ๐Ÿ˜„

2017-03-20 19:31:54 UTC

everything I can

2017-03-20 19:32:18 UTC

incense is another great buy

2017-03-20 19:32:35 UTC

magnets

2017-03-20 19:32:55 UTC

I get incense for free too often.

2017-03-20 19:32:59 UTC

Don't ever use it.

2017-03-20 19:33:02 UTC

magnets!

2017-03-20 19:33:03 UTC

yes

2017-03-20 19:33:04 UTC

god yes

2017-03-20 19:33:06 UTC

I need more of those.

2017-03-20 19:33:12 UTC

thermometers

2017-03-20 19:35:52 UTC

hammock, candle wicks, fire starters, towels, glitter, essential oils, flags, stickers

2017-03-20 19:35:57 UTC

okay enough for now

2017-03-20 19:36:03 UTC

now go and buy buy buy!

2017-03-20 19:36:32 UTC

does chinese sell strong magnetic bars

2017-03-20 19:36:52 UTC

strong enough to split your dick in two

2017-03-20 19:36:54 UTC

think kitchen knife holder but stronger

2017-03-20 19:37:23 UTC

id love to embed such inside foodblock and attach said woodblock to my kitchen

2017-03-20 19:38:06 UTC

yeah kinda, they sell small magnets

2017-03-20 19:38:27 UTC

but if you want to make knife holder, just glue a bunch of em into wall

2017-03-20 19:38:38 UTC

now that I mention, I am going to do just that!

2017-03-20 19:39:24 UTC

yeah kinda, they sell small magnets
but if you want to make knife holder, just glue a bunch of em into wall
now that I mention, I am going to do just that!

2017-03-20 19:39:41 UTC

did you get my message?

2017-03-20 19:39:47 UTC

servers seem down

2017-03-20 19:41:20 UTC

yeah kinda, they sell small magnets
but if you want to make knife holder, just glue a bunch of em into wall
now that I mention, I am going to do just that!

2017-03-20 20:12:39 UTC

Good idea

2017-03-20 20:14:37 UTC

How are those selfie drones?

2017-03-20 20:17:08 UTC

expensive

2017-03-20 20:18:13 UTC

:/

2017-03-20 20:21:36 UTC

wait a second

2017-03-20 20:21:37 UTC

...

2017-03-20 20:21:40 UTC

my time is worth...

2017-03-20 20:21:46 UTC

20 euros an hour.

2017-03-20 20:22:03 UTC

oh god no life is horrible.

2017-03-20 20:23:44 UTC

dont have to think about all the cash I would have earned if I was working instead of browsing chink shit

2017-03-20 20:32:30 UTC

tfw all i do with my sanrenmu 7010 is cut myself ๐ŸŒง

2017-03-20 20:32:38 UTC

tfw all i do with my sanrenmu 7010 is cut myself ๐ŸŒง

2017-03-20 21:03:21 UTC

what about chin clothes?

2017-03-20 21:03:33 UTC

fuck, I'm actually wearing celvin klein now.

2017-03-20 21:03:36 UTC

liek

2017-03-20 21:03:39 UTC

wtf is wrong with me

2017-03-20 21:03:49 UTC

I'm some poser damn it

2017-03-20 21:03:56 UTC

_keeps on browsing ali express_

2017-03-20 21:04:34 UTC

actually I really enjoy this

2017-03-20 21:04:37 UTC

kinda like...

2017-03-20 21:04:39 UTC

browsing wikipedia

2017-03-20 21:04:45 UTC

celvin klein is the chink brand?

2017-03-20 21:04:50 UTC

no

2017-03-20 21:04:56 UTC

would be cool

2017-03-20 21:05:02 UTC

I'ma check some chick brand out

2017-03-20 21:05:09 UTC

dont buy chink clothes except for replicas or fun stuff

2017-03-20 21:05:19 UTC

oh

2017-03-20 21:05:24 UTC

cause tiny?

2017-03-20 21:05:28 UTC

poor quality, small sizes

2017-03-20 21:06:05 UTC

;-;

2017-03-20 21:06:17 UTC

i bought a fake gucci cap in XL and it barely fits me (but then again I have 58cm circumference)

2017-03-20 21:09:20 UTC

Are there any good chink drawing tablets?

2017-03-20 21:11:08 UTC

Probably, sadly I don't know much about those.

2017-03-20 21:11:18 UTC

Hmm... I'd assume no cool wacom tech stuff

2017-03-20 21:11:24 UTC

so you're looking at heavy pens.

2017-03-20 21:11:39 UTC

if you gave us more info maybe we could help

2017-03-20 21:12:01 UTC

I just want to draw something as hobby

2017-03-20 21:12:09 UTC

doesent really need to be ultra professional

2017-03-20 21:13:26 UTC

buy a wacom bamboo?

2017-03-20 21:13:51 UTC

oh wait

2017-03-20 21:13:55 UTC

I will look into it

2017-03-20 21:14:00 UTC

no yes

2017-03-20 21:14:04 UTC

wacom bamboo is cheap af

2017-03-20 21:14:06 UTC

its correct

2017-03-20 21:14:11 UTC

its only 50 euros or something

2017-03-20 21:14:17 UTC

which is cheap for a good drawing tablet

2017-03-20 21:14:21 UTC

and wacom is the leading brand

2017-03-20 21:14:23 UTC

but its not chin.

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