Dildo*

Didlidoo

ree i have to go soon too

https://twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/743709517813166080

>taped to their bodies

Why did they think that would work?

>sellers shipping method

kek

Anyone on?

D delivered

I'm here

👌

I'm also here

But I didn't deliver the D

Good, wait until you're older

Wait until you're 30

You don't want to miss out on those crazy magic skills

Wizardry here I come

Women age you prematurely and are never happy, if you can try to become gay

I wish I was

Depends on the woman

That sentence needs another comma

Yeah, it does

I use too many commas so I now use too few

Heil grammar

Had to read it a few times

Anybody used Cakewalk for audio production?

Any good?

Never heard of it

Audacity isn't cutting it

I'll check it out

Holy fuck this is way more complex looking

Medical anons, assemble!

Why the fuck do I have a rash on my dick, why does it hurt and how do I stop it

Cancer

Also >>>/b/

Or maybe aids

probably a fungal infection

just get some cream for it

is it red and splotchy?

>asking about a 12 year old's dick

It's red

What does splotchy mean

?

It has like littoe bumps

red marks

yeah

bumps

it's a fungal infection

Rip

get yourself some antifungal cream

So I'm gonna die?

goes away in a few days

Yay

I got it from fuggin my ex while she had a yeast infection once

it's easy to treat

👌

How does a 12 year old get a fungal infection on his D

?

It can happen from lack of cleanliness, catching it off someone's hands, dampness from sweating

lots of shit man

You fucked an object that was not meant to be fucked

Well I shower every day

So probably sweat

http://www.bupa.co.uk/~/media/Images/HealthManagement/Topics/Ring_worm_427x240.ashx

Cathy, you meab your mum? oooooooo burn

Mean*

http://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/articles/health_tools/fungus_infection_in_the_locker_room_slideshow/princ_rm_photo_of_ringworm_rash.jpg

looks like that right?

Sick burn m8

In a way

Smaller

that's a more severe version from ringworm

you'll have something similar but less severe

Ye

luckily there's tons of that shit over the counter at pharmacies because girls get them every 2 days

not expensive either

Nice

Also

life tips from comfy

Why do people get skin worms?

I got one once

Was fucking nasty

it's not actual worms tho

What is it?

Fungal spores are passed between people through direct skin contact and by sharing objects such as towels, hairbrushes and bedding. Athlete’s foot is commonly spread in gym and swimming pool changing rooms.

Pets, such as dogs and cats, can have ringworm, and you can catch it by stroking them.

fungal spores

it's a fungus on you

not worms

Kk

https://xkcd.com/903/ related

I have athlete's feet so I'm pretty familiar with it kek

have to apply cream all the time

You copied a paragraph though

yeah from NHS

wanted to check all the causes

I know I got mine from sharing towels

happened in high school after gym class, ended up with athlete's foot from using one of the school towels

Kek

Dick rash general

Mine wasn't on my dick, it was down my balls and along my leg

so it looked even worse

had to gub an antifungal pill and rub cream

I got the skin worm on my balls

You must have some nasty schoolmates

I got sent home from school for a few months because I got horrible cold sores in my ears

really young

it was great

>for a few months

yeah, was the few months before summer

they called my parents and said I couldn't be there with cold sore ears

did all my stuff at home

My ears are really sensitive so if I use headphones for too long I get fucked up ears for a few weeks

Yeah that happens

I haven't had cold sores in a long time, supposed to have the herp for life

but not noticed a breakout

who else /readyfortheweekend/ here?

Me

Definitely

And Wednesday is the last day of school

Not ready

I still need to finish work

Then do some more work tomorrow in another city

Got to go into the office?

Not quite

Work that's unrelated to work

As in

Not related to my job

>cathy the hustler

BITCHES GET IN LINE

you mean a side gig?

I guess you could call it that

Today we visited our teacher and we had a "party"

We ate some food and stuff

Food and stuff

Was "stuff" not food?

And her husband is a programmer and musician

Cheese doodles

I don't count that as food

Well

We got to see his office

And it was really fucking nice

BUT

Is it full of anime figurines?

I looked behind the desk

>people into anime having any success

And guess what was there

oh I'm laffin

DILDO

No it wasn't a dragon dildo

It was

A fucking mess

A huge cable salad

?

And another thing

There was an iPhone charger

Du du duhhhhh

I hope this discord is still around in a year or two

Zombii's anecdotes getting increasingly worrying

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466197570657.webm

like starting off as innocent school stuff like a normal 12 year old then watching him become an edgy teen

Allahu akbar

LMAO didn't see that coming

>normal

*cough*

It's all relative

none of your stories are hellraising 12 year old stories though

they're all pretty normal school events

It's all in your heaad

Yes

That id

Is

Until now

Prepare

For the ultimate experience

you've become a twisted psychopath?

I did not enjoy middle school

Like, really

A twisted fucking cycle path

Why not?

I hated pretty much everyone in my school aside from my group of friends

And my friends also hated everyone else, so we had a mutual understanding for each other

Sounds like a typical school experience

It's just

Kids are so damn stupid

I realized it, even back then

And we were all a cynical bunch, so that didn't mix very well with the others

If you don't hate 90% of the people around you before and during highschool then you're either a normie or something is wrong with you

Did you cut yourself

Definitely not

Then I'd be as dumb as they were

I operated on logic, you see

Were you at least being edgy

Something most didn't do at that time

Some would start smoking

Some would get high as fuck

Some would get drunk all the time

It's really ugly to watch

But Aerione didn't do all that

It got better once I got into gymnasium, though

Aerione fucked bitches

Arab bitches*

I enrolled into a private tech-focused one, so the people were decent

>I didn't drink, I didn't smoke, I didn't get drunk. I did one better. I shitposted on an Aboriginal face painting forum.

I mean, they kinda had to be, or they wouldn't be able to get into that school, at all

a private tech-focused gym?

wot?

Err

Ok so back to my story

It's a school for smart people

What's the difference between gymnasium and high school, now again?

So me a d my friend were going bacj to school after swimming

And we sit there reading ebooks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnasium_(school)

high school is a generic term for secondary education

But yeah, pretty much high school

No one calls it the gymnasium here

But we call ours gymnasiums, cause they're focused

And up comes this kid (10 years)

Yeah gymnasium isn't just any high school

I mean, they all have different subjects

Private school is the word probably

Up to a sandbox (not for playing, but for storing sand)

We don't have general high schools over here

It's not

And he just started licking it

And grinding it

The End

All the courses and whatnot are specialized

_clap clap clap_

Yay

But yeah, I managed to get into a class with a bunch of geeks such as myself

Eased my cynism a little

"We didn't fuck bitches, we didn't smoke, we didn't drink, we didn't do drugs. We played........ LAN PARTIES"

Idd

And we watched anime!

We'd stay after class and play WC3 Warlock

I never had any nerd friends really

Starcraft, AoM and that kinda shit

>AoM

I have one kind of weird friend

Like

Everyone but me played that game

He is a normie

But he knows a bit about technology

Never heard of anything like it

2% battery left

Oh shit

I hope OP is alive

I don't feel like making three threads in a row