>he isnt fat

fake

I wonder what the people that are in the pictures

think when they see memes

with themselves as the characters

Stick it, Stick it HARD

Into the single port

applel

what do normies even do with one port

I need a keyboard and sometimes mouse

Ohhh you silly willy

Thinking normies need ports

and then I use another to charge my phone

Only ports normies need is charging port

and soon that will be removed

Can't have it wireless charging because normies are too retarded to use that

because wireless charging meme

Nope

People too retarded for that

they are?

I use an elitebook 8460p

lots of portd

ports*

I use a lot of them

Thats not bad pc

Tiny keyboard tho and pad

my dad got 15 for free

gave one to me

so.... the xiaomi band 2 will be 20$ in october, right?
RIGHT?

Maybe

So, it might take some other months before I can be able to afford one 😦

tiny pad doesnt bother me

rarly use it

i3 👌

My brother has one with i5

i3 as in window manager

Oh

i3 best window manager

Fell for 32gb meme

you did?

Nope

EL CHINEADO

So I bought one of those hand-powered USB charger memes

and forgot to charge my mp3 player last night

so I'm like "well let's give this a shot"

and while I'm cranking it, it's working I guess

I'm cranking the bastard for a full 5 minutes

and the handle feels stiff

and I'm like "hmmm whatever"

and try turning again

Long story short I thrashed seven bells out of it and snapped the handle off

so I'm about to unscrew it and re-fit it

what a time we live in

what the fuck this construction is so assy

there's red shit all inside it

probably some chink's hand

post pic

Sure, two seconds

http://puu.sh/qRrrk/375c719b5b.jpg

These are two little gears inside, you can see the red shit

It reeks of cancer but it's probably some kind of bearing grease.

oh yeah chinky plastic gear grease

and also

http://puu.sh/qRruy/b945d75eaa.jpg

My camera quality fucking sucks

All those it books

Fucking richfag

But the soldering work on this is amateur

>richfag

I like IBM shit

But they're mostly secondhand

I say that. I mean entirely.

Also

I want to say that the white gears aren't fixed to the rods at all

So the little fuckers keep sliding off.

high quality chink engineering

looks like blood

Disclaimer:

Probably stains like it too, knowing my luck.

no chinks were hurt during the making of this product

the worst staining shit is arctic MX4 or some other number of that shit

stayed on my finger like paint or something

still didnt get cancer

so its fine

EL CHINEADO

I'd like to reiterate that I'm super antsy about getting this fucking chink grease on my fingers.

I shouldn't be, I've done laptop hardware repair shit before

I probably have every type of cancer already

hehe come on gweilo

just buy another one from us

free shipping!

Kek I'm just reading about Chink safety regulations because of the weird dangerous heavy metals paper I got with my Mi Max

it has an icon on it which means that in 20 years the dangerous materials may leak out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_RoHS

so I'm safe :^)