and forgot to charge my mp3 player last night

so I'm like "well let's give this a shot"

and while I'm cranking it, it's working I guess

I'm cranking the bastard for a full 5 minutes

and the handle feels stiff

and I'm like "hmmm whatever"

and try turning again

Long story short I thrashed seven bells out of it and snapped the handle off

so I'm about to unscrew it and re-fit it

what a time we live in

what the fuck this construction is so assy

there's red shit all inside it

probably some chink's hand

post pic

Sure, two seconds

http://puu.sh/qRrrk/375c719b5b.jpg

These are two little gears inside, you can see the red shit

It reeks of cancer but it's probably some kind of bearing grease.

oh yeah chinky plastic gear grease

and also

http://puu.sh/qRruy/b945d75eaa.jpg

My camera quality fucking sucks

All those it books

Fucking richfag

But the soldering work on this is amateur

>richfag

I like IBM shit

But they're mostly secondhand

I say that. I mean entirely.

Also

I want to say that the white gears aren't fixed to the rods at all

So the little fuckers keep sliding off.

high quality chink engineering

looks like blood

Disclaimer:

Probably stains like it too, knowing my luck.

no chinks were hurt during the making of this product

the worst staining shit is arctic MX4 or some other number of that shit

stayed on my finger like paint or something

still didnt get cancer

so its fine