Oh

I think I have 1m in it too

IKEA is such a meme company

@cathy I can play that game by walking across the street :^)

With real ™ physics

Ikea is a nightmare

Oh look here's another walking simulator

Don't know why people like going there

Being funnelled through miles of bullshit corridors before you can buy some shit

Fast and cheap furnitures, I guess

Eh, they usually have plenty of shortcuts

I tend to look up the numbers on their website and go in through the counters

And just grab the stuff

Not in the Glasgow one or I was too busy savagely beating my gf for dragging me there to notice

I mean

IKEA is great

they give you free drinks here in Finland

Having no shortcuts would be quite straineous for the workers there

They are actually

often when drivigin somewhere, I stop at IKEA for 0.5 dollar hot dogs and free espresso coffee

Gonna go there tomorrow to buy a Koppla

Imagine having to push all the new furnitures through the entire place

Kinda need it

>shortcuts
>no way to get direct to the buying except leaping checkouts

I mean, it's a legit entry-point

At least over here

They funnel you upstairs to the viewing area here

With staff pointing and blocking off the other entry part to the warehouse

So you have to wind through all the showrooms then finally descend to get your shit

That doesn't seem too intuitive

I couldn't find a map for my local Ikea

http://www.ikea.com/ms/sv_SE/img/store_images/store_maps/se.ikea.barkarby.png

But here's an example

Shortcuts defined by dotted paths

>those squiggly lines

My rage

I wouldn't be allowed to go direct anyway, gf enjoys the showroom stuff

>I demand that everything is made of autistic grids

Oh yeah

Its pretty fun to actually look around in IKEA compared to other stores

Girls love going through the ENTIRE thing

So I don't mind

So you likely didn't actually have a choice

mfw i'm now a gril

If I had a choice I wouldn't go

i like going through the entire ikea

it's like a mini-theme park imo

I get all my furniture from Goodwill and Salvation army

@wiggly I mean

It's not that bad if you visit one once every...

Instead of cuckware by Ikea

3 months?

4?

Ikea shit is almost as cheap as used shit

IKEA is white

Maybe once a year?

Yeah, then it's definitely understandable

Depends, I'll buy bookshelf, and tables used

you get tables, chairs, desks for like 20 euro

You wanna go through and see if they have new stuff

Which they most likely will

but bed and couch has to be new

>bed and couch has to be new

Do you also have IKEA food?

unless couch is leather, i'm definitely always buying new couches

Never had an issue with used beds, my salvo does a good job cleaning them up though

god knows what's in the fabric and foam of old ass couches

I always buy snacks, drinks and other ahit

Shit

Their meatballs

hot dogs and cinnamon buns are great

so fucking good

and the pancake buffet

@Phatique You know a funny thing?

but those meatballs are bland tbh

IKEA potato chips is godlike

i'm just a sucker for their meatballs

Have you ever seen this around here?

Never

Indeed

That's in every IKEA outside of Sweden

Meaning, it's not sold in Sweden itself

Why are there so many Scandinavians in this chat

Scots used to be the majority

RIP xebec

IKEA likes to meme "swede stuff"

Our taxes are extortionate

So we need the Chinkz

this

Gotta make new houses for Jamal

More like

Ching Ling

lol

Chinkshit is so addicting

There was this Chink who came over and tried to found a Chinese city in the middle of nowhere

not sure if the thrill comes from the prices, or not knowing if what you got might kill you

Didn't do too well

They do that everywhere