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2016-08-05 15:59:55 UTC

How many chatheads do you have open at one time, tablecat?

2016-08-05 16:00:21 UTC

how about the chatheads popping up blocking ur shit

2016-08-05 16:00:22 UTC

It drains you battery faster than gps

2016-08-05 16:00:27 UTC

and then having to move them around and drain battery

2016-08-05 16:00:34 UTC

I am against any battery drain

2016-08-05 16:00:42 UTC

and facebook runs in the background always

2016-08-05 16:00:54 UTC

>a true normie not having ten thousand fully charged power banks to keep the constant flow of socialising into his veins

2016-08-05 16:01:02 UTC

Are you asking how many I actually chat with at once or how many chatheads I have open?

2016-08-05 16:01:05 UTC

It also indexes you phone and reports back to facebook about it

2016-08-05 16:01:12 UTC

I thought about making chink UPS for my chink Allwinner H3

2016-08-05 16:01:26 UTC

Basically plug two Xioami power banks, + - +, minus minus

2016-08-05 16:01:27 UTC

you forget normies are POWERED UP by socialising, they derive energy from it

2016-08-05 16:01:28 UTC

Dont get the facebook app either its just as bad

2016-08-05 16:01:32 UTC

then one can charge and one can discharge

2016-08-05 16:01:35 UTC

battery buffer

2016-08-05 16:01:51 UTC

would provide 6 hours + of juice

2016-08-05 16:02:26 UTC

Yeah, it uses battery, but I've always got plenty of battery left at the end of the day. It's really not an issue form.
If I wanted to maximise battery life, then it would surely be the first app I'd uninstall, but it's not really necessary now.

2016-08-05 16:02:41 UTC

I don't charge battery every day

2016-08-05 16:03:21 UTC

after 1 and half year the cells will be reduced to 70% nonetheless

2016-08-05 16:03:26 UTC

so not really much to complain about

2016-08-05 16:03:45 UTC

>chinklord power using his phone
are you sure you're not a normie, kiddo?

2016-08-05 16:03:50 UTC

no phone can replace battery cuz mih fancy water resistance!

2016-08-05 16:03:51 UTC

@tablecat just get new friends who dont use social media and arent permanantly depressed

2016-08-05 16:04:00 UTC

and consumerism

2016-08-05 16:04:14 UTC

@Deleted User I'm as normie as I can get fam

2016-08-05 16:04:25 UTC

I came straight out of the jeans store after buying for 1000 euros now

2016-08-05 16:04:34 UTC

>1000 euros on jeans

2016-08-05 16:04:37 UTC

u fukken wot

2016-08-05 16:04:45 UTC

Take a joke fam

2016-08-05 16:04:46 UTC

I thought you were complaining you're poor earlier

2016-08-05 16:04:47 UTC

@Camphor76-22-2 I'd be throwing out quite a few friends that I like otherwise, so I'd rather not.

2016-08-05 16:04:48 UTC

I cant wear jeans in Russia

2016-08-05 16:04:51 UTC

its not allowed

2016-08-05 16:04:55 UTC

school regulations

2016-08-05 16:05:03 UTC

what's the punishment?

2016-08-05 16:05:15 UTC

Idk do you think I tried

2016-08-05 16:05:25 UTC

RIP

2016-08-05 16:06:00 UTC

At least I can buy kvas in Russia

2016-08-05 16:06:14 UTC

are you allowed to have a night life? at all?

2016-08-05 16:06:19 UTC

it sounds like a shitty place to study

2016-08-05 16:06:22 UTC

They will hang you for going out after 11

2016-08-05 16:06:24 UTC

My mom brought home kvas not too long ago.
I don't really understand it.

2016-08-05 16:06:29 UTC

mah life

2016-08-05 16:06:31 UTC

is already in ruins

2016-08-05 16:06:33 UTC

Idk everyone I have on facebook can go do a fatal dose of xanax or something. Cancerous place cancerous people

2016-08-05 16:06:46 UTC

its a bread drink

2016-08-05 16:06:48 UTC

good for hangovers

2016-08-05 16:06:55 UTC

>hangover
>in Russia

2016-08-05 16:06:57 UTC

ya goofed

2016-08-05 16:07:05 UTC

I thought the point was NOT to get drunk in Russia

2016-08-05 16:07:11 UTC

like 10 hours eating potatos then drinking

2016-08-05 16:07:16 UTC

ok good for after drinking?

2016-08-05 16:07:27 UTC

also got a book on that somewhere

2016-08-05 16:08:00 UTC

I'll disappear again soon, got to go back to cleaning

2016-08-05 16:08:09 UTC

@Camphor76-22-2 EVERYONE in Denmark uses Facebook. Everyone. Sure there are depressed people, but there's bound to be when everyone uses it.

2016-08-05 16:08:12 UTC

shit Ive gotta clean too

2016-08-05 16:08:40 UTC

>the people not using facebook in Denmark are so insignificant they're not worth mentioning

2016-08-05 16:08:48 UTC

I know two Danish guys @tablecat and apperantly you also need mobile pay in Denmark

2016-08-05 16:08:56 UTC

Social media is the leading cause for depression in people under age 30

2016-08-05 16:08:58 UTC

since you are social enough to split the dinner fees eating at resturant

2016-08-05 16:09:03 UTC

but can only pay using phone

2016-08-05 16:09:05 UTC

Well, it's really good to have, but it's not 100% necessary.

2016-08-05 16:09:10 UTC

situational depression maybe

2016-08-05 16:09:25 UTC

>no more than 10 likes

2016-08-05 16:09:28 UTC

>time to get depressed

2016-08-05 16:09:41 UTC

more like comparing yourself to your peers who carefully manufacture a perfect image

2016-08-05 16:10:01 UTC

"Perfect image"

2016-08-05 16:10:02 UTC

so you only ever see their perfect holiday shots, promotions, marriages

2016-08-05 16:10:10 UTC

my ex is obsessed with her online image

2016-08-05 16:10:19 UTC

Oh I know people who so crazy it shouldnt be true

2016-08-05 16:10:26 UTC

how much work can you put into this shit

2016-08-05 16:10:44 UTC

sometimes a good picture gets removed because it wasnt "good enough"

2016-08-05 16:10:56 UTC

>people going through their own social media over and over tweaking and deleting and adding things until they look good to complete strangers

2016-08-05 16:11:00 UTC

and then this cancer on facebook, people buying new phones all the time just to write this

2016-08-05 16:11:02 UTC

brace for impact

2016-08-05 16:11:05 UTC

"new phone, whats ur number?"

2016-08-05 16:11:13 UTC

ffs

2016-08-05 16:11:13 UTC

To be fair, I don't really use Facebook.com. Just Messenger.
I don't care about peoples online lives. For me, it's just a decent chat platform that everybody uses.

2016-08-05 16:11:30 UTC

why wouldn't you transfer your number?

2016-08-05 16:11:35 UTC

exactly

2016-08-05 16:11:36 UTC

your friends sound retarded, chinklord

2016-08-05 16:11:41 UTC

time to prune

2016-08-05 16:11:56 UTC

an example of people I knowntht use facebook

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/211154334526734336/13691104_206094336455512_2724957145299041468_o.jpg

2016-08-05 16:11:58 UTC

get a pac code or get out of my life

2016-08-05 16:12:09 UTC

I know at least three gay people

2016-08-05 16:12:16 UTC

what the fuck

2016-08-05 16:12:20 UTC

I didnt even know this guy was gay before long after he told me

2016-08-05 16:12:27 UTC

Somehow a lot of gays got around me

2016-08-05 16:12:33 UTC

maybe you're a twink

2016-08-05 16:12:41 UTC

with your cute mandatory suit for studying in

2016-08-05 16:12:45 UTC

._.

2016-08-05 16:12:53 UTC

Don't bully me just cuz I order skinny fit

2016-08-05 16:13:01 UTC

>skinny fit

2016-08-05 16:13:04 UTC

twink confirmed

2016-08-05 16:13:23 UTC

you shouldn't wonder why gays gravitate to you when you look like a faggot

2016-08-05 16:13:32 UTC

.............

2016-08-05 16:13:44 UTC

gettttt dunked on, Chinklord

2016-08-05 16:14:04 UTC

more like
*Twinklord*
:^)

2016-08-05 16:14:08 UTC

sides

2016-08-05 16:14:13 UTC

good one, tablecat

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