scrolling super fast

stalin, your computer is not what i'd call foreign user friendly

I'm pretty sure dragging a scrollbar to a point is quicker and more precise than a wheel spinning at incredible hihg speed

!play https://youtu.be/doEwWzMz99A

yeah but using a scroll bad is about as fun as watching pain dry.

going stupid fast is way more fun

I love watching pain dry

My favourite pastime

>watching pain dry

also in things like discord if i wnat to scroll up, i have to wait for it to load every few moments or so as it frecoveres lost conversation

with the scroll wheel i just give it a huuge spin and let it travel back in time

Or hold page up

lame

i dont get the whirr noise

i have to keep pressing page up

No you don't

Just hold

oh

that's too fast

didn't get the trill of the spin

http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1bgvgLVXXXXcMXXXXq6xXFXXXJ/225647661/HTB1bgvgLVXXXXcMXXXXq6xXFXXXJ.jpg

Quality editing

jesus damnit chinks

Soft? wtf?

press I then B then T

photoshop isn't hard

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/dodocool-Reversible-USB-2-0-A-to-Reversible-Micro-USB-B-Male-Cable-Charge-Sync-Cord/32691305381.html

Think this'll make my phone explode?

why woud it

Or fuck up the usb port

why woudl it

dunno

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/ROCK-Original-Micro-USB-Cable-for-Samsung-note-4-Galaxy-S5-S6-edge-1m-Wired-Charging/1872645_32514220025.html

here you go

if you're worried about it being reliable

which i dont understand

but whatever

Is that reversible tho

>I dont know which way the USB goes in so i need it to be reversable

More that I feel like paying a dollar extra to not even need to look

Reversible usbs are great in the dark

i'd rather use that extra dollar for quality assurance

but the one you were looking at will work

it's a fucking cable

If I'm retarded for not being able to purely sense which way the cable is by feel, so be it

put finger on the tip of the usb

problem of no light solved

No

This is not a truth

it is

Ark, you're in chink shit general, either take the risk on chink shit or gtfo lol

wow thanks

totally reccomended the guy just get the cheap one

but sure

I'm just kidding man

I mean, it is 3am here so

as an ex nightworker i have to say these normie jokes about 3am being late are hilariously lame

I thought about pulling out the whiskey but I'd rather not be hungover on my last day off, hating life

Ark: you used to be a hooker?

Have a glass of whiskey and you'll fall asleep like a baby

damnit you got me stalin

i used to be a male karoke stripper

me too

like a shot

Nightworker = slang for low rent hoes here

oh

night worker is normal term for someone who works at night

figures america don't know english

Do you have juggaloes?

i dont know, i wasn't ever on the streets in the red light district

probably

those people who listen to rap music in a field?

i'm confused again

lol

are jiggalos juggalos?

(people who dress up like clowns and drink and do coke)

niggers?

All at the same time?

As a lifestyle

by that definition australia is full of them

by that definition sweden is full of them

shit half of everyone walks around in their pyjamas

sounds chill

But like full face paint and shit

yes

oh no

niggers

not in my area

i live near melbourne

which is basically san fran

Well since I have to be at work at 5am in a couple days, my decision to stay up til 3am was a poor one, I either need to sleep now and just wear myself out, or stay up all night and fall asleep at a reasonable hour, and option two hasn't been working out for me since it got warm, so I'm gonna go for the night

couple of days

man you can fix your sleep pattern in 12 hours

wot

Juggaloes

kek

okay so how many days do you have exactly till you have work?

I wonder what they are doing today