I'll ship her over

Oh fuck wait

Shit

That would be expensive, wonder if aliexpress can do free shipping

Subsidised by the chink government

NIGEL FARGE WILL GIVE EVERYONE A GF, VOTE FOR HIM

OK

UNCLE NIGE

they're probably under the weight limit

being overgrown hollow husk ant people

FUCK IS THAT HER

No

Wew lad

This is her neighbor

In nip land?

This the one that will be shipped

Yes

Lmao fuck no she's not that pretty

Neighbour as in the drawer in the wall next to her?

Her family is rich they have a house

She's my kinda girl

Her white dad does something with airplanes

Not perfect, but still insecure enough to know it

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2010/01/02/business/02capsule_CA0/popup.jpg

no wonder jap men can't get gfs

"come back to my hole in the wall bb"

one way ticket to japan is 650 dollars

Side ways pussies

return flights are only 1k AUD

Ill say gday to your gf while im there

Think of it this way, if you go to Japan you get faster shipping from aliexpress

they'd probably lace the goods with real cancer though

chinks hate nips

tfw to talk with my aussie accent

Some do

Most dont

Can Chinese ever forget about nanking

More like a vocal minority

http://imdb.com/title/tt1410063/

Watch this movie

Christian bale

noted

They want an apology from nips and never got one

God tier

and everyone who did Nanking is dead by now

Who wants to roleplay ww2

You can be the nips I'll be the comfort women

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f237/489921d1381775890-beheading-during-nanking-massacre-rape_nanking.jpg

that's a classic photo

get that on a mousepad maybe

Did his head come clean off?

Yep, glorious folded steel

That's when japs were alpha I guess

http://www.ddoughty.com/uploads/1/4/0/9/14095491/5796401_orig.png

Now they see another person and turn around and run away

in ww2 the nips used to tie POWs over bamboo and let it grow through them

http://www.psywarrior.com/japsamurai.jpg

I'd get this on a mouse mat

god tier propaganda

http://designobserver.com/media/images/05.26.13.12_525.jpg

Too bad I only studied euro 19th century history

https://66.media.tumblr.com/90bcf20c78f147404cc5af3acae9aded/tumblr_mpmjsr3G0O1sul5q0o1_500.jpg

Chinese propaganda stamping out the Japs

Why doesn't jap military still use samurai armor that shit was so cool

Except with guns now

jap doesn't have much of a military

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Anti-japanese_banner_Lijiang.jpeg/3264px-Anti-japanese_banner_Lijiang.jpeg

Samurai armour is bulky and impractical with guns

Better to have more modern, easier to move clothes

Not taking into account the cool factor

Come on man

Probably wouldn't look as cool irl

All girls nag

no point anyway since most warfare is airbased now

All girls complain and whine, have to always pee, and spray period blood

americans made japans army stinky

Who here uses telegram

but we still have boemon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wfyEr5vq7k

cor, look at Dear Leader's wife

who is that semen demon

I don't have yellow fever, sorry

that's ok, more for beefcake and myself 👌

thats........ HER

the fuck

👌 👌 😋 👌 💯 💯 💩

https://youtu.be/rYYQ52KnAUs

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Chinese-Hulusi-Gourd-Cucurbit-Flute-Bb-Yunnan-Ethnic-Instrument-with-Case/1242654_32600807347.html

Someone do it

o nice they're genuinely that cheap on average

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Chinese-Traditional-Hulusi-bamboo-Flute/32684500570.html

http://www.strawpoll.me/10784896

it's dead lads

fucking customs

got my zircons

chinked

https://youtu.be/8hl5hexUY54

CHEAP GAMING MOUSE?