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2016-07-19 06:38:10 UTC

thx mate

2016-07-19 06:38:14 UTC

this is what i was looking for

2016-07-19 06:38:20 UTC

>113 sold

2016-07-19 06:38:20 UTC

evil

2016-07-19 06:38:32 UTC

its cheap

2016-07-19 06:38:32 UTC

waterproof so you can't ruin it when you accidentally drool

2016-07-19 06:38:35 UTC

so would be a funny figt

2016-07-19 06:38:39 UTC

gift

2016-07-19 06:39:24 UTC

tfw they have it this cheap

2016-07-19 06:39:35 UTC

original price was like 120 something

2016-07-19 06:40:03 UTC

sorry

2016-07-19 06:40:50 UTC

perfect

2016-07-19 06:41:26 UTC

dat minimalist

2016-07-19 06:41:31 UTC

i know

2016-07-19 06:41:35 UTC

shit's crazy

2016-07-19 06:41:42 UTC

i wonder if i can buy a watch with nothing on it

2016-07-19 06:42:47 UTC

get like me

2016-07-19 06:42:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204850511776710666/IMAG2385-750x550.png

2016-07-19 06:43:11 UTC

No hands, no nothing. You keep track of time by counting the seconds tick

2016-07-19 06:43:22 UTC

exactly

2016-07-19 06:43:33 UTC

you just have to guess the hour

2016-07-19 06:43:42 UTC

based on the suns position in the sky

2016-07-19 06:43:50 UTC

Genius

2016-07-19 06:43:51 UTC

it comes with a complementary compasse

2016-07-19 06:44:19 UTC

"damnit you're an hour late"

2016-07-19 06:44:21 UTC

>the wristwatch has a fucking alarm

2016-07-19 06:44:24 UTC

"not according to me"

2016-07-19 06:44:25 UTC

>i didnt know

2016-07-19 06:44:42 UTC

>this old wristwatch from the 60s just randomly started vibrating

2016-07-19 06:44:43 UTC

holy shit

2016-07-19 06:44:48 UTC

i got scared as fuck

2016-07-19 06:49:14 UTC

RIP me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204852133814730762/Screenshot_20160719-074832.png

2016-07-19 06:49:59 UTC

?

2016-07-19 06:50:39 UTC

Not used to this heat in England

2016-07-19 06:50:45 UTC

haahahah

2016-07-19 06:50:45 UTC

ah

2016-07-19 06:50:46 UTC

ah

2016-07-19 06:50:46 UTC

aha

2016-07-19 06:50:46 UTC

h

2016-07-19 06:50:50 UTC

that's like

2016-07-19 06:50:57 UTC

a nice but a little cold spring day

2016-07-19 06:50:58 UTC

Blow up the sun

2016-07-19 06:51:50 UTC

It's like stepping off a plane into Spain

2016-07-19 06:51:53 UTC

Urghh

2016-07-19 06:53:37 UTC

Buy a chink ray gun and blow up the sun

2016-07-19 06:54:44 UTC

oh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/204853517024886784/Screenshot_20160719-075421.png

2016-07-19 06:54:53 UTC
2016-07-19 06:55:47 UTC

Damn, maybe next year

2016-07-19 06:56:11 UTC

For now you can probably just buy chink raybans

2016-07-19 06:56:44 UTC

Close enough, at least they'll protect me from the sun

2016-07-19 06:57:38 UTC

tell Xiaomi and theyll make a raygun with wifi

2016-07-19 07:13:15 UTC

With large battery capacity

2016-07-19 07:13:25 UTC

Incase you want to shoot up the moon too.

2016-07-19 07:17:51 UTC

with a companion app for tracking your shots and messaging your friends about your ray gun activities

2016-07-19 08:10:07 UTC

there was a site linked in the thread for phones where you could select price and specs on the left and it would find phones relevant and have aliexpress links

2016-07-19 08:10:10 UTC

anyone have it?

2016-07-19 08:21:31 UTC

My microphones will appear on wednesday according to fedex. I am exite

2016-07-19 08:21:55 UTC

Which microphones?

2016-07-19 08:23:40 UTC

the 700s?

2016-07-19 08:24:07 UTC

that's not cyber punk enough

2016-07-19 08:24:21 UTC

the lapel mic held up with a stand made from welded spoons

2016-07-19 08:24:26 UTC

that's more his level

2016-07-19 08:24:28 UTC

kek

2016-07-19 08:24:40 UTC
2016-07-19 08:27:06 UTC

I got my lapel mic clipped to a cup for a stand

2016-07-19 08:27:12 UTC

and thanks, I found it

2016-07-19 08:34:58 UTC

i'm reading this with the most pompous accent

2016-07-19 08:35:16 UTC

"The watch is "reduced" to a useless tragedy"

2016-07-19 08:36:36 UTC

"support erdogan" "support the democracy"

2016-07-19 08:37:57 UTC

fuck the writer of this article

2016-07-19 08:39:02 UTC

it's an awesome watch and there needs to be more of them

2016-07-19 08:39:31 UTC

Goodmorning lads

2016-07-19 08:39:53 UTC

good evening

2016-07-19 08:40:12 UTC

Good evening to you then

2016-07-19 08:40:26 UTC

good morning to you then

2016-07-19 08:40:43 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2016-07-19 08:42:31 UTC

best selling electronic item

2016-07-19 08:43:14 UTC

@zero Did you get to the price yet?

2016-07-19 08:43:36 UTC

yeah

2016-07-19 08:44:32 UTC

i think it's honestly a cool item

2016-07-19 08:44:43 UTC

Did you check the second link?

2016-07-19 08:44:43 UTC

James bond as fuck

2016-07-19 08:44:49 UTC

oh wait

2016-07-19 08:44:55 UTC

you're talkign about the watch

2016-07-19 08:45:04 UTC

:^)

2016-07-19 08:45:06 UTC

yeah

2016-07-19 08:45:12 UTC

i'm talking about the USB

2016-07-19 08:45:17 UTC

both are james bond as fuck

2016-07-19 08:45:21 UTC

Not exactly chink and low cost

2016-07-19 08:45:25 UTC

only james bond would have a working watch

2016-07-19 08:45:41 UTC

no, sureley there's a chink watch with no face and hands

2016-07-19 08:46:04 UTC

It'd be completely useless though

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