Message from @hypertextcoffee
Discord ID: 204852487755137025
i know
shit's crazy
i wonder if i can buy a watch with nothing on it
get like me
No hands, no nothing. You keep track of time by counting the seconds tick
exactly
you just have to guess the hour
based on the suns position in the sky
Genius
it comes with a complementary compasse
"damnit you're an hour late"
>the wristwatch has a fucking alarm
"not according to me"
>i didnt know
>this old wristwatch from the 60s just randomly started vibrating
holy shit
i got scared as fuck
RIP me
?
haahahah
ah
ah
aha
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that's like
a nice but a little cold spring day
Blow up the sun
It's like stepping off a plane into Spain
Urghh
Buy a chink ray gun and blow up the sun
oh
@Detrimental Robot no luck
Damn, maybe next year
For now you can probably just buy chink raybans
Close enough, at least they'll protect me from the sun
tell Xiaomi and theyll make a raygun with wifi
With large battery capacity
Incase you want to shoot up the moon too.
with a companion app for tracking your shots and messaging your friends about your ray gun activities