The knife trick is kinda funny to watch in practice

But in reality, you're taken off guard, and that's where it gets tricky

Walk around with a chink made garotte

I can tell Jii has never been in a fight, if someone runs up demanding his wallet he'll freeze in shock, not reach for a sub-£10 self defence meme

It might have mental benefits

But teaching yourself how to punch and react is valuable so you stay calm

Well

Nothing teaches better than being smacked in the face a few times

Helps future occurences

I've never seen anyone handle their first fight well

Cause the first impact always leave them dazed and confused

Yeah being punched is a learning experience

I wish I grew up with brothers

herro

just got my bm800

People who grow up with brothers can always handle themselves

Hello Anita

Oh, it's Jewnica Sharkeesian

My BM800 got taken by Putin, so they're sending me a new one

Thing with being punched is that it isn't that bad, as you say it's the shock

Well, the front of the skull is actually pretty tough

It's the back that is soft and very prone to shock

the customs took 7 dorrar extra for it because it was a huge package

Yeah most pub fights I've seen end when a guy gets slammed to the ground

And gets knocked out

Back of his head

Really dangerous

Man, I wouldn't even call that a fight, in that case

That's borderlining assault if somone's taken out from behind

No I mean

Two neds fighting face to face

Then one is tackled

Always ends up on the ground

Smacking your head or having it punted

you are right i have never been in a fight

however i do appreciate my chances better than the average person

nothing can tell but an actual event though

I'd uh

Get something distractive

Like a pepper spray

Sounds pussy as fuck, but hey

It's your best bet

HAHAHAHA ROFL THAT VID COMF

A spray in the face beats anything

why in the fuck

did they show it to kids?

It does seem like something kids would share

As a meme

"Hey, did you see this hillarious clip?"

oh

thought it was the teachers showing it

Nah it was a vhs tape

We passed it around

Like someone bought it then lended it

Then that kid lended it on

There was bum fights and others too

This was before Internet was big so people shared vhs instead of links

Actually

Early dvd era

First gen ps2

So vhs and some dvd

@breh I could squat 140kg and deadlift 150kg before I wrecked myself, went to a bjj/Krav night and some 110lb girl wrecked me

In sparring

She was too fast and precise

Gym strength means very little IRL

>mixing kg and lbs

against trained professionals thats understandable

She had been there a few weeks kek

i fully understand i have no chance against them

really?

are you lying to me?

Nope

I've been in a few fights but they were always scuffles that got broken up

The first thing they teach you is how to throw a punch and move

So of course she was better with minimal training

I got into a fight once because some guy squeezed my gf's ass lel

And put his arm around her

who won?

Got separated by my friend

were you about to fuck him up?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1468552673383.webm

I lost it and started throwing punches and kicks

oh lord

what accent is that

LMAO

LMAOIOOO

she looks so horrified

Weegie

Glasgow

dude thats the funniest webm i've seen in a while

^

Stockholmare: https://youtu.be/AVJ82ZCSvN4

@s3bbe sensei did you see my last video?

Goku?

Yeah

Tfw somake at maximum gain

Don't do bad quality memes in the future, it adds nothing positive

Yeah I'm coming back with a good one later

On the Baofeng

Tell me about your setup before you record it pls