You were probably more prepared than the 8 year old little zombii was

They had people to our school to have a fun event about sex

But they all seemed exhausted and depressed

Then they did an AMA, we all got to ask one anonymous question each

And they cut it off after 3 questions

What were the questions

One was "what does cum taste like and do you eat it"

Top kek

Guy picked it out of the hat and passed it to his female co-presenter thing

We were all 17 or so, most of us were taking the piss

Of course he picked that one

He wanted to know

She said it's down to personal preference and didn't say what it tastes like

Disappointing

Yes

Very

Hey slav

Helloes

My goal today/tomorrow morning is not to be awake until 2am

Summer holiday MADMAN

Summer holiday is amazing

It's 2 months long

Who /waiting for chink shit/ here

Can't, really

Maybe after August

Start wageslaving

Paper round

For chink shit

Not legal

Until I'm 1

3

13*

Yeah, I can confirm that hauling some chinkshit after a pay day is like christmas all year round

http://gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_391317.html

I'm copping this

Noice

>knife with Chinese money on it

Literal chink shit

It's 'ancient' as well, you got yourself a deal

£2 with good boy points

Should have gone full on CSGO

http://www.gearbest.com/fixed-blades-knives/pp_379598.html

if only I could re-sell these csgo knives to kids and teens in my town somehow...

http://www.gearbest.com/fixed-blades-knives/pp_230878.html

Already bought this

They haven't dispatched it though

Been a week

>tactical knife set

@Deleted User I don't know, I never found out

Definitely Gove

I checked the news and his pus is all over it

He swore up and down for months that he wouldn't run as prime minister, even said he'd write it in his own blood

Then stabbed Boris in the back an hour before the deadline for candidates

So he's being called a psychopath all over the news

https://youtu.be/WglL43Nj40g

>charisma? I don't have it

Good work at attempting self-awareness, reptilian one

does anyone here know what keyboard that is?

MCSGA - Make Comment Sections Great Again

https://youtu.be/tyJbsxXVOb4

:(

Probably a Poker II or V60 with those gradient caps

Tai-Hao Sunshine PBT Keycaps

Thanks

anyone who is /g/ enough here about laptops?

Shoot

What

I was at my sis today and fixed her laptop

her temps was like 70-80c idle

Kek

anyways I opened it up, removed the dry thermal paste

Had she installed bonzi buddy? :^)

Waiting for the punchline

putted a bronze pad on the cpu

and some better silicon pads on the gpu

and when i essambled everything together bacjk

What laptop is it?

the screen wont start if the keyboard is connected

what the fuck

ASUS U32U

Lol

kek

>fixed her laptop

i disconnected the keyboard

You can't fix an Asus

at the screen starts

Because it's asus

disconnected it

screen wont start

Rip

Maybe you're shorting something

connected*

Make her buy a thinkpad

I swaer to god the keyboard is doing something

thinkpads looks like shit, that is not attractive for womyn'

>not attractive

She will get all the filthy weebs

Did you just leave your sis with a broken laptop?