"semi"-mechanical

>mfw my parents are advertising a 350$ "Youtube and internet safety" thing

lolwat

its made by Nordic Screens

????

a huge company that exploits thousands of norwegian children

leaving them thinking they are pro youtubers

even though they arent earning any money

my parents want me to be there

why

and when I was like "nah" they got angry

also why

but I think I wont have to

I heave no ieda

idea*

I said I could just google it if I wondered about anything

they dismissed my argument

probably hoping you turn all the expensive tech they buy you into an income

since you're still a 12 year old leech

kek

im already doing that

BECOME A YOUTUBE STAR, YOU LITTLE SHIT

NO

:(((((

NO GTX 1080 FOR YOU, KIDDO

NOT UNTIL YOU MAKE MUMMY AND DADDY THE YOUTUBE JEW BUCKS

GIVE USE YOUNOW MONEY

US*

I don't think it's normal for parents to want their kids to be youtube leeches

maybe this is another generation

probably

my parents would be ashamed if they knew about my videos

my dad goes on angry rants about "the facebooks and the googles"

kek

my dad is slightly not tech illiterate

hes good at programming

but normal things

like googling

and such

he cant even touch type

most people can't judging by the "type this without looking at your keyboard" threads

lol

my mum is literally one of the dumbest people i know

when it comes to tech

I had to teach mine step by step how to use it, then she went behind my back and sold all my shit on ebay :^)

sheeeeeit

my dad is alright with computers, but only because he was an audio engineer and did all that stuff

lmao i'd literally knock my parents out if they did that

>come back home to visit
>go to my old room
>wardrobe and bookcase bare
>"mrs. comfy where's my n64 and all the games?"
>"sold it all"
"a-and my books?"
"yeah gone"

mfw

why

^

were they hard on money?

no she's just a money grubbing jew like me

lmao

it runs in the family

started rubbing her hands at all my junk once I moved out

my dad shops a lot at "Havaristen"

sold hundreds of CDs, books, games

and gave me like 10% of the money :^)

its a shop where they sell old food

really cheap

its not bad like

you dont get sick

and it tastes good

I call that the vulture aisle

in the supermarket

kek

you mean food thats past 'best by' but not actually rotten?

people pace back and forth waiting for the employee to dump the out of date food

yes hekti

we have a shop like that here\

pretty neat

i got purple icecreams that had the consistency of rubber

>mrs. comfy is sitting on my old X200 thinkpad with an SSD listing my organs on the deep web as we speak

sheeeeeeit

rip comfy

shes gonna sell your birds

she didn't understand what I gave her, I bought her a x200 and put an SSD in, she was like "nice, is this one of your old shitty laptops?"

;_;

lol

yeah she hates the birds

likes the guinea pigs tho

:(

do you have any pets, hektik?

make a hybrid of them

a cat

im boring

almost 2

some random cat just hangs out at my house from time to time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyKBxO6MTH4

they hang out like this already

wot u doin

Laghrian2 years ago
Pigs dont say what they re doing haha

one of my friends has a guinea pig

my friend'd guinnie pig drowned in cereal left on his desk once

yeah they're idiots

they're pretty much blind

so our ones, you drop a pile of food next to them and they're like WOT WOT WOT

sniffing around when the food is right there