higher-end xiaomis do too

guys

?

wanna see my OC? i thought about it when i was browsing aliexpress

ok

Sure

http://puu.sh/t7Ytf/f9147d97ac.jpg

Get jiggy with it

Lel

LOL

genius

lel

Time travel

get epoch'd

When does the 32 bit epoch end? 2036, right?

I should open up a little IT place with a bunch of normies around that time.

No doubt idiot old people with their 32-bit windows XPs will come to me and ask why their shit isn't working.

windows xp in 2036

literally how

After my foray into fault-finding, it'd be one of the less surprising things I'd have had to deal with.

I'll never atone for the number of times I've 'fixed' laptops by pressing the button that toggles wireless and let my boss charge £25 for the fix.

>laptops with physical buttons to turn off wireless

did someone say THINKPAD???

*autistic screaming*

IBM will never be what it was.

the worst idea ever

Never again will IBM spearhead computers the way they did 20 years ago.

30 years ago?

It's all trendy marketing and sleek design and make your creative dream come true and blah blah I lick dick

Computers need to suck again so people learn to do more with less.

You'd think they are already

>a6 or a8 processor

500GB HDD

4GB Ram

windows 10

1366x768

This is NZD$500 apparently

High street computer shops are daylight robbery.

Those jobs are taking money for old rope. It's borderline scammery

But it preys on ignorance and fear so it works.

My father was just about to go buy a laptop from JB, he had a voucher

We got the same laptop from for about $450 cheaper

Literally across the road

What the fuck

Fear and ignorance is how those places thrive.

Telling retired old men that we "reconfigured all their wireless settings" when in reality I just pressed a button and narrowly resisted hurling it off my worktop to make way for a 2002 laptop with a dying HDD.

FULL OF CIG SMOKE TAR BULLSHIT

AUGH

HATE THAT SHIT

The problem is nobody wants to be transparent

Money > Honesty

Of course not. You can't charge £25 for pressing a button.

There'd be outrage.

In conclusion, if you know how to do something, upsell it as much as you can get away with, people WILL give you money, no matter how unrealistic your target is.

Tell them you're a fucking wizard, you cast spells to make viruses go away, they'll probably pay extra for premium treatment.

In reality you run what, herdprotect on it and go masturbate for 3 hours.

I hate computers.

It's more like, I run a pirated copy of avast, malwarebytes, and adwcleaner on it then tell them it's clean

Yeah, that'll do the job.

Oh, you check the browsers to make sure those aren't full of spyware.

Then you're done.

Like, the main goal is to make it idiot proof

But somehow they are going to fuck it all up

>Don't do X

>they do X

🤔

Precisely

I cannot count the times I had to troubleshoot through teamviewer becuase they fucked up somehow

>Did you do XYZ

>well this this and this

>Did you do XYZ?

>well and then this happened and it's this's fault

>Did you do XYZ?

every

fucking

time

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I have a proposal

windatica pls enable

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im not even sure what im looking at

but ok

emoji

for clear bait, etc

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Thank <:you:265281777168416768>!!!

that looks pretty shitty

It looks fine.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I wanna become a multimillionaire, so money issue no-more, and then I start building gaming PCs at cost price to onsell

hey fuck u im right youre wrong

By itself like this.

Why would you onsell if money was a non-issue to you

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Just sell PCs at the price they should be