boo

but im fat af so its awesome

>fat

Hahahaha

Give me ur mineman client tho

does she like you because you're american

^^

not actually at al

l;

nah, not exactly

she does enjoy my western mindset

because chink guys are fucking scum

of the planet

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Haha u guys making me bloushe

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shoot shoot kill

Rip off kurosawa movies

also the chinese people are racist af and have no idea. they cant comprehend what racism is until its againsdt them

little 3 year old kids running around saying shit like "fuck japan! why are we in this store with all this jap shit?!"

because their grandma told them so

w-we still own japan

t-t-the ROC belongs to us

shipping is convenient, quick, and cheap. most shipping is free, and always takes less than 3 days. they will call you in the morning, tell u when they are coming to see if u r home

if they miss you, they will come back later that night, u have postage guys number

really

but you have to be there to sign?

you dont have to sign, but you do have to pick it up. if you arent home, most apartments have like timed lockers with QR codes to scan to get in

and as long as you get it in 24 hours its free

otherwise its like 3 rmb

lol

if they leave it out, it WILL Get taken

ah

if they give it to "the guy downstairs"

it will disapear

because he will steal it

not very neighborly i assume

like america

dog eat dog

dog eat dog where they actually eat dog :))))

What are y. Doing in chinaland

teaching english to kids age 3-17

do the kids have funny english names

you have no idea. many of them have real names like thomas or james

but most of them have shit like Shrek, spiderman, Trex, coco, candy

^^

i literally have a 16 year old student named fucking shrek

thats what a guy who went to china to teach told me

Why the hell

Cherry pie

coca cola

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or shit they just make up like Raynuh, Razer, and Boss

Raynuh

Reina

Boss is stupid

Ducke should be a first name

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I have students named Urania and Kronos

Big BOSS

dont blame me i voted for kodos

nah, they wouldnt be named dick or penis

Are u liking China so far

most of them are named after the english names of famous hong kong actors or something

how long have you been there

I like a lot about China, and i fucking despise a lot of it too

8 months

so are y leaving soon

stop writing "y" for "you"

Nah, I'm signing for a 2nd year soon

its "u"

kek

"so are why leaving soon"

oh I'm on mobile

If it bothers u that much

^

U got me

:-------()

any big downsides to living there

you could probably order chink brides, i guess. most of them are ordered from vietnam

napalm vc brides ew

For me, the biggest downside is the pollution and big population

the food is dirty, the air is dirty, the water is dirty

good bye lungs

everything is fucking dirty

everywhere you go

do you wear a dust mask outside

click the mouse

Face masks are a e s t H e t I c

nah, luckily i live in a city where the pollution isnt apocalytpic levels

but it gets really bad in winter

so maybe soon

probably just arching your shit up

i feel it could be but in use on some finnish cities too

you just got fuccin ARCH'D

botnet air

Botnet mineman clients as well

I had problems installing it until I moved up to latest version of rufus