#chink-shit-general

taciturasa

2016-09-16 04:11:40 UTC

http://i.imgur.com/mq6ZzfM.png
http://i.imgur.com/G3dAdRp.png reason 45 to use duckduckgo

Tyler

2016-09-16 04:23:53 UTC

reason 45: memes XD

Camphor76-22-2

2016-09-16 04:28:01 UTC

Gnu tier j9kes are not a reason

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:49:39 UTC

I told my friend today aboutwhy everyone hates the new iphone, just because heasked why.

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:50:42 UTC

He didn't understand anything and then I told him about not being able to listen to music and charge at the same time

Tyler

2016-09-16 04:51:02 UTC

Has he also asked you why Samsung users keep catching fire

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:51:10 UTC

He simply replied: "JUS BUY AN ADAPTER BROO, APPLE TOTALLY FIGURED THAT OUT XD."

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:51:20 UTC

No

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:51:37 UTC

Because he does not care about anything that is not apple.

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:51:44 UTC

Anyways

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:52:00 UTC

After that astoundingly well put argument

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:52:17 UTC

I replied and stated that I wanted Steve Jobs back

Tyler

2016-09-16 04:52:18 UTC

If you think about it, iPhones are the perfect device for someone who doesn't care about technology

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:52:27 UTC

Because at least he could innovate.

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:52:40 UTC

But

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:53:05 UTC

This guy does "care" about technology

Tyler

2016-09-16 04:53:45 UTC

I meant technolo/g/y

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:53:46 UTC

About his razer mouse and his shut laptoo that he throws everywhere.

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:54:09 UTC

Nah

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:54:16 UTC

He's a fuck boy.

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:54:34 UTC

Who goes around and raps some fucking shit tier lyrics all the time

Tyler

2016-09-16 04:54:59 UTC

Your friends are a reflection of yourself

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:55:41 UTC

Not reqlly

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:56:32 UTC

That logic is pretty flawed actually

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:56:42 UTC

Tyler

2016-09-16 04:56:57 UTC

Deep down you're a little fuckboy too

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:57:11 UTC

Why would I wanna be a fuckboy?

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:57:22 UTC

Never wear anything expensive

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:57:32 UTC

I don't act like an ape in front of girls.

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:57:42 UTC

And I don't slack.

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:57:51 UTC

So by your logic

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:57:59 UTC

If a friend went psycho

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:58:10 UTC

Or just became a serial killer

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:58:15 UTC

Without you knowing

Tyler

2016-09-16 04:58:22 UTC

Is it gay to get a massage

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:58:26 UTC

You're also a serialkiller

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:58:37 UTC

Well

Tyler

2016-09-16 04:58:52 UTC

Like from massage place

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:58:53 UTC

That depends on the masseur

Tyler

2016-09-16 04:58:58 UTC

Is that something for women

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:59:06 UTC

No

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:59:12 UTC

Massages are for everyone

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 04:59:43 UTC

You literally feel like 15 years younger when you get out of the massage parlor again

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:00:19 UTC

Having a job is great

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:00:37 UTC

I can afford to buy all the stupid shit I want, including a gay massage

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:00:50 UTC

I just told you that massages aren't gay

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:01:00 UTC

Are you even listening, ya stupid bitch?

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:01:05 UTC

Yeah but youre a fuckboy right

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:01:12 UTC

Not one bit

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:01:36 UTC

Think I should hire a whore?

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:01:43 UTC

Like

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:01:51 UTC

A hooker?

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:01:54 UTC

Yeah

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:02:04 UTC

Not a streetwalker

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:02:07 UTC

Why not get a gf instead?

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:02:09 UTC

Like one off the backaches

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:02:14 UTC

Backpages

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:02:27 UTC

Too autistic for that right now

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:02:38 UTC

Maybe when I go to college I'll try

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:02:38 UTC

"right now"

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:02:44 UTC

Go to college?

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:02:51 UTC

How fucking old are you?

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:02:56 UTC

18

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:02:58 UTC

Going to uni in one year or so

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:03:01 UTC

Oh man

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:03:05 UTC

Oh no

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:03:10 UTC

What

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:03:12 UTC

Dude

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:03:17 UTC

Huh?

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:03:43 UTC

People and especially girls don't mature before reaching the age of 23-25

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:03:45 UTC

Dude I'm so comfy right now

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:03:50 UTC

Having sex

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:04:04 UTC

Or anything of the like

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:04:09 UTC

Is completely useless

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:04:22 UTC

Don't rent a hooker

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:04:25 UTC

Well I can think of a use

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:04:30 UTC

Making my dick feel good

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:04:37 UTC

For a moment

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:04:44 UTC

But then she leaves you

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:04:56 UTC

Leaving you in an emotion induced state

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:05:11 UTC

Just wait, mah man.

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:05:18 UTC

You'll get your reward.

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:05:36 UTC

Alright dude I trust ya

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:05:48 UTC

But what if I get a happy ending from a massage place

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:06:37 UTC

Massage place?

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:06:41 UTC

No

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:06:50 UTC

Not that kind of massage

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:12:53 UTC

You ever look through your PayPal history and just think "why"

wiggly

2016-09-16 05:13:03 UTC

story of my credit card histoyr

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:14:08 UTC

Not really

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:14:13 UTC

I only buy what I need

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:14:15 UTC

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:14:22 UTC

Kill me

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:14:52 UTC

You should buy me what I need

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:16:35 UTC

Gaming...

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:16:39 UTC

Playing games..

StickyDonutHoles

2016-09-16 05:16:41 UTC

Fucking child

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:17:08 UTC

Dude I don't even play games I just buy them and then stare at my desktop

wiggly

2016-09-16 05:17:17 UTC

lol

Tyler

2016-09-16 05:18:08 UTC

The only game I actually like playing I'm banned in till October

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