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2016-09-09 23:25:28 UTC

also you know theres only 66 places on that course right?

2016-09-09 23:25:35 UTC

66 placeS?

2016-09-09 23:25:39 UTC

so competition will be fierce

2016-09-09 23:25:41 UTC

What?

2016-09-09 23:25:48 UTC

Admission Figures

Digital Media and Design will admit approx. 66 new students in 2016.
90% will be distributed through quota 1 and 10 % through quota 2.
Indicative average mark from 2015 in quota 1: 8.9.

2016-09-09 23:26:31 UTC

Oh no

2016-09-09 23:26:33 UTC

Well

2016-09-09 23:26:37 UTC

It's a small uni

2016-09-09 23:26:47 UTC

ah okay

2016-09-09 23:26:48 UTC

And not many people in the cold north likes it that much

2016-09-09 23:26:51 UTC

This ain't murica

2016-09-09 23:26:52 UTC

holy shit ginger biscuit are amazing

2016-09-09 23:27:00 UTC

iknowrite

2016-09-09 23:27:01 UTC

my dad buys kike tier aldi shit

2016-09-09 23:27:03 UTC

but wtf

2016-09-09 23:27:05 UTC

these r banging

2016-09-09 23:27:09 UTC

Aldi is good sometimes

2016-09-09 23:27:10 UTC

how did i not know this

2016-09-09 23:27:16 UTC

Their ice cream is gret

2016-09-09 23:27:18 UTC

yeah but in the uk even the small unis are somewhat competitive

2016-09-09 23:27:28 UTC

although tbf thats cos chinks

2016-09-09 23:27:33 UTC

Fuck

2016-09-09 23:27:34 UTC

the chinks love it here

2016-09-09 23:28:00 UTC

Only the future can tell what's in store for me

2016-09-09 23:28:03 UTC

lolmk8

2016-09-09 23:28:05 UTC

m8

2016-09-09 23:28:09 UTC

Hopefully I won't become a homeless

2016-09-09 23:28:16 UTC

university of sussex

2016-09-09 23:28:17 UTC

CHINKS

2016-09-09 23:28:20 UTC

EVERYWHERE

2016-09-09 23:28:20 UTC

a homeless.

2016-09-09 23:28:27 UTC

mate

2016-09-09 23:28:30 UTC

bcu

2016-09-09 23:28:31 UTC

I gotta fucking speak english and write it some more

2016-09-09 23:28:33 UTC

it has to be the highest % of chinks

2016-09-09 23:28:35 UTC

one of the shittest

2016-09-09 23:28:38 UTC

M8 try the custard creams from Lidl ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2016-09-09 23:28:41 UTC

chinks everywhere

2016-09-09 23:28:54 UTC

even the perry bar campus

2016-09-09 23:29:03 UTC

it's like 50% chinks

2016-09-09 23:29:09 UTC

oh diri mate

2016-09-09 23:29:13 UTC

40% burkhas

2016-09-09 23:29:18 UTC

one blessing of a high chinkpercentage

2016-09-09 23:29:29 UTC

kept thinking the ninjas would get me

2016-09-09 23:29:30 UTC

i managed to find the holy grail: thicc as fuck phat ass virgin chink

2016-09-09 23:29:40 UTC

kept checking my back for shuriken

2016-09-09 23:29:43 UTC

we went to a pub once

2016-09-09 23:29:48 UTC

omg

2016-09-09 23:29:51 UTC
2016-09-09 23:29:56 UTC

and the bouncer said: DAMN I AINT EVER SEEN A ASIAN WITH AN ASS THAT FAT

2016-09-09 23:29:59 UTC

Lol chinks can be pretty hot, quite a lot at my uni

2016-09-09 23:30:01 UTC

Could I just become a freelancer?

2016-09-09 23:30:02 UTC

hahahha

2016-09-09 23:30:06 UTC

Or would that be a bad idea?

2016-09-09 23:30:11 UTC

do you have a portfolio

2016-09-09 23:30:12 UTC

i was like my nigga (lierally)

2016-09-09 23:30:14 UTC

I'm 19

2016-09-09 23:30:22 UTC

then no

2016-09-09 23:30:27 UTC

But they dress in some weird and fucking clothes

2016-09-09 23:30:31 UTC

I've worked at a newspaper and a grocery store

2016-09-09 23:30:31 UTC

you need a sick portfolio

2016-09-09 23:30:42 UTC

I need a courier font

2016-09-09 23:30:43 UTC

not at all diri

2016-09-09 23:30:50 UTC

if you want money

2016-09-09 23:30:52 UTC

brighton is inundated with IT work

2016-09-09 23:30:54 UTC

just do SEO

2016-09-09 23:30:59 UTC

SEO

2016-09-09 23:31:01 UTC

?

2016-09-09 23:31:13 UTC

Search engine optimisation

2016-09-09 23:31:19 UTC

Aaahahahha

2016-09-09 23:31:19 UTC

and e-marketing shit

2016-09-09 23:31:21 UTC

I see

2016-09-09 23:31:26 UTC

diri my friend left uni and walked straight in to 200GBP a day work with a pretty damn unimpressive portfolio

2016-09-09 23:31:26 UTC

people pay outta the ass for it

2016-09-09 23:31:34 UTC

they had too much work and needed workers ASAP

2016-09-09 23:31:38 UTC

Going freelance straight away is bad. You need to get a salaried job and build network of people

2016-09-09 23:31:39 UTC

omg dont get in to SEO

2016-09-09 23:31:54 UTC

the most boring thing ever

2016-09-09 23:31:58 UTC

200 GBP?

2016-09-09 23:32:01 UTC

dunno a guy I know is a marketing manager now

2016-09-09 23:32:02 UTC

learning about it - interesting as fuck

2016-09-09 23:32:02 UTC

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

2016-09-09 23:32:06 UTC

doing it as a job - fuck no

2016-09-09 23:32:07 UTC

after 3 years

2016-09-09 23:32:13 UTC

like 40K

2016-09-09 23:32:17 UTC

he's 23

2016-09-09 23:32:26 UTC

p good

2016-09-09 23:32:30 UTC

He is probably one of a lucky few

2016-09-09 23:32:37 UTC

I actually considered being a cop.

2016-09-09 23:32:42 UTC

trust tho SEO is boring as fuck

2016-09-09 23:32:56 UTC

no arguments that it's boring

2016-09-09 23:32:58 UTC

Maybe I should just become a sys admin :^)

2016-09-09 23:33:01 UTC

Can guarantee not everyone walks into a 40k job after 3 years at 23.

2016-09-09 23:33:09 UTC

I know

2016-09-09 23:33:15 UTC

what sorta music u in to lads

2016-09-09 23:33:20 UTC

Electronic

2016-09-09 23:33:24 UTC

let me post some shit im in to

2016-09-09 23:33:30 UTC

he played the whole move jobs

2016-09-09 23:33:31 UTC

thing

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