google it

also

do you know norwegian

like

understand it

if so

I do

klwp is a clusterfuck and the moment you start doing anything remotely complex things will start to fall apart

Damn

whydo people buy heartrate monitors

are we all cardiac victims or something

I wanted it more for the watch

Because watching numbers change is fun

like I wanted a waterproof watch and steps tracker

I am running. sometimes I run so fast, I can't really gauge how fast I have to be

They are stupid anyway. You can't even walk and measure your heartrate

Then I just hurt myself

because I like being able to have a milestone to measure myself to keep me motivated

I want to know my pace, at least in order to not fuck up myself too fast

maybe I am getting a strap

Get the xiaomeme shoes

You guys gonna watch the apple keynote?

I am

Gonna laugh at all the ridiculous shit they announce.

Can you watch it with Windows? They always restrict that bullshit

I hope so.

Wait

WHAT?

They restrict watching their stuff on windows?

Isn't that illegal?

No

http://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2016/

Only Edge works

god i want more terrible keynotes

they're so fun

Oh god
If you wanna watch their live stream
You have to have either windows 10 with edge
Or an apple product
I can't even watch their shitty livestream on my macbook
Because I run Lion.

"ladies and gentlemen, maroon five"

Fucking jews

Tfw FBI will try to drop encryption after new president is elected

oh wow

This is problem

One of Maroon 5's back up singers are pretty hot

guess i'll miss out on whatever lame product apple drops

that xiaomi will do better

Maybe they put an eraser on the pen

Last time Microsoft made fun of them for not having an eraser

"our new macbook air doubles as a coaster"

http://www.wired.co.uk/article/fbi-director-calls-for-encryption-end

Why does this asshole insist

Microsoft actually made their keyboards better

imagine being the director of the FBI

I hope his whole family gets murdered due to no encryption ;^} that will show him

jesus christ

you'd know everything

You wouldn't @zero

If were to know everything

You would have to be the boss of the CIA

slut from my class got preggo over summer

Nice

Fuck her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ

you'd stil be up there

Embrace chinese botnet

you and the CIA boss would probably catch up for sandwich breaks

Better than amerishit

I would rather a detective to be honest.

Nah

a crooked detective

They wouldn't

who figts crime

and the law

but mostly the law

I wanna work for the CSA

i wanna work for kmart

but they wont hire me

I don't want to work at all

let me be NEET

i wanna work

it's crazy fun

"I wanna waste my entire life doing nothing"

nothing is in the eye of thebeholder

"And not experiencing anything that would be too heard"

hard*

Reviewing shitty product for goodboy points is alright

The eye of the tiger

Can you still get goodboy points?

become a shitty youtube review

You can be neet and workout

that would be nice

a viral one

Wasn't it over with the whole cake thing?

Or paint

who films any object and reviews

them

for an hour

Havent bought anything on gearbest for a while tbh

neithe

ri've not bought chink shit for two months

Wageslave cucks think the world ends when person doesn't work

barely even follow the threads anymore tbh