Oh god
If you wanna watch their live stream
You have to have either windows 10 with edge
Or an apple product
I can't even watch their shitty livestream on my macbook
Because I run Lion.

"ladies and gentlemen, maroon five"

Fucking jews

Tfw FBI will try to drop encryption after new president is elected

oh wow

This is problem

One of Maroon 5's back up singers are pretty hot

guess i'll miss out on whatever lame product apple drops

that xiaomi will do better

Maybe they put an eraser on the pen

Last time Microsoft made fun of them for not having an eraser

"our new macbook air doubles as a coaster"

http://www.wired.co.uk/article/fbi-director-calls-for-encryption-end

Why does this asshole insist

Microsoft actually made their keyboards better

imagine being the director of the FBI

I hope his whole family gets murdered due to no encryption ;^} that will show him

jesus christ

you'd know everything

You wouldn't @zero

If were to know everything

You would have to be the boss of the CIA

slut from my class got preggo over summer

Nice

Fuck her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ

you'd stil be up there

Embrace chinese botnet

you and the CIA boss would probably catch up for sandwich breaks

Better than amerishit

I would rather a detective to be honest.

Nah

a crooked detective

They wouldn't

who figts crime

and the law

but mostly the law

I wanna work for the CSA

i wanna work for kmart

but they wont hire me

I don't want to work at all