because when I go 130 I get all those cucks and women that brake for no reason

and therefore force me to brake

when I go 150 I get on the comfy lane of gud drivers that don't slow down

and get to maintain a constant speed

it's funneh

I remember my dad would drive 220 on the highway once

If someone would try to pull out

He would just be putting the blinker on

kek

And just brake like a madman

I've had a similar situation once, though with my bundo, so not quite as fast

>2 lane highway

5 lane highway masterrace

>I'm on left lane going 180 tach with my bundo

>on the right I see a little 'traffic jam' coming up because of an exit

>I pay attention as I approach and see all of them seem to want to leave

>think I can drive past them

>who are you quoting?

I'm telling a story

breh

Oh..

Carry on

>just as I drive past them, fucking woman suddenly pulls into the left lane without blinking

>ABORT MISSION FULL BRAKES FUCK SHIT FUCK

>ABS triggers, car still swervers a fuckton, I can manage though

>end up just a few metres behind her when I get to a reasonable speed

>she flips me off and drives away

fug.

The dangers of trying to reach the top

oh, I also honked the whole time.

kek

and as far as I remember the final countdown was playing.

She flips you off?

OH MAN

I WOULD GET ANGRY THERE

I should check the fuel prices

yeah because apparently she thought I just honked at her without reason - that's what I presume

I wanna run with ethanol again

The acceleration you get with ethanol is crazy

>running on perfectly drinkable booze

you madman

Well hey

It's cheap

And I'm "environmentally friendly"

Supposedly

when I'm in germany I always get the normal 95 oct fuel

because if I get E10 my bundo just ends up using .5l/100km more fuel

and that's not worth the 1-2 cents per litre I save

I hear they're gonna reduce the taxes for ethanol-running cars again

I paid like...

you mean E85, right?

40 euros last year

E75 currently

My bundo is cheap as fuck in taxes and insurance too

How much do ya pay?

like 200CHF taxes a year, 800 insurance (fully comprehensive, means even if I reck the car on my own I still get paid)

That's...

Quite a lot

in comparison, my dad pays 1200CHF taxes and 1500 insurance for his bimmer, and he just has liability insurance

Switzerland's just expensive breh

Granted you said yours was new

it's cheap for Switzerland

liability insurance would be something in between 300-500 bux for my bundo

keep in mind everything is more expensive here and we earn more

well not everything, our fuel is one of the cheapest in yurop : ^)

2 way insurance for my car would be around 400 bucks, yes

http://i.imgur.com/VYyp3JW.png

Again, environmental car

Sooo

also keep in mind 1 EUR = 1.12CHF

where were you from again?

Well

1 CHF = 1 USD

Approx

yeh

I know a few Swiss

so you're murritard?

No

Swede

kek

So our taxes are about the same

...are they?

I thought you had taxes comparable to germany

Pfft

No

Check the Burger index

Sweden, Norway and Switzerland don't lead that chart for no reason

how do you guys make ur ramen

do you like

make it a soup

yes

Cook the water

Hi /g

Let it boil

or drain it

Put the noodles in

And whatever else you want

soup masterrace

http://i.imgur.com/LITSuoC.png

Switzerland leads by quite a bit though : ^)