found it because I forgot what connect four was :^)

the twist is that we just end up reccomending the product

haha

would never air

haha fake viagra made out of brick dust

fucking hell

Not sure what's wrong with those razors or electric toothbrush heads

if they get the job done

10.3% hydrogen peroxide in teeth whitening gel kits

way over the legal limit

like taking a nuke to your enamel lol

kek

I was at the dentist today

nigga sanded my teeth

so I was like

did you just sand muh teeth

but it's some softer type of rock dust

ｍｏｏｎ　ｒｏｃｋｓ

and apparently enamel doesn't grow back

was it tooth stone removal?

plaque*

but you can sorta niggerfix it by filling weak parts with calciium and fluoride

protect it with fluor obv

it was after the toothstone removal

more like polishing

toothstone is done with scraping and grinding with a dremel

tbh the most "I hope this guy knows what hes doing" feeling was getting muh wisdom teeth pulled

or rather

crushed with one of those shear like tools (whaddayacallem)

and then pulling out the pieces

rreee

yeah. depends on how impacted they are iirc

pliers is the tool

if it's going in sideays they have to crack um and pull um

got lucky, no wisdom teeth here

so you are not wise

smart enough for medschool

but are you a bad enough dude

but do you not have them or are they not a problem?

never had um

i assume everyone has the same teeth

no. there's a significant amount of people that never develop them

oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb2go9dkwr8

chink shit cut up my kids face

kek really

You know those slap band wristbands>

yeah

having kids.... first mistake

Fluoride causes autism

Those have cut up tape measures in them

oh they are probably sharp

yeah

yup

First 8 minutes

also a plush with a metal rod sticking out

Fake Frozen products

kewl

lmao. for what it's worth your kid is probably so ugly, that the cut didn't really hurt the resale value

Im gonna fap/sleep now tbh bye 😘

Goodnight

Going to sleep too

hey guys

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this is my computer

tell me it's not a cancerous piece of shit

old as shit

you just bought it?

http://laptops.specout.com/l/32/Studio-17-model-1747

rate my laptop

with the i7

and the radeon card

i give it seven jumping-off-bustops-while-drunk out of seven

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hello

hi

well then

@Tribit i've had it for a while now

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2860378/Stores-Britain-selling-fake-bottle-Head-Shoulders-shampoo-containing-sex-change-chemical.html

oh no

‘Sex-change chemical’ found in fake bottles of Head and Shoulders shampoo sold in stores across Britain

heh

that makes no sense

I have heard that grounding that shit up and putting it in your shampoo does wonders for hair loss

no i mean the sex change thing

how can that even work

it it changes sex it's got to be either malke to female or female to male

so one gender is immune

me too, you ground up hormone pills or whatever and put it in your shampoo

It's magic, it detects your gender and acts accordingly

fucking chinks

well Head and Shoulders usually is for men I think

is it?

I think so yeah

huh

figured all shampoo was marketed towards females

generally helps against dandruff etc

i use head and shoulders with old spice

cheeky chinks loading them up with female hormones