Message from @Azure.EXE

Discord ID: 220685938811076608


2016-08-31 22:38:31 UTC  

kewl

2016-08-31 22:38:47 UTC  

lmao. for what it's worth your kid is probably so ugly, that the cut didn't really hurt the resale value

2016-08-31 22:39:24 UTC  

Im gonna fap/sleep now tbh bye 😘

2016-08-31 22:39:34 UTC  

Goodnight

2016-08-31 22:39:39 UTC  

Going to sleep too

2016-08-31 22:43:08 UTC  

hey guys

2016-08-31 22:43:14 UTC  

this is my computer

2016-08-31 22:43:24 UTC  

tell me it's not a cancerous piece of shit

2016-08-31 22:43:56 UTC  

old as shit

2016-08-31 22:52:46 UTC  

you just bought it?

2016-08-31 22:57:42 UTC  

rate my laptop

2016-08-31 22:59:43 UTC  

with the i7

2016-08-31 22:59:47 UTC  

and the radeon card

2016-08-31 23:17:38 UTC  

i give it seven jumping-off-bustops-while-drunk out of seven

2016-08-31 23:18:25 UTC  

Welcome <@220682530809053186>!

2016-08-31 23:18:42 UTC  

hello

2016-08-31 23:19:53 UTC  

hi

2016-08-31 23:26:18 UTC  

well then

2016-08-31 23:27:07 UTC  

@Tribit i've had it for a while now

2016-08-31 23:28:01 UTC  

oh no

2016-08-31 23:28:10 UTC  

‘Sex-change chemical’ found in fake bottles of Head and Shoulders shampoo sold in stores across Britain

2016-08-31 23:28:12 UTC  

heh

2016-08-31 23:28:24 UTC  

that makes no sense

2016-08-31 23:29:06 UTC  

I have heard that grounding that shit up and putting it in your shampoo does wonders for hair loss

2016-08-31 23:29:21 UTC  

no i mean the sex change thing

2016-08-31 23:29:28 UTC  

how can that even work

2016-08-31 23:29:40 UTC  

it it changes sex it's got to be either malke to female or female to male

2016-08-31 23:29:45 UTC  

so one gender is immune

2016-08-31 23:29:50 UTC  

me too, you ground up hormone pills or whatever and put it in your shampoo

2016-08-31 23:29:59 UTC  

It's magic, it detects your gender and acts accordingly

2016-08-31 23:30:07 UTC  

fucking chinks

2016-08-31 23:30:18 UTC  

well Head and Shoulders usually is for men I think

2016-08-31 23:30:24 UTC  

is it?

2016-08-31 23:30:32 UTC  

I think so yeah

2016-08-31 23:30:36 UTC  

huh

2016-08-31 23:30:45 UTC  

figured all shampoo was marketed towards females

2016-08-31 23:30:49 UTC  

generally helps against dandruff etc

2016-08-31 23:32:08 UTC  

i use head and shoulders with old spice