Message from @Tribit

Discord ID: 220687211773820929


2016-08-31 23:28:01 UTC  

oh no

2016-08-31 23:28:10 UTC  

‘Sex-change chemical’ found in fake bottles of Head and Shoulders shampoo sold in stores across Britain

2016-08-31 23:28:12 UTC  

heh

2016-08-31 23:28:24 UTC  

that makes no sense

2016-08-31 23:29:06 UTC  

I have heard that grounding that shit up and putting it in your shampoo does wonders for hair loss

2016-08-31 23:29:21 UTC  

no i mean the sex change thing

2016-08-31 23:29:28 UTC  

how can that even work

2016-08-31 23:29:40 UTC  

it it changes sex it's got to be either malke to female or female to male

2016-08-31 23:29:45 UTC  

so one gender is immune

2016-08-31 23:29:50 UTC  

me too, you ground up hormone pills or whatever and put it in your shampoo

2016-08-31 23:29:59 UTC  

It's magic, it detects your gender and acts accordingly

2016-08-31 23:30:07 UTC  

fucking chinks

2016-08-31 23:30:18 UTC  

well Head and Shoulders usually is for men I think

2016-08-31 23:30:24 UTC  

is it?

2016-08-31 23:30:32 UTC  

I think so yeah

2016-08-31 23:30:36 UTC  

huh

2016-08-31 23:30:45 UTC  

figured all shampoo was marketed towards females

2016-08-31 23:30:49 UTC  

generally helps against dandruff etc

2016-08-31 23:32:08 UTC  

i use head and shoulders with old spice

2016-08-31 23:32:11 UTC  

cheeky chinks loading them up with female hormones

2016-08-31 23:32:12 UTC  

bc im a manly man

2016-08-31 23:32:15 UTC  

take that western pigs

2016-08-31 23:32:20 UTC  

the manliest of the many men

2016-08-31 23:32:31 UTC  

i use old spice deoderant

2016-08-31 23:32:49 UTC  

i was amazed that it didn't just smell like fermented spices

2016-08-31 23:33:05 UTC  

though that would be sure fire the most manly smell

2016-08-31 23:33:19 UTC  

nice meme

2016-08-31 23:34:23 UTC  

what the fuck is with all these phishing emails guys

2016-08-31 23:34:36 UTC  

im getting ones for "sex addict anonymous"

2016-08-31 23:34:38 UTC  

Stop signing up for dating websites

2016-08-31 23:34:44 UTC  

i dont

2016-08-31 23:34:47 UTC  

thats why im confused

2016-08-31 23:34:59 UTC  

i had my email adress stolen ince, a work one too, and i have now got a million people on twoo asking to date me

2016-08-31 23:35:01 UTC  

ive never signed up for a dating website

2016-08-31 23:35:11 UTC  

"looking for a male between 18 and 52"

2016-08-31 23:35:16 UTC  

not the pickiest bunch

2016-08-31 23:35:48 UTC  

try googling your email

2016-08-31 23:35:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/220688124160901120/Screenshot_20160831_203538.png

2016-08-31 23:35:49 UTC  

As long as it moves and doesn't get you in jail, it's alright

2016-08-31 23:35:55 UTC  

see where it shows up