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2018-10-09 05:15:34 UTC

Poland is on its way, paving way for perfect church and state balance

2018-10-09 05:16:04 UTC

They just have to completely separate from the satanic EU

2018-10-09 09:39:46 UTC

polaki jest bardzo dobrze ludzie.

2018-10-09 09:40:10 UTC

and zubrowka is by far the best variation of vodka there is.

2018-10-09 12:05:36 UTC

WE WUZ FIRST CALLED CHRISTIANS IN ANTIOCH
http://orthochristian.com/116275.html

2018-10-09 15:15:13 UTC

Orthodox are always so badass looking

2018-10-09 15:23:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/499240614416744475/Screenshot_20181009-112348.png

2018-10-09 15:25:53 UTC

Hate the man himself, but the office of the Holy Father, ruler of Christendom and the representative of Christ on Earth, being invited there?!

2018-10-09 19:22:02 UTC

Interesting.

2018-10-09 20:15:50 UTC

Trump redpilled Kim. Kim redpilled Francis???

2018-10-10 22:07:41 UTC

I met one of those weird wiccans on Deviantart... She believes she is a goddess... Despite thinking she is blessed, she has had 2 miscarriages and thinks she lost her 'powers'.

2018-10-10 22:08:42 UTC

She got one of those miscarriages not long after attacking my beliefs.

2018-10-10 22:33:28 UTC

Damn

2018-10-10 22:33:45 UTC

You had a reflect spell cast on you before the battle, I see

2018-10-10 22:41:01 UTC

Even funnier, her husband joined in and thought he could get me and kill whatever angel was protecting me.

2018-10-10 22:42:17 UTC

I ROFLMAOed at this guy who thinks he is some raven-like demon trying to defeat me in some spiritual warfare.

2018-10-10 22:43:51 UTC

Such fools they are in the face of the Lord.

2018-10-11 00:34:32 UTC

I guess that really long moonspeak word I never remember how to spell applies to leftists

2018-10-11 00:35:57 UTC

Ive read some of those curse books though. Stupid superstition. But Im pretty sure you can't kill an angel or demon so they must not read too well.

2018-10-11 00:44:08 UTC

She's actually written her own spellbook articles. Weirdest stuff I ever heard online regarding freaking fertility goddesses and being bound to Earth.

2018-10-11 00:46:36 UTC

You can't kill an angel, and while a demon is also unkillable, it can be conquered with the wisdom of Christ.

2018-10-11 00:47:36 UTC

"I, a meaty flashsack, am going to talk a spiritual being that does not require a physical form - and thus the modern understanding of life - that has existed before the material realm came into existence to death."

2018-10-11 00:47:44 UTC

**_yeah that'll work out just fine_**

2018-10-11 02:23:35 UTC

Some of those curse things actually work. They donโ€™t on actual Christians, but they do work.

2018-10-11 02:24:35 UTC

The โ€œpowerโ€ behind the curse comes from Satan.

2018-10-11 02:26:45 UTC

We have examples from the Bible of Satan and demons affecting the world. Moses and the serpents in the OT, possessions in the New.

2018-10-11 02:29:41 UTC

When you go places these pagan/Satanists/Wiccans perform their rituals it just seems off.

2018-10-11 02:31:56 UTC

Id say its more because it is a degenerate nest

2018-10-11 02:32:21 UTC

The book reads like a specific set of prayers

2018-10-11 02:32:39 UTC

But I never really finished it.

2018-10-11 02:33:02 UTC

Maybe I'll go back through it.

2018-10-11 03:49:51 UTC

Itโ€™s one of those things you have to feel yourself. Itโ€™s not just because youโ€™re around scumbags. Itโ€™s much deeper than that.

2018-10-11 03:50:30 UTC

Like feeling raw evil in the air around you. Very strange feeling. You definitely know it when it happens.

2018-10-11 03:51:24 UTC

I would bet you could feel it at some of these antifa protests/riots.

2018-10-11 03:53:40 UTC

Ehh IDK I spent 3 months at night in a cemetery and didnt feel anything besides "damn nature, you scary".

2018-10-11 03:54:35 UTC

Though there are studiea that show that meditation effects the world around you especially if its in a group.

2018-10-11 03:55:06 UTC

lol a cemetary isn't anything. That's just shit for the TV shows.

2018-10-11 03:55:14 UTC

Im not much for religion but there is certainly a spiritual aspect to the world we dont know enough about.

2018-10-11 03:55:59 UTC

From a scientific standpoint, it's energy that gets detected.

2018-10-11 03:56:00 UTC

I mean it was a VA cemetery so many of those were bound to be combat deaths.

2018-10-11 03:56:58 UTC

Even combat deaths don't mean much. "Spirits" aren't dead people hanging around. Biblically, they're all demonic in nature.

2018-10-11 03:57:49 UTC

But again from a more secular/science standpoint, youโ€™re getting energy thatโ€™s around somehow.

2018-10-11 03:57:52 UTC

I would imagine hanging around to prey on all the upset family would be a reason to inhabit the cemetery

2018-10-11 03:59:56 UTC

Cemeteries are too holy in nature. Even with the upset families, thereโ€™s constantly religious leaders praying over everything. Not to say it canโ€™t happen, just unlikely.

2018-10-11 04:01:01 UTC

Oddly enough, some of the TV show stereotypes are somewhat true.

2018-10-11 04:02:05 UTC

Like in areas where horrible stuff happened, thereโ€™s usually some kind of demonic entity that shows up or helped with the horrible event.

2018-10-11 06:44:34 UTC

the wiccans make regular neo pagan cults look like legit churches.

2018-10-11 06:46:03 UTC

it's the biggest collection of crackpots making a hotchpotch of all the pagan faithd.

2018-10-11 13:12:10 UTC

If she watch Charmed, she a thot

2018-10-11 13:52:32 UTC

Actually she may also be sort of an otherkin too. Though she constantly tried to distance herself from it, she had all characteristics of one.

2018-10-11 13:53:27 UTC

She believed she had the soul of a wolf a dragon and a phoenix that she would turn into when she died.

2018-10-11 13:54:35 UTC

While she had amazing art, the message behind it was so ridiculous you'd think she was very high... Or have the mentality of a typical Hollywood actress with their weird rituals.

2018-10-11 13:57:39 UTC

<:laugh:448312947073351681>

2018-10-11 14:12:41 UTC

She hot?

2018-10-11 14:15:56 UTC

She looks attractive until you realize she drew a painting of herself as her 'dragonform' and her husbands 'demonform'. with the demon banging the dragon and the dragon already very pregnant in a mammalian way as an illustration of her creepy belief in fertility goddesses.

2018-10-11 14:19:25 UTC

Wow

2018-10-11 14:20:20 UTC

I sorta had a crush on her before discovering that one piece and her true beliefs.

2018-10-11 14:22:09 UTC

After that I was like 'nope!' and months later she attacked my beliefs and tried all that BS I mentioned yesterday.

2018-10-11 14:35:11 UTC

Wait

2018-10-11 14:35:17 UTC

HUSBANDS DEMON FORM?

2018-10-11 14:35:23 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2018-10-11 14:35:40 UTC

"OH DADDY!"

2018-10-11 14:36:04 UTC

"You're a sex demon. That's why you have a *monster* cock!"

2018-10-11 14:36:15 UTC

Why is my mind this way

2018-10-11 14:36:18 UTC

Make it stop

2018-10-11 15:19:30 UTC

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2018-10-11 16:25:01 UTC

Dude thatโ€™s nuts

2018-10-11 23:48:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/500092451017588738/Liberal_Sinners.jpg

2018-10-11 23:58:02 UTC

Haha thatโ€™s great

2018-10-12 01:59:35 UTC

Yessss

2018-10-13 03:52:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/500516165790203922/image0.jpg

2018-10-13 03:52:37 UTC

Stolen from the group.

2018-10-13 16:09:33 UTC

To be fair

2018-10-13 16:09:40 UTC

Paganism doesnt make shit up

2018-10-13 16:09:58 UTC

Like: "We built the pyramids, we Egyptians n sheit"

2018-10-13 16:52:37 UTC

Thatโ€™s true, at least from what Iโ€™ve seen.

2018-10-14 04:46:23 UTC

Well mostly true

2018-10-14 13:02:56 UTC

I will take a crowd that says:

"These magic stones make you see the future"

Over the ones that say:

"Muh pyramids and pharaohs were black, nigga. I swear to god! Like, we wuz super advanced and sheit, but then white people came and we wuz defeated"

2018-10-14 13:53:01 UTC

Advanced civilization with flying pyramids defeated by caveman

2018-10-14 13:53:52 UTC

I meant modern pagans though with their historical revisionism

2018-10-14 15:00:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/501046534352142370/Screenshot_20181014-105934.png

2018-10-14 15:00:07 UTC

Man that's cool

2018-10-14 18:14:59 UTC

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

2018-10-14 18:58:09 UTC

I'm gonna get the truck for firewood.

2018-10-14 18:59:02 UTC

Any aussies that can lend an autotrain?

2018-10-14 18:59:45 UTC

That old GAZ my dad looted when they destroyed the collective farms is not gonna cut it.

2018-10-14 22:05:30 UTC

Forget that

2018-10-14 22:05:38 UTC

We will need Iron maidens

2018-10-15 08:47:01 UTC

We need something quick and cheap to rid of them. Iron Maidens are the opposite of that. you need skillz to craft one.

2018-10-15 10:43:21 UTC

thats a good point so firewood it is

2018-10-15 16:50:49 UTC

when did witches becomeNPCd aswell

2018-10-15 16:50:58 UTC

i thought witches are supernatural and shiz

2018-10-15 16:52:51 UTC

these are harry tosser style witches.

2018-10-15 16:53:16 UTC

which means they're grade a morons incapable of even the basic arithmethics.

2018-10-15 16:53:25 UTC

wowzers

2018-10-15 18:19:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451601956755210241/501459155295535104/image0.jpg

2018-10-15 22:36:55 UTC

I turned agnostic by reasoning and emotional pain. Not by war or listening to socialist propaganda.

2018-10-15 22:43:14 UTC

Good memes never come from places of salt induced rage, which is why both atheist and christian memes are usually cringe

2018-10-15 22:59:53 UTC

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