Joined after 911 cause murica

Army tried to cover it up

Which is fine motivation

I'd say supporting troops with money would do more good

Kek

We need plasma TVs more than anything, thanks

Pretty sure he was enlisted too

Despite being a college grad

Ugh. Famas

Beard outside the wire

When was it?

Unit?

Because when mopp level is 0 and you dont even have masks it doesnt really matter

But the second its possible they'll probably shave them all

Before France withdrew

So late when the chance was 0

(((withdrew)))

So before 2013

No I can't blame them this time

Getting shot in the back by "people" they are supposed to be helping

Yeah me neither, was just an opportunity to meme

12 years is a long ass time

Not if you want change

Need to raise at least one generation under the new rules

Afghan soldier killed four of them

Americans will do it

That was a long-ass discussion about beards

Welp. Now we know what no grooming standard looks like

#millenials

None of those are excessive

Those are all in regs

US Army wise

I say, if you can wear a beard and a mask, you're good. Make them go through the gas chamber to prove it

I'd trust my beard against nerve gas and Michael Moore's farts any day

Would have to do that every week with the privates and you know it

Yeah

No letting people do what ever is retarded

That's why I say, minimum year of service, E3. Hell, E4 would be a better benchmark but the specialist rank is stupid anyway

Fucking privates barely can was fheir clothes

E4s are the worst

Privates try

E4 try to push everything

Id rather they focus on CC on base

For E5s or 6s and up

I come from a world that doesn't have many higher ranks. I've seen more than one corporal together, and no platoon leader

We were bottom heavy

But that means you guys were more responsible

Yeah

I've seen E4 with more time in service than a major

Me too

Guard life

RCP fo lyfe

Lol

Hopefully If I go back in I make E5 fast

Go in one of those civilian skills mos

I wanna go Crypto Ling

You speak anything?

Learn a new language good re enlistment

No one reason I want to

But I hear promotions are rare

I'm decent with Mandarin but I don't wanna be a linguist

Yeah those fields like to dangle instant rank for reclass and then you retire as e5

It isnt really a linguist

Its a sigint dude that is language qualified

You arent forced to work in your language

Don't wanna do sigint shit.

If you are a pt stud you can do SF work

Be a sonar operator yo

Lol

Quick, get a camera crew!

I wanted to go hacker but army needs certs to do it currently

Aw shiieeet you mean they need qualifications? Whack

And Humint is stupid

Navy I could do but lol navy

3/20 support company is within commuting distance

Sigint doesnt sound so bad

Problem with humint is that some people think they are secret agents

And it can pay later

I saw the reddit

You deal with good Intel people, they are GOOD. But bad intel people are super shit

The jokes are funny

They said humint is paying people to lie to you and feel cool

All the humint were salty about it

S2 is no different, some are really great and an asset to the unit, some think they are just God's gift to the military but ultimately worthless

It's late night guys it is time for dank MEMES

Thing about Sigint is though if you get airborne as crypto you can go be part of SF support

And Im down for that some

I dunno if my body can take it. I'm getting old

Go back go SF support make 6 or 7 and run a platoon

Ride that till retirement or shoot for E8

I made it out good so I could take another 6 years pretending to be a badass