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2018-07-28 03:13:50 UTC

I'll reenlist if they let me keep my beard

2018-07-28 03:14:01 UTC

Yeet

2018-07-28 03:14:31 UTC

I'll reenlist after I get my associates

2018-07-28 03:14:44 UTC

Go super pog

2018-07-28 03:14:49 UTC

Hate to tell you man but from everything I've heard political correctness has not fled now that Mattis is in charge

2018-07-28 03:15:12 UTC

It depends on the commanders

2018-07-28 03:15:34 UTC

Oh? Russian roulette then?

2018-07-28 03:15:50 UTC

Had a 1sg art15 black guys for saying nigga in my infantry unit

2018-07-28 03:16:00 UTC

2

2018-07-28 03:16:15 UTC

REEEEtarded

2018-07-28 03:16:16 UTC

I laughed pretty hard when they told me

2018-07-28 03:16:29 UTC

Oh so he just hated them

2018-07-28 03:16:47 UTC

No he was an uptight 1sg

2018-07-28 03:17:04 UTC

He would do it to anyone

2018-07-28 03:17:22 UTC

Some care some dont

2018-07-28 03:17:26 UTC

Would he do it to whites for the same thing?

2018-07-28 03:17:33 UTC

Yes

2018-07-28 03:17:40 UTC

Then it's fairness

2018-07-28 03:17:48 UTC

He got people for beards and other shit

2018-07-28 03:17:56 UTC

Bullshit

2018-07-28 03:18:02 UTC

What the fuck is wrong with a beard

2018-07-28 03:18:21 UTC

But I've had E7s call people niggas

2018-07-28 03:18:28 UTC

ReGUlAtiaOnS

2018-07-28 03:18:30 UTC

Grooming standards

2018-07-28 03:18:47 UTC

Get that shaving profile

2018-07-28 03:19:03 UTC

If the regs said you had to cut off your balls would it make it ok????

2018-07-28 03:20:30 UTC

Black privilege

2018-07-28 03:20:48 UTC

There are reasons to keep it short or smooth

2018-07-28 03:20:49 UTC

>get shot in face
>Damn you ugly looking now
>Request grooming profile to grow beard to cover up physical wound
>Receive it
>Happier than you ever been while in
>Cry because of this

2018-07-28 03:21:15 UTC

>die in a gas attack because mask doesnt seal lmao

2018-07-28 03:21:23 UTC

That too

2018-07-28 03:21:27 UTC

E3 with over a year in should be allowed beards

2018-07-28 03:21:40 UTC

Nah

2018-07-28 03:21:44 UTC

If you shave the neckbeard it seals

2018-07-28 03:21:48 UTC

Just declare your religion to be sikh

2018-07-28 03:21:59 UTC

No private should be able to make decisions

2018-07-28 03:22:24 UTC

That only works for religious personnel

2018-07-28 03:22:44 UTC

But you are religious ;-)

2018-07-28 03:22:48 UTC

I have a promask in my patrol car. It works

2018-07-28 03:23:02 UTC

I think he means chaplains

2018-07-28 03:23:10 UTC

Gas yourself did you?

2018-07-28 03:23:24 UTC

Tear gas

2018-07-28 03:23:38 UTC

Also gas leaks

2018-07-28 03:23:50 UTC

Idk how well beards do, but thats why its done that way

2018-07-28 03:23:59 UTC

That's what they told you sgt

2018-07-28 03:24:03 UTC

But they lied

2018-07-28 03:24:20 UTC

It's because some officer somewhere was baby faced and unable to grow a manly beard

2018-07-28 03:24:26 UTC

Nah I believe its probably true

2018-07-28 03:24:37 UTC

1sg LIED?? Why would he do that??

2018-07-28 03:24:53 UTC

Your mask works for minutes at a time? Cool

2018-07-28 03:24:57 UTC

French, German, Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish soldiers can have beards

2018-07-28 03:25:25 UTC

Pretty sure in 24/7 mopp it will cause problems

2018-07-28 03:25:45 UTC

Yeah but someday and World War 3 everyone is going to be dead from gas attacks except us, and somewhere, some s*** ass retired second lieutenant is going to feel like a hero

2018-07-28 03:25:59 UTC

I have a friend from college who joined the Danish Army. He joined the only unit that requires shaving. The Life Guards

2018-07-28 03:26:06 UTC

Truth

2018-07-28 03:26:38 UTC

But do they require shaving when they deploy?

2018-07-28 03:27:20 UTC

No

2018-07-28 03:27:25 UTC

Who actually requires shaving outside of the fob?

2018-07-28 03:27:31 UTC

Its fine to say they allow beards but unless you cite their entire section we dont know what they have to do

2018-07-28 03:28:39 UTC

There is also the part at some point you wont have grooming tools to keep it good.

2018-07-28 03:29:08 UTC

You have your bayonet, sweet cheeks

2018-07-28 03:29:10 UTC

Im sure it works with some beards but at some point its going to be a problme

2018-07-28 03:29:19 UTC

A quick Google search can find you a ton of pics of European troops deployed with beards

2018-07-28 03:29:25 UTC

Well yeah you'd need a standard

2018-07-28 03:29:31 UTC

We have it at the police department too

2018-07-28 03:29:37 UTC

Most are pogs though

2018-07-28 03:29:43 UTC

We can have beards, but within a certain length, has to look good

2018-07-28 03:29:52 UTC

Just remember boys, don't shoot the white ones with beards

2018-07-28 03:30:16 UTC

Every single person I saw outside the fob was shaved or super short hair

2018-07-28 03:30:19 UTC

There's a ton of French and German combat arms who had beards

2018-07-28 03:30:35 UTC

Even at the cop?

2018-07-28 03:31:13 UTC

They started requiring it whil I was there yeah

2018-07-28 03:31:24 UTC

Damn
Whipped

2018-07-28 03:32:14 UTC

Though I guess it would be pretty embarrassing to lose a whole squad to friendly fire while coming back from patrol

2018-07-28 03:32:35 UTC

Just cuz they look like muzzies

2018-07-28 03:32:39 UTC

Lol

2018-07-28 03:32:53 UTC

Ff is retarded

2018-07-28 03:33:12 UTC

Check your fucking targets and update frontline traces

2018-07-28 03:33:23 UTC

Dumbass mother fuckers

2018-07-28 03:33:24 UTC

Cue SECDEF struggling to explain why US soldiers shoot at anything with beards out there

2018-07-28 03:33:48 UTC

Or terrible RTO

2018-07-28 03:34:15 UTC

Afghans had guns while we were there lol

2018-07-28 03:34:35 UTC

They were guarding construction crews no uniforms

2018-07-28 03:34:37 UTC

Yeah, but why raise the odds?

2018-07-28 03:34:53 UTC

Our LT just walked over and asked wtf

2018-07-28 03:35:06 UTC

Was pretty funny

2018-07-28 03:35:35 UTC

HAMALA HAMALA DURKA DURKA
"Okay, forget I asked!"

2018-07-28 03:35:39 UTC

How the fuck do you not know where your people are?

2018-07-28 03:36:01 UTC

Ask pat tillman

2018-07-28 03:36:17 UTC

Name is familiar. Refresh my memory

2018-07-28 03:36:18 UTC

Army *RANGEEEER*!!!

2018-07-28 03:36:33 UTC

Lmao

2018-07-28 03:36:36 UTC

I thought this was Duffelblog

2018-07-28 03:36:41 UTC

Wasn't he the one who fell off the back of the Chinook

2018-07-28 03:36:54 UTC

No he got shot by other rangers

2018-07-28 03:37:02 UTC

Well shit

2018-07-28 03:37:02 UTC

Former nfl player

2018-07-28 03:37:11 UTC

Cardinals

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