Alright mister assume shit. My friends are infantry and 2 that are mechanics. The rest are in shit holes.

I just want a war to test my mettle Johnson

I want to war against a small country I know we could easily win. So we can take their country, and it’ll be good training for our men lmao

here's to hoping Bongo

We can invade the principality of sealand

lets just agree to disagree on some thing alpaca i dont want any hostilities between us

**”WAR WITH RUSSIA IN THE FOR SEEABLE FUTURE”**

>Bongo enlists immediately

lol that would be scary as hell

wed totally win though

The only generation of my family that didn’t serve were my parents but other than that I can prove from the civil war to the nam

same here brother

All I’m saying is don’t trash the military as much as you did, talk about your specific unit not the entire military like you did because you met cunts but not all are cunts

alright man im sorry.

youre probably right

Every man in my family (except my dads brothers) and my mom served. Dad was an ass because he was an E7 but he genuinely wasn’t an ass. Mom was an interrogator so she had to be tough

@Alpaca13 basically I would if that happened

bongo if you joi n the marines and pass marsoc training ill reenlist and go for A&S again to meet you there

Bongo I would put a yellow ribbon on my window for you

Both would be extremely bad ass thx goys

I’m a feminist

what branch was you Pa in alpaca?

The only thing I agree on is **sign women up for the draft now**

kek

Pa?

your dad

how old are you guys anyway?

Army, so was my mom

I’m 19 in AEMT school

I’m 15

Dad was 82nd Airborne Combat Medic

holy shit lol

you guys are young as fuck

Well not 15 but yes. Still a “teen”

Plenty of time to wait for a war

i guess you arent but bongo is

I hope to join the Navy once I graduate my school

yeah i have a good feelin g youll see it man

nah man go marines and be an engineer

I agree

thats good shit

if i was an engineer id be so happy

Fuck the marines. I love what they do, they’re bad ass, I’ve been to PI 3 times as a MCJROTC cadet and we were treated like recruits for a week. Fuck that

As long as I get the chance to shoot the enemy

lol i did it so can you

I know I can, I just genuinely don’t want to lol. Also I love medical and there’s no medical in the marines. Only Navy Corpsman. Which I want to be a corpsman

thats lit man

if youre a corpsman then thats alright

make sure you go green side

otherwise youre a big pussy boy

I really want to be on that sweet sexy destroyer <:2EZ:339644284896673803>

if you go green side you wont

Not all Navy corpsman serve with marines

also fuck ships lol i was on one of those shits for a whole month and damnit gets bad

Corpsman is the broad term for “medical”. Dentist in the Navy are corpsman

I heard it gets rough

you devolve into creatures

I just rather be on a ship when countries start nuking each other then on land and turned into a skelly

can we do a call in here?

I’m on molbile

Mobile

ill tell you some funny stories i have from being on ship

and in japan

Japan should be taken over by us RIGHT NOW

same with China

Fuck the Asian entirely

no man japan is great on their own

More so China. They’re turning back to commie bastards

visit before you say anything

i agree

we had some run ins with their ships

it was scary as fuck

They’re all great places to visit, it’s their government that’s sketchy as hell

japan isnt

its so clean and beutiful

Japan still remembers what we did to them so they’re friendly. But China is being a bitch cunt wagon

They ban anime in China that’s one thing right in my book

ive never seen a place with such good infrastructure and clean streets

In China it’s perfectly legal to steal somebodies pet and eat it

its not

it just happens alot lol

How old are you Johnson

im 21

That’s only 6 years from me tho

my real name is dylan by the way

GG @Bloodnutbuster, you just advanced to level 5!

No ur Jeremiah Johnson the Mountain man

No u u u u.

lol yeah but you change alot in 6 years

There was an article a couple months ago, a lady stole another ladies corgi named Lion. She threatened to eat the corgi and when the lady tried telling the police they couldn’t do anything because there’s no laws against animal cruelty, etc. so when the lady finally found out where she lived she knocked on the apartment door, heard her dog lion barking. Once the door was opened the dog vanished. She looked out the balcony and saw the dog fell about 12 stories to its death.

fuck off gopbot

no u

No u u.

bo

no

u

chinese are just niggers dude

The lady who stole the dog then cried and said it was an accident. The owner ran downstairs and rushed Lion to the vets. They did CPR but it was too late.

i think that might have been a fluke thing

It was indeed the gooks