-define mh370

**MH370**: [Losing] something you can't find like the MH370 [plane] that's [somewhere] in this world.
*"I had a [pen] [but then] it went all MH370 on me and now [I can't find it]"*
*(<http://mh370.urbanup.com/7652378>)* *2 more results*

-define mouthpiece

**mouthpiece**: Anyone who has [alot] of [game]. Can make them do things they [normally] wouldn't do.
*I [got] a [cold] mouthpiece.*
*(<http://mouthpiece.urbanup.com/1548159>)* *9 more results*

-define apathetic

**apathetic**: [Indifference] towards people, things, and/or activities. Lack of [emotion] and lack of feeling, [numbness].
*His apathetic [attitude] made people [think] he was [introvert].*
*(<http://apathetic.urbanup.com/691385>)* *9 more results*

-define leaking clock

**leak**: [In the music] industry, when a song or album is being [put out] before it is [officially] released, usually online.
*Sometimes when an [artist's] album has been [leaked], they release their album earlier than planned for fear of [the bootleggers].*
*(<http://leak.urbanup.com/1087291>)* *9 more results*

-define brazil

**Brazil**: The largest country of South America and one of the most beautiful of the world. Also known in the world for its peaceful and kind people. The famous [Rain Forest] is placed in the north of the country, and is rich in [mineral water], minerals (gold, quartz, [bauxite], etc...) and the most important: bio-diversity. For this reason it needs to be protected and not explored by foreign people with the excuse to protect the nature.
*Brazil, coutry of [Pel]é, [Samba], Bossa-Nova and [Beaty].*
*(<http://brazil.urbanup.com/1403028>)* *9 more results*

-define columbia

**Columbia**: A [smallish] suburb located roughly halfway between Baltimore, [Md] and [D.C]. The median income, as well as the median age of residents (and cost of living) is slowly rising. Best known for its ridiculous literary street names. The example below features actual street names.
*The girl from Columbia who lived [on Red] [Keel] was jealous of her friend, who lived on Mooseberger [Court].*
*(<http://columbia.urbanup.com/1098152>)* *9 more results*

-define iron fist

**iron fist**: To rule with an iron fist is to [harshly] [punish] anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies [granted].
*[Stalin] [ruled] with an iron fist.*
*(<http://iron-fist.urbanup.com/620255>)* *9 more results*

-define brave heart

**brave**: To be able to look at your biggest fear and [face it] in the eye. There are many definitions and many examples. WWhatt may be a challenge to one individual is [unimpressive] and easily [overcome] by another.
*A typical example of [bravery] is facing down an enemy in battle or facing death in the eye in another [for or] fashion.
Another example is to completely endanger your [social standing] and completely ignore all social implicaions and do whatever you want *
*(<http://brave.urbanup.com/100234>)* *9 more results*

-define immaculate

**Immaculate**: Clean; flawless; [second to none]; incredible; [awe-inspiring]; [magnificent]
*"[Ali's] beard looks [pretty damn] good."

"You can't understate it like that, it's [immaculate]."*
*(<http://immaculate.urbanup.com/7571773>)* *9 more results*

**referendum**: a country wide vote held to [determine] whether the public thinks it is a [good idea]/question and to either [go forward] with it or not.
*the 1967 referendum was a very [important] event [in Australia's] [history]*
*(<http://referendum.urbanup.com/11734384>)* *4 more results*

!define define

-define conscription

**conscription**: being [obligated] or [required] to [make an appearance], regardless of what one desires to do.
*Some people consider having to report for [jury duty] a form of conscription.

Having to visit my parents during [the holidays] feels like conscription. All their [turmoil] makes me wish I could just stay home.*
*(<http://conscription.urbanup.com/8134941>)* *4 more results*

$av choco black thanos iii

$av @Black Thanos III

uwo

<:blobsweat:511590629042683916>

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Here is the weather report for the default city (just to show you, how it looks like).
We will get new queries as soon as possible.
You can follow https://twitter.com/igor_chubin for the updates.
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-weather Gold Coast

```
Weather report: Gold Coast

\ / Partly cloudy
_ /"".-. 21 °C (69 °F)
\_( ). ↑ 9 km/h
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I’m definitely not a bot

I was wondering if you made a bot :c

😦

t!cookie

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*Giveth cookies nows!* <:reee:511590481134878720>

t!cookie @-Joe

uwu do we have unlimited cookies?

*unlimited cookies are given because it's always able to be made* <:brainlet:511590628631773216>

More cookies!

-define common sense

**common sense**: [Common sense] is what [-I-] think [others] should know.
*When you remove the tea [kettle] from the stove, [it's common sense] to then turn off [the burner].*
*(<http://common-sense.urbanup.com/1906885>)* *9 more results*

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-monster-eating-cookies-gif-12640330

*No value means get rekt* :c

-define python

**python**: [Python] is a powerful high-level interpreted language. [Python's] design is notably clean, elegant, and well thought through; it tends to attract the sort of programmers who find Perl grubby and [exiguous].
*#!/[usr]/[bin]/python
print "[Hello World]"
*
*(<http://python.urbanup.com/192074>)* *9 more results*

t!cookie @crownless

-define c+

**C+**: symbol for the Turkish flag in internet chats, [messengers], mails, name tags etc.

The C stands for the [crescent] and the plus serves as an improvised star both of them depicted side by side in the Turkish flag.

C+ can be used as a means for easy national identification as well as for presenting oneself patriotic and spreading a feeling of coherence among Turkish folks in [internet chat] rooms etc.

No relation with C/C++ programming languages!
*cittygangstuzBoy19: where you from?
SweeTtannedGurly16: C+ ^^
cittygangstuzBoy19: huh?[o.0]
SweeTtannedGurly16: -.-*

C+boy1: [selam]
C+boy2: selam
C+boy3: [slm]
C+boy1: [naber]
Richsimm0nsreloaded: much diversity in names here -.-

osmanlikahraman: C+ C+ C+ 4 LIFE!!
[email protected]: actually I like Java more
osmanlikahraman: >_<*
*(<http://c.urbanup.com/2600543>)* *9 more results*

wat

-define c++

**C++**: A [programming language] for [Real Men]. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C++ makes no such [concession] and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong.

It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C++ as any other major language (except C).

The men who program in C++ are Real Men. The women who program in C++ are Real Men too. You can spot a C++ programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all.
*Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C++ right? What does:
".\src\[Cont].[cpp](52) : error C2679: binary '=' : no operator found which takes a right-hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion)
C:\Program Files\Microsoft [Visual Studio] 8\VC\include\vector([392]): could be 'std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc> &std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc>::operator =([const] std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc> &)' with _Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont> while trying to match the argument list '(std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc>, int)' with _Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont> " mean?'

Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.'
*
*(<http://c.urbanup.com/2583707>)* *9 more results*

-define c

**C**: [C is for cookie], [that's good] enough [for me].
*when you take a [bite] from a [cookie], it looks like [a C]*
*(<http://c.urbanup.com/1360013>)* *9 more results*

-define internet cookies

**internet**: A [vast] [array] of wordpornography/word and [advertisements].
**
*(<http://internet.urbanup.com/48113>)* *9 more results*

-define pascal

**Pascal**: A very handsome and [sexy guy]. He is also tall and really good in relationships and is very loyal to his partner. A Pascal might seem awkward at first, bit once you get to know him he is really funny and [hyper]. Pascal can also be a real asshole sometimes but he is [a good friend] most of the time.
*"[dude] Pascal is so [awkward]"
"Pascal is [fucking hot]"*
*(<http://pascal.urbanup.com/7844106>)* *9 more results*

-define cookies

**cookies**: the [slang] term used among [stoners] to discribe [weed]
*dude did you bring [the cookies] i [brought] [the papers]*
*(<http://cookies.urbanup.com/5784041>)* *9 more results*

Wtf ummm no

Chocolate?

And yes @Nyoki I have made a few bits

Bots*

-define chocolate

**Chocolate**: Any type of [african-american] male. Usually [VERY attractive] and [yummy]. Can be used to talk about the "delishiousness" of a guy.
*That [chocolate] is [making] my [mouth water].*
*(<http://chocolate.urbanup.com/5308003>)* *9 more results*

-define refugee

**Refugee**: [Refugees] are the second highest [tier] in the class structure of the European Union. The highest tier is occupied by government officials from the European Parliament right down to local government officials. The lowest tier are the untouchable [serf] classes of Europe, the taxpayer-citizens who were unfortunate enough to be born in their countries of citizenship, and often hold outdated views and dangerous beliefs about local, national and cultural identity.
*EU [Commissar]: These protesters against refugees can put their heads in the sand, but strength through diversity is the way of the future.

Globalist financier: You are too kind. Of course there will be cultural friction, but aside from our [moral obligations], the economic opportunities arising from the disruption of the refugee influx will create prosperity.

Democratic Socialist: Can't you see those protesting the refugees are racists and Nazis? We need to direct our law enforcement firmly against the xenophobes, isolate and censure them, and protect the refugees.

Police Chief: That's what we've been doing. Cracking down on [home-grown] Islamophobia and racist social media, and at the same time assisting refugees to integrate.

European Citizen: (inappropriate comments have been flagged and deleted).*
*(<http://refugee.urbanup.com/13169939>)* *9 more results*

-define greater than

**MC Greater Than**: A member of the southwest rap group [rilla dope] and formerly known as MC [Ducats] n' Buckets. Raps characterized by old school beats, MC GT revives the art for a [new generation].
*MC Greater Than just [came] out with this new [jive] called Over and [Done].*
*(<http://mc-greater-than.urbanup.com/1427324>)* *9 more results*

-define >

**>**: [Shorthand] for "[implying]."
Originated from [greentext].
*Example 1:

A) Everyone on Youtube is saying that [it sucks].
B) >[basing] anything on [Youtube comments].

Example 2:
A) Hey did you buy that game yet?
B) >Buying games.*

*See /v/*
*(<http://urbanup.com/6610748>)* *9 more results*

-define less than

**less than**: [Used] to descibe of [people] of [gayness] or undisirable qualities.
*[Jennifer] is so less than...she's such a [fucking] [redneck].*
*(<http://less-than.urbanup.com/2154505>)* *9 more results*

-define eve online

**Eve Online**: [Internet Spaceships]. Which is [Serious Business].
*When ever i tell my Boyfriend to [stop playing] [Eve online] he stands up and yells at me saying "You don't understand eve. It's [serious buisness]."*
*(<http://eve-online.urbanup.com/4095686>)* *9 more results*

the sad cat is throwing me off kinda wanna change the pfp again <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

Change!

-define jita

**jita**: -To be [lagged], or to become [lag].
-To spend one's night looking at a [stargate]
-To listen to noobs smack the hell out of you
*"Ah dammit man, I [got stuck] in [Jita] again...guess I better get the coffee and camp here"

"You should do [PvP]...YARRRRRRR"*
*(<http://jita.urbanup.com/1643668>)* *1 more results*

idk what <:ummmm:511590629797789708>

Use your doggy

-define jitter

**Jitter**: Term originating from [Bristol], UK, to describe ( sometimes in a derogatory fashion) [a heavy] [metal fan] or male with long hair
*'Hey Dave, coming down The [Hatchet] tonight?'
' Fuck that, it'll be [wall-to-wall] with crusty [jitters]!'*
*(<http://jitter.urbanup.com/7739135>)* *9 more results*

**dogo**: When used in relation to marijuana and weed, it means "[donate] one, get one" - a derivative of "[buy one get one free]" aka [BOGO]
*"All [fire] 1/4ths are [DOGO] until [next] week!"*
*(<http://dogo.urbanup.com/8170059>)* *8 more results*

-define doggo

**Doggo**: [A cute] way of [saying] [dog]
*Guy 1: look at that cute lil [doggo]

Guy 2: [awwww]

[Guy 3]: you guys are lame*
*(<http://doggo.urbanup.com/9555078>)* *9 more results*

-define art of war