-define metro boomin

**metro boomin**: [Metro boomin] is a producer and songwriter who is currently based in Atlanta and works with many young artists in the hip hop. He is known for his collaboration with future and drake and many others he also very Creative with his Instrumentals using various [808's]. Metro boomin uses [fl studio] to produce amazing instrumentals.
*Chris:Damn cuz you hear that new heat from future produced by [Metro boomin]

James:Yeah [famm] that beat got me hyped where can I get that heat

Chris: I'll probably get the [metro boomin] [drum kit] it will probably be on hipstrumentals real soon

James: Aiight man.*
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-define murda beatz

**beatz**: Beats can have two definitions.

"[Beatz]" can mean the type of music you would hear at a [rave].

It can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being good. (Usually found in [Scotland])
*"I want to go to a rave and hear all the beatz, man"

"[Haw] [whet], that party [wiz] pure beatz."*
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-define clothes

**clothes**: [The most] effective [form] of [contraception].
*[Gavin] dry-humped [Roberta] on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, [copulation] was avoided.*
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Wtf

-define cancellation

**cancellation**: When a guy gets [rejected] by a girl in [front] of his [homeboys]
*"Man, [we need] to help [Johnny] with his game. He is getting cancellations [all night]."*
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-define interceptions

**Intercepting**: the art of excitedly returning to your email [inbox] after receiving a [notification] about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the [publisher] deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.
*We did a lot of [intercepting] at [Amrit's] [house] last night!*
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**Pat**: The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female [touches] your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before [going on a date] with an [incredibly hot] girl.
*His [girlfriend] made him [pat] last night, isn't that [embarrassing].*
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-define yoghurt

*big off*

Im eating yoghurt rn and that was <:wide_eye_pepe:534345404238790677> <:pepepissed:511590630368083968>

well... urban dictionary h u h?
Would yah look at that c:

-define Crowley

**Crowley**: He's [the king] of [hell]
*[Fu] Crowley*
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-define crow

**crow**: A word commonly used to describe [very nice] [bud]; [the skunk] variety.
*[Hold up], [lemme] just skin a [zoot] with some of this nice crow I got earlier.*
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-define row

**row**: a [verbal] [fight]
*Jack and [Kelly] had a row on the last [episode] of [the Osbournes]!*
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lelmao c:

-define fml

**FML**: means [Fix My Lighthouse]. Back in the 17th Century, lighthouse keepers were tthe butt of everyone's jokes. When a [lighthouse keeper] was made fun of, his retort would be "why dont you [fix my lighthouse]!" which was shortened over time to FML. This term was made famous in the great battle of the Sole Bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their glasses.
*"if you are [going] to [take the piss out of] me then [why don't you] FML!*
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-define fuck my life

**Fuck My Life**: A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad ([fat mexican] who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the [3rd Floor] Whores [RB], SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.

*FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
[RB]: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: [Fuck my life].

SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, [fuck my life].*
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-define cap

**Cap**: A [Floridian] slang term for the act of; lying, giving [False hope], or never [flowing] through on what you say you are gonna do.
*Boy: yo bruh I fucked that girl [Claire] last night lol

Boy 2: you [cap] because Claire was with me, ol [capping] ass*
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-define spotify

**Spotify**: Spotify is a system that allows you to play music and link the songs you've listened to, to [social networks](facebook) which allows you to display to your peers that you are a hip, [non-mainstream] person who has an [impeccable] taste in music.
*John:"Man I really want to get [Becky's] attention and I feel a great way would be to use Spotify so I can show her my [virtuoso] taste in music."

-Plays said music

Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."

They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent [retirement plan]. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.*
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**Give me that Becky**: A fat woman named [Becky] busts through yo wall like [the kool-aid man] and sucks you [grundle] until you scream "Give me that shit Becky!"
*"[Uh], Uh, Give me that Becky, [oh yeah]!!!"*
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-define chilax

**chilax**: combined from [chilling] and [relaxing]. slang [in the hood] when you're too lazy to say both words chilling and relaxing.
*i'm just [chilaxing] with some [purple cush] and my [forty]*
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-define chilly

**chilly**: The feeling associated with a thought that makes you protective of a specific body part, usually the neck. The word is derived from the scene in Disney's "[Pinocchio]" when [Jiminy Cricket] drops a pebble down his pants and shivers, proclaiming: "[Ooooooh], chilly."
*When I saw the guy get his [Achilles tendon] [slashed] in "Pet Semetary," it made me very chilly.

When my dad butchered the goat right in front of me, the sight of [the animal's] neck being slit open made me so chilly, that I dipped my chin to meet my chest. By not exposing my neck, I now feel safe from having the same thing happen to me.*
*(<http://chilly.urbanup.com/4679064>)* *9 more results*

-define chill pill

**Chill Pill**: [Relax], it's [not that] big of a [deal].
*"[Woah], [it's just a game], don't get so upse, take a [chill-pill]"*
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-define no pill

**pilling**: To [inadvertently] [spread] a [virus] or malaware
*[Tom] could not believe the [link] he [clicked on] was a pilling*
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**correlate**: To put the severed penis of another man, most likely a close friend of the perpetrator of the [correlation], into the distended anus of a third party. This third party is most frequently a man dressed in a [Leonardo] suit, though Donatellos and even Michelangelos are somewhat common. Occasionally, the disembodied member finds itself in the hanging asshole of a dog or other animal, in which case the correlation is considered a "[doggone] good one."
*Hey Matt, remember when Ruth and I [hacked off] your cock and used it to correlate [Scrappy]? Yeah, well that was 'cuz [you're a dick].*
*(<http://correlate.urbanup.com/5576634>)* *9 more results*

**D.O.N**: D.O.N - [Driving] Over [Niggers]
*Me: [Ashby] wtf! You've had like 4 beers, you're gonna get a [DUI]
Will: Nah man, you gotta watch out for a D.O.N
Me: Whats that?
Will: Driving over [Niggers]
Me & Ashby: oh shit!*
*(<http://don.urbanup.com/12259041>)*

-define gems

**Gems**: [The best] you'll [ever] get.
*[I love] my [gems].*
*(<http://gems.urbanup.com/4139727>)* *9 more results*

**Observatorying**: Verb: To go [observatorying]

Defined as "the hobby or act of going to observatories on [monday nights] with intentions of observing the stars, after indulging in a quarter of a [chocolate chip cookie] from starbucks, and before doing any homework. Most often done on College campuses

*Brittany couldn't must an [inkling] of motivation to do her homework, so she decided to go [observatorying] around campus with her bff Don [Rafael]*
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-define monday

**Monday**: The most [painful] [day] of the [week].
*[Mon]: Son, [wake up]! [It's Monday]!*
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-define Thursday

**Thursday**: Generally a [pretty solid] day. By the time Thursday rolls around, you are more than half-way done with the standard [5 day] work/school week. [Thursday's] have a way of comforting many before exciting weekends.
*[I like] [Thursdays], something about [em].*
*(<http://thursday.urbanup.com/1914799>)* *9 more results*

-define sunday

**sunday**: The last day of the weekend and is usually ruined because of the thought of another [dreaded] [Monday].

Also the day when people are supposed to [go to church] but don't go because of hangovers or just forget.
*Guy 1: Hey it's sunday.
Guy 2: Damn that means [tomorrow] is [monday]. What a [bummer].*
*(<http://sunday.urbanup.com/3020643>)* *9 more results*

-define next week

**Next next week**: Not [next] [week] but the week after.
*"You actually can [come over] today because i'm not getting [my hair] cut till [next next week]."*
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-define fortnight

**Fortnight**: 2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 [fortnight]. Its not the game, [FortNite], which is spelled [differently], its just 2 weeks.
*Mike: I just played [FortNite] for a [fortnight]!
[Liam]: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.*
*(<http://fortnight.urbanup.com/13369764>)* *9 more results*

-define elsewhere

**Elsewhere**: A version of the afterlife in the [brillant] novel written by Gabrielle [Zevin] by the same title. In Elsewhere you age backwards from the time [you died] until you become an infant again and are reborn. Elsewhere is much the same as life on Earth, you have to have a job so you have money to spend. You can watch people who are still alive though binoculars on the observation deck. The living can send you mail via bottles thrown into the sea. In fact, communication between the living and dead involves water...but I don't want to give too much away in case you haven't yet read the novel.

There are no supernatural beings in this version of the after life but there is Marilyn Monroe and [Picasso]; as well as some very colorful characters.
*Elsewhere is a warm and [sunny] [afterlife] with plently of wonderful [beaches].*
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-define grandiose

**Grandiose**: 1.affectedly grand or important; pompous
2.more complicated or elaborate than necessary; [overblown]
3.grand in an [imposing] or impressive way.
4.Having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as [manic] disorder.
*1. A [grandiose] [scheme]

2. He had a very grandiose and [narcissistic] personality.*
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**Khalif**: A very cute boy. Who gets a lot of girls and is a very athletic boy. Khalif have full [curiosity] and is [very special]. He’ll keep a relationship going for like 1 or [2 Years]. He is kind and generous.
*[Oh lord], Khalif is [hot]*
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-define foolish

**foolish**: What [you are].
*[Thou art] foolish!*
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-define pussy footing

**Pussy Footing**: When a person keeps trying to [stall] or change the [subject] of a conversation; usually when a person is trying to [hide] something from you
*John: "Hey, do you like Amy?"
[Zack]: "Well, I do, but I like her like [my sister], you know? We're really good together, but I would never do anything to her, and-"
John: "Dude, quit Pussy Footing and [get to the point]."*
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-define pipsqueak

**pipsqueak**: A [puny], weak, [frail] person; someone who can easily be defeated. This kind of [peron] should not pick fights with a larger, stronger person.
*[Little guy]: You're an asshole! Let's take this outside!

Big guy: [Don't fuck with me] or I'll [break you in] half, you fucking pipsqueak!*
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-define manlet

**Manlet**: A man who's height is above midget level, but is well below that of any [other man]. They tend to be very [muscular] and wide, without [a neck].
*Guy: "You remember [Maurice Jones-Drew]?"
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet [running back] from the [Jaguars]?"

I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.*
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-define twink

**twink**: An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.

There are two major theories about the origin of this word, both of which probably have elements of truth to them.

a) Twink comes from an acronym [T.W.I].N.K. "Teenage, White, Into No Kink."

b) Twink is a shortening of the name for the famous "TWINKIE" [snack cake]: a tasty, cream-filled snack with no nutritional value. The phallic shape of the "TWINKIE" snack cake should not escape [the reader's] attention.
*I don't like going to that [club] because it's nothing but [a bunch] of [twinks].*
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-define grenade

**grenade**: The [solitary] ugly girl always found with a group of [hotties]. If [the grenade] doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
*"[Come on man], [take one for the team] and [jump the grenade]"*
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-define duff

**duff**: [Designated] [Ugly] [Fat Friend]
*Two [hot chicks] at a bar will have a really nasty fat [ugly bitch] hanging out with them, refered to as a "[DUFF]".

"Wow that fat DUFF is hanging out with those two attractive ladies, too bad."*
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-define wing man

**wing man**: your [buddy] who will talk to [the ugly] chick so you can [bang her] hot friend
*i wouldn't have [gotten] [laid] [if it] werent for my wing man*
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-define incognito mode

**incognito mode**: A mode in [Google's] new [Chrome] browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the [user's] computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.
*"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in [Google Chrome]?"
"[Incognito mode] man. [Ctrl+Shift+N]."*
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-define maga country

**Maga**: The definition of someone constantly fainting, laughing, and/or crying in spontaneous and irrelevant events. People who are [magas] tend to keep deep and dark secrets which [bottle up] inside and cause them to be a [maga].
*she fainted? [what a] [maga]*
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-define fury

**Fury**: 1. unrelenting ruthlessness and rage; pure [intensity] and [determination], mixed with anger; a feeling commonly felt by [a badass]
2. a statement demonstrating one's immeasurable, and at times entirely random, anger
*1. The fury that [Ray Lewis] exuded in his bone-crushing tackle on Kellen [Winslow] was so palpable that the majority of the stadium was left in everlasting fear.
2.
Jose [Contreras]: whats up man?
Bruce Lee: FURY!!
Jose Contreras: good point.*
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-define atman

**atman**: When a [person] has [more than] one personallity and you [refer] to it as there "atman"
*[person a]: [WHAT THE HELL] IS YOUR [PROBLEM]
person b: and there's your atman*
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-define Ātman

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%80tman_(Hinduism)
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-define determanism

**Determan**: [The state] of being one of the most [majestic] beings on [the planet].
*[Andy] is [one hell of a] Determan.*
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-define deist

**deist**: A [Deist] is a person who believs that God created the world. This person might or might not believe in evolution, but knows that God is behind it all and he's satisfied with that thought. He doesn't feel the need to follow a religion; Meaning: A Deist does not give a dime (for the lack of better word) who came fist, who came last, who was the son and who was [the prophet], and especially who wrote what in which book. He respects these people and chooses not to talk or even think about them. He [know's] God is up there and as long as he doesn't steal, lie, and hurt other people he has no need for following religion.
*i'm a [deist], i know i'm not capable of seeing God and i don't even wanna see him, but i know he's there and watching over and once in a while i sit down and talk to him but he knows that i dont like reading [brainwashing] [mind blowing] time consuming religious books because i don't even know who wrote them when pen and pencil were barely invented, and he's totally fine with it. wish myspace had [Deist] as an option to your religion selection. *
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-define pilot wave theory