-define fuck my life

**Fuck My Life**: A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad ([fat mexican] who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the [3rd Floor] Whores [RB], SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.

*FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
[RB]: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: [Fuck my life].

SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, [fuck my life].*
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-define cap

**Cap**: A [Floridian] slang term for the act of; lying, giving [False hope], or never [flowing] through on what you say you are gonna do.
*Boy: yo bruh I fucked that girl [Claire] last night lol

Boy 2: you [cap] because Claire was with me, ol [capping] ass*
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-define spotify

**Spotify**: Spotify is a system that allows you to play music and link the songs you've listened to, to [social networks](facebook) which allows you to display to your peers that you are a hip, [non-mainstream] person who has an [impeccable] taste in music.
*John:"Man I really want to get [Becky's] attention and I feel a great way would be to use Spotify so I can show her my [virtuoso] taste in music."

-Plays said music

Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."

They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent [retirement plan]. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.*
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**Give me that Becky**: A fat woman named [Becky] busts through yo wall like [the kool-aid man] and sucks you [grundle] until you scream "Give me that shit Becky!"
*"[Uh], Uh, Give me that Becky, [oh yeah]!!!"*
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-define chilax

**chilax**: combined from [chilling] and [relaxing]. slang [in the hood] when you're too lazy to say both words chilling and relaxing.
*i'm just [chilaxing] with some [purple cush] and my [forty]*
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-define chilly

**chilly**: The feeling associated with a thought that makes you protective of a specific body part, usually the neck. The word is derived from the scene in Disney's "[Pinocchio]" when [Jiminy Cricket] drops a pebble down his pants and shivers, proclaiming: "[Ooooooh], chilly."
*When I saw the guy get his [Achilles tendon] [slashed] in "Pet Semetary," it made me very chilly.

When my dad butchered the goat right in front of me, the sight of [the animal's] neck being slit open made me so chilly, that I dipped my chin to meet my chest. By not exposing my neck, I now feel safe from having the same thing happen to me.*
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-define chill pill

**Chill Pill**: [Relax], it's [not that] big of a [deal].
*"[Woah], [it's just a game], don't get so upse, take a [chill-pill]"*
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-define no pill

**pilling**: To [inadvertently] [spread] a [virus] or malaware
*[Tom] could not believe the [link] he [clicked on] was a pilling*
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**correlate**: To put the severed penis of another man, most likely a close friend of the perpetrator of the [correlation], into the distended anus of a third party. This third party is most frequently a man dressed in a [Leonardo] suit, though Donatellos and even Michelangelos are somewhat common. Occasionally, the disembodied member finds itself in the hanging asshole of a dog or other animal, in which case the correlation is considered a "[doggone] good one."
*Hey Matt, remember when Ruth and I [hacked off] your cock and used it to correlate [Scrappy]? Yeah, well that was 'cuz [you're a dick].*
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**D.O.N**: D.O.N - [Driving] Over [Niggers]
*Me: [Ashby] wtf! You've had like 4 beers, you're gonna get a [DUI]
Will: Nah man, you gotta watch out for a D.O.N
Me: Whats that?
Will: Driving over [Niggers]
Me & Ashby: oh shit!*
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-define gems

**Gems**: [The best] you'll [ever] get.
*[I love] my [gems].*
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**Observatorying**: Verb: To go [observatorying]

Defined as "the hobby or act of going to observatories on [monday nights] with intentions of observing the stars, after indulging in a quarter of a [chocolate chip cookie] from starbucks, and before doing any homework. Most often done on College campuses

*Brittany couldn't must an [inkling] of motivation to do her homework, so she decided to go [observatorying] around campus with her bff Don [Rafael]*
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-define monday

**Monday**: The most [painful] [day] of the [week].
*[Mon]: Son, [wake up]! [It's Monday]!*
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-define Thursday

**Thursday**: Generally a [pretty solid] day. By the time Thursday rolls around, you are more than half-way done with the standard [5 day] work/school week. [Thursday's] have a way of comforting many before exciting weekends.
*[I like] [Thursdays], something about [em].*
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-define sunday

**sunday**: The last day of the weekend and is usually ruined because of the thought of another [dreaded] [Monday].

Also the day when people are supposed to [go to church] but don't go because of hangovers or just forget.
*Guy 1: Hey it's sunday.
Guy 2: Damn that means [tomorrow] is [monday]. What a [bummer].*
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-define next week

**Next next week**: Not [next] [week] but the week after.
*"You actually can [come over] today because i'm not getting [my hair] cut till [next next week]."*
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-define fortnight

**Fortnight**: 2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 [fortnight]. Its not the game, [FortNite], which is spelled [differently], its just 2 weeks.
*Mike: I just played [FortNite] for a [fortnight]!
[Liam]: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.*
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-define elsewhere

**Elsewhere**: A version of the afterlife in the [brillant] novel written by Gabrielle [Zevin] by the same title. In Elsewhere you age backwards from the time [you died] until you become an infant again and are reborn. Elsewhere is much the same as life on Earth, you have to have a job so you have money to spend. You can watch people who are still alive though binoculars on the observation deck. The living can send you mail via bottles thrown into the sea. In fact, communication between the living and dead involves water...but I don't want to give too much away in case you haven't yet read the novel.

There are no supernatural beings in this version of the after life but there is Marilyn Monroe and [Picasso]; as well as some very colorful characters.
*Elsewhere is a warm and [sunny] [afterlife] with plently of wonderful [beaches].*
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-define grandiose

**Grandiose**: 1.affectedly grand or important; pompous
2.more complicated or elaborate than necessary; [overblown]
3.grand in an [imposing] or impressive way.
4.Having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as [manic] disorder.
*1. A [grandiose] [scheme]

2. He had a very grandiose and [narcissistic] personality.*
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**Khalif**: A very cute boy. Who gets a lot of girls and is a very athletic boy. Khalif have full [curiosity] and is [very special]. He’ll keep a relationship going for like 1 or [2 Years]. He is kind and generous.
*[Oh lord], Khalif is [hot]*
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-define foolish

**foolish**: What [you are].
*[Thou art] foolish!*
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-define pussy footing

**Pussy Footing**: When a person keeps trying to [stall] or change the [subject] of a conversation; usually when a person is trying to [hide] something from you
*John: "Hey, do you like Amy?"
[Zack]: "Well, I do, but I like her like [my sister], you know? We're really good together, but I would never do anything to her, and-"
John: "Dude, quit Pussy Footing and [get to the point]."*
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-define pipsqueak

**pipsqueak**: A [puny], weak, [frail] person; someone who can easily be defeated. This kind of [peron] should not pick fights with a larger, stronger person.
*[Little guy]: You're an asshole! Let's take this outside!

Big guy: [Don't fuck with me] or I'll [break you in] half, you fucking pipsqueak!*
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