I read it you said that

Waste of resources if they're kept alive

Just chop their heads off or something

No Im not

Dude stop trolling

I dislike the death penalty

>death penalty proven not to be a deterrent

And if you're a rapist you'll get your dick chopped off

You're a retard

You dip

Im not

Perverts are permanently blinded

thats stupid

@Bugs Bunny >eye for an eye
>2018
Kys

Most males are naturally perverted

And child molestors are forced to watch GILF porn for eternity

You are a genocideist

Perfect punishments lads

Mr e is in favor of the death penalty

No Im not

Im completely against killing

unless its an animal

No

Youre lying

Why would you want to end lives? Human lives are precious @Mr. E#2794

but even then the animal can only be hunted for food imo

or to fix the animal kingdom

As a very Pro Life person I'm disgusted @Mr. E#2794

I dont

Nigga I never said I did

Innocent people could be killed

Cause courts aren't perfect young one

Not in prison

Far from it

Hes also a white supremacist

No not really

Yes you aee

You say the n word

Loosely yes

because Im not an sjw

Racist

Racism is also intolerable

Because I'm also a feminist

So equality is very sexy to me

gay

Racism is for beta males

That are afraid of being over thrown by a dominant gene

Why not?
Girl: Do you like Mr.E?
Boy: No...
Girl: * cries *
Girl: * commits suicide *
Boy: * goes to girl's funeral *
Boy: ...I love Mr.E
Boy: * cries *
Boy: * commit suicide *(edited)

Shut up

Why?

Dunno

Its a sad an emotional story

It’s gay

How?

Whats gay about it?

Everything

such as?

It is pretty gay

Makes you seem like a closeted homosexual

Why not?
Girl: Do you like Mr.E?
Boy: No...
Girl: * cries *
Girl: * commits suicide *
Boy: * goes to girl's funeral *
Boy: ...I love Mr.E
Boy: * cries *
Boy: * commit suicide *(edited)

Why would I be closeted?

Gay

Because you're asking girls to ask boys if they like you

My family doesnt care about being gay

Makes you gay

No Im not

Cause you want boys to like you not girls

I made a short story

I don’t care about being gay

Then why is she asking him and not vice versa?

because the girl has to die first

its poetic

like romeo and juliet

So all in all. You asked a girl to ask around to see which boys like you.

Cause you're gay

Oh man

So it's about homosexuality?

No the girl asked the boy if he liked me

Using gay as a slur is so phatetic

the boy said no and said he loved me

Because you asked her?

Closet homosexuals

she cried and killed herself because he didnt like me

and then he killed himself because she killed herself

No I'm just wondering why he isn't embracing his gayhood

Im not

he loves me like a father

or daddy

He's obviously rolls with the LGBT crowd

Not really no

Hello there

Why would a boy love you at all?

No u

Kinda suspicious if you ask me

@Bugs Bunny why not?

Im a good father figure

and Im thicc

You said he loved you like a father

Not the other way around

yeah

Thicc daddy's are the best

Now you're claiming to be a good father figure

yeah

Your lies don't match

thats why he loved me

in the story

let me post it again for reference

Why not?
Girl: Do you like Mr.E?
Boy: No...
Girl: * cries *
Girl: * commits suicide *
Boy: * goes to girl's funeral *
Boy: ...I love Mr.E
Boy: * cries *
Boy: * commit suicide *(edited)

But he denied liking you. Let alone loving.

That's why the poor girl committed suicide

he denied liking me because he loved me

No

Because he despises you

"Boy: ...I love Mr.E
Boy: * cries *
Boy: * commit suicide *(edited)"

the girl thought he hated me

so she killed herself

So why'd she commit suicide

If she also hated you

because she thought he hated me

she didnt

she loved me too

Why does she care?

because she loved me

So they both loved you?

yeah

But secretly

Then where were you when they were commuting suicide

like the server secretly loves me

its a metaphor

the boy are the communists here and the girl are nazis here

I'm pretty sure Seans the only one that loves you

And that's only cause you're a guy

I was arguing with anarchists

And he's into that kinda thing

who's sean?

The one that sucks you off after school

And no lots of people love me here

but secretly

No gross

sean is my cousin

Doubt anyone loves you

he doesnt love me that way

No they do

More like doesn't care enough to roast you

Boy: ...I love Mr.E
Boy: * cries *
Boy: * commit suicide *(edited)

See

So mostly indifference

Yeah but that's just one boy

Not a whole server

its a metaphor

the boy represents the commies and the girl represents the nazis

And you're what?

A fascist?

Im not in the story because Im fighting for them against the evil anarchists

No Im a centrist

Then why do they love you?

because Im so smart and cool

and handsome and strong

Hmm

I don't see it

and because I destroy people in arguments all the time

thats why Im their father figure

I'd say because they're your siblings if I had to guess.

Or your parents

but they want to keep it in secret

Maybe distant cousins

No

they're unrelated completed

completely

except in terms of ideology

they're nazis and commies

But their ideologies don't match

they do

*facepalms*

Nazis and commies are nothing alike

And Im out their fighting for them against the anarchists

Doubt

not according to my fanfic

Do you die in this fanfic?

No

Then it's silly

communism and nazism does though

And completely wrong

its poetic

Doesn't follow history

they kill eachother because of me 😂

because they love me

If you were closely following the correct historical timeline you'd die in 15BC

its not following history

And those two would live

its foresite

Because they didn't actually give a flying fuck about you

a self furfilling prophecy

They did

they even killed themselves over me

Never heard of a set furfilling prophecy

Where does fur come into this?

because they're also furry's

the commies are

Nick Fury?

*furries

He's a capitalist

I met a furry commie with autism

Rabbits can't have autism

like a few days ago

hes not a rabbit

Neither can squirrels I'm afraid

hes a fucking wolf or some shit

an arctic wolf

Bears definitely can't be communism

All bears are fascists

hes a wolf

No wolves are Romanian

So they're capitalist

hes a wolf tho

Well idc

Yeah

hes a wolf and he said communism for the boys and made me cry

And only a select few Romanians have autism

hes not romanian

hes american

and hes real

A communist wolf that apparently had autism made you cry?

yes

No the only communist wolves are Romanian

No

hes american

They were all sired in Bucharest

hes a fucking furry not an actual wolf you retard

oml

you're so stupid

big

too big

Hmm

How does she walk?

Fake as fuck

look

look

the girl and boy kill themselves because they loved me

secretly

There's no bra that'll cover those titties

they each represent the nazis and communists here

so they kill themselves because of me

its a metaphor

and irl a communist furry autist made me cry

and tried to make me communist

Hmm I've decided that they're resurrected after they kill themselves. Because they realise they got their emotions mixed up. They confused deep seeded hatred for love. THE END.