Being a pope

Idk

Which requires him to do what exactly?

Idk

Pray

Live?

So...he's too old to pray and he stepped down from a position most popes die doing.

Make speeches

...ok then...

He can supposedly talk to god

Catholics are retarded

The holy of holies!

So, he can talk to God...and no one else can?

Is he able to talk to God before or after he's selected?

How does that work exactly?

God should give him the winning lotto ticket

Can I pay him a certain amount of money to absolve me of my sins?

...or does the church not do that anymore?

I think they do

That wouldn't surprise me.

You can pay your local catholic church

https://youtu.be/vd_bmwmrs1Y

So...people think that they can buy their way into heaven?

It's supposed to be a donation

That's what they call it...but what is it really?

Bribing God?

Not all sins can be forgiven

If your a cath

Unless of course you give the church a lot of money.

No not really

Can you give the church money to absolve yourself of corruption?

Anyways I don't believe catholics are right

No religion is right.

The bible completely contridicts them

They're all different versions of wrong.

No not really

Then who's right?

Christians

How so?

Jesus rose from the dead

Really?!

Where's he at?

He flew into heaven -_-

...

Religion is my comedy.

Nothing wrong with religion

Man can't create his own values

Jung wrote a great deal about this

There's morality.

Right and wrong.

According to who

According to the people.

That's why we have juries.

Tankies say the holodomer was right

Yes the juries were created by the Christian founding fathers

That's hilarious.

You actually think the founding fathers had religious ideals.

They were men of God, but not men of religion.

they were theists

Well not only them the European founding fathers too

Separation of church and state.

Founding fathers were ancoms

They were not religious.

Nice try

The European ones were...but not the American ones.

In the Ussr Stalin was god, anything he did was justified because he was as glorious as god

He is god

Indeed, athiesm is simply the *humanization* of God

And thats an issue, because humans are corrupt and broken

Anything going against our God stalin is imperialist propaganda

Be serious

Ok I'll stop now

The secularization of society is not good

God cannot be human

God is an ideal of a person who is the most human.

This is why christians stress how we sinned and fell from the grace of god

Even God sinned.

When

Is athiesm the humanization of God? I thought it was just a we were not created by any being

God, out of rage, murdered thousands of people.

Egypt and Sodom.

Checkmate theists.

Hi guys, Roger Staubach here with an incredible new religion called the Waffle Religion
In this holiest of beliefs only the waffle can be the one true god
French toast and Pancakes are the sin breakfast breads and should be avoided at all cost

We must wash the lands of all Crepe Worshippers

@alines fuck you

@Alex the Marxist-Leninist-Maoist fuck you

no u @Deleted User

I was hoping someone else would contineu the chain

@fannybandit >taking the bible literally

@Queef Madagascar#8856 >sending the same message twice

Only the new testament should be taken literally

n0

the bible is bad

we must burn it

Read yung

Jung

He has multiple pieces on religion and how man can't make his own values

so he's gay.

If man created religion, he created his own values