no

I'd like to live

thank you very much

Rick James bitch

They won’t bite you unless you threaten them

oh i know

Well that thing only has a frontal weapon

i wish i wasn't afraid of spiders

Go live in Australia

why do? you will live longer

Heheh

fuck no i hate the heat, i love winter

summer is for the weak

I’m Aussie

Australia is full of spiders

Huntman

yup

Suffering this weird as summer

juris lives in aussieland he will be eaten by a spider

What about Jumping Spiders?

that is very cute ngl

I have to remove at least one spider a fortnight lol

because it's furry

Headcrab apply directly to the forehead

Headcrab apply directly to the forehead

Headcrab apply directly to the forehead

which spider?

wtf

was it a wolf spider

It's hair, not fur

same shiet

Hairy

actually no

but wutevs

Camel Spiders

What does <:autism:508484030165942293> imply?

its so big how is that thing even real

Autism @Nikitis

Middle Eastern sht

jfc

Hairy potter and Furry potter. The differences on the result of the pottery are big

I doubt they are

Why are autist human rights so neglected in the US

Boom

Save an autist

Donate now

i'm so glad that i live somewhere that is sort of cold and not in a hot climate

Snow nigerians gang rise up

They run 16 km/h wtf

LUL

that is scary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlP4PmuElpE

https://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/animals/invertebrates/c/camel-spider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsAvyE9-kK0

In reality they’re like the size of a teacup

that is still big

Yeah

its eating a fucking rat

Dyk only one kind of spider down here in Australia can actually kill you

The rest are meh

Oof

wow

those would prolly eat my rabbit

I saw one of these spiders at my old house I think

Think that's an Orb Weaver.
Probably am wrong though

Yeah, looks like one

did you kill it

No

Actually I think I did bc I ran through it’s web by accident and most likely accidently stepped on it lol

huntsman spiders don't make webs

wtf i would've screamed and had a heart attack

this cat has more lady balls than me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8kOAQfM5mQ

stop being so dramatic

that isn't called being dramatic

check yourself before you speak

Huntsman are cute lol

Having a heart attack is pretty dramatic

no

I like spiders except when they decide to run towards me

it's how i would react

That’s the only time I’m scared lol

You can say that about everything

"Oh that Bear is pretty cool until it's charging at me!"

Yeah but it’s true

And that’s all that counts

I suppose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W5FJNd14Y4

Round

what if a spider crawls inside of your mouth while you're sleeping

>not breathing through your nose

Mouthbreather is an important insult

Oh I thought it took a huge as dump but nah they’re babies

this is my little bun bun

Nice font of choice

yeah i know